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First for what type of race is this? I don't remember this being in the game last time I played.

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Heists are WONDERFUL!

Can someone approve my PC crew request?

t. CountMackula

>heist are wonderful
>no one plays them anymore
bought my weaponized tampa for nothing

Me and some boys still do replays of Pacific. Tampa sucks for Heists anyway, but if you'd like, I can drop a Discord invite so you could come along to be a +1 sometime

Don't fall for this meme, everyone avoids playing with you for a reason

Can I bring my beer along when I join discord?

This. Viva is like Satan, he is the deceiver. Shitposter with a cunt attitude.

I heard his father used to fuck him. Poor guy.

What about the Insurgent pickup custom? If you buy the heavy armor to protect the Gunner and drive backwards at targets, would it be all right or is kuruma still better?

OH NOT YOU AGAIN YOU SHITHEAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

el em ayy oh

That character reminds me a girl from some amateur blowjob video.

No alcoholics allowed. We want competent people, not tipsy shitters

Post it faggot

>mfw they disable vehicle proxy mines so you cant plan ahead with enemy spawn

IPUC is a good choice

Ruh roh, where's your face?

I'm more competent than any of you shitters.

>join rando heist because bored
>pull out any $2M+ super that's fully loaded and painted clean
>at least 2 randos try to jump in and drive it
i'm amazed that there's still poor people in this game. how is it even possible? the game shits cash for literally doing nothing(afk game modes)

I used to be contrarian in Contact Missions. Everyone had their riced up fagmobiles, and I had sleeper civilian vehicles. They beat me in acceleration, but they drove like shit. Next mission with the same randos they suddenly all wanted to ride in my shitbox.

>sleeper
that reminds me, I still need to make one. not sure which car is best for looking like shit, but having some actual speed to it.

unless some fagget blows your ride up in first 10 seconds that is, I persume?

Never happened actually

I used a purple Rocoto and something else too. I think it was a riced up retarded Prius. I don't remember how they performed.

I'm rank 99 and I've never passed the stealth mission of human labs. All my friends have stopped playing long ago and I, anyway, I have no money problems.

I would like to try some other random mission, but i'm a bad player , so I prefer don't go in and bother those who want to play only good players.

sentinel in honor of the death of the sentients

huh
back then when I still bothered with contact missions a mere sight of my Phoenix was annoying quite a lot of people

at least 2 out of the 4 in a random heist are bad players. don't feel shy about it, just join. i'm actually in the mood to do some heist, if based pedro is around and wants to host.

I'm always down to do Humane, but I'm still at work for another 2.5 hours

have the remaining aircraft been added to warstock since the update

Nop

If someone would be such a massive faggot I'd just sabotage the mission. Blow up the objective or just them them over.

>had to join SP to turn down brightness
>game still not dark enough at night for spooky highway racing

>been away for a few months
>lived through purge 2016
>lived through the great TT ban
>lived through purge 2017
>log into GTAO
>no longer a member of gtag
>no messages in social club about removal
>purged from the crew outside of a purge

Yeah, fuck you guys, too.

old crew is kill

When the fuck are they going to add more long hair styles so everyone stops looking the same?

never because they clip through clothing

Like this engine and game can handle that

>transgender-kun is hitting on me
eeewww

>Come back for a month
>you can now store your fucking planes and hydra
what the fuck, no seriously what the fuck.
Also is the bussines worth? or any of the planes?

>no one has ever hiked to the top of this mountain
am disappoint

This is exactly what I do, except the last part, other players are plenty content to ram into shit at high speeds all day long.
>tfw taking my Asterope and clearing the titan hangar before anyone else gets there

PS4 crew does that shit like every other day, though

>waiting for the bus with the rest of low tier society
I wish this game had a real working bus line. I'm feeling lazy as shit and don't want to drive back to the city, but also don't want to ride in a disgusting cab.

Uber update when?

>join crew session
>trannies circlejerking while doing repetitive ceo missions
>nu males trying to impress trannies with unfunny meme spouting

The trannies that run the crew should host deathmatches and other jobs for crew members only. It would keep the crew active and make it easier for new members to feel welcome. But what you expect, these trannies don't even enjoy the game.

Shut up.

You both, be nice to each other.

You, number 8140, why don't you host some?

Any way to get the duffle bag still?

>Merryweather helicopter
>CEO helicopter
>CEO limo

There's choices other than a taxi m8

oh yeah...
I always forget about these options.

aggregate position. it rewards holding 1st place for the majority of a race

Yeah, man. This video worked for me. Instead of the outfit transfers at the end of the video, just queue up already wearing the outfit you want the duffel bag attached to

youtu.be/Vu4DkaBfh6M

Ah, thanks.

>haven't played since before the big updates (CEO, everything)
>started playing again
>grind enough money to buy an office
>grind enough money to buy a small warehouse
>grind enough to buy a medium warehouse
This grind is brutal. When do I start making REAL profits to buy all the cool new toys I want?

You gotta buy a Bunker and steal Supplies often. Do Heists with pals as you Bunker cash builds on the side

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How likely am I to be banned if I use a FOV mod online?

I'll personally report you.

pls dont

reported

What a lovely day

>>grind enough money to buy a small warehouse
>>grind enough to buy a medium warehouse
get the vehicle warehouse m8, not the crate ones, they're shit. Vehicle I/E is where's the money's at.
Also bunker to a lesser extent.

Don't listen to I/E shills. Money is trash there. Do Heists and Bunker shenanigans, my guy

I/E is by far the best active money in the game

Yeah, if you're some lonely shitter and like making $80k per top tier sale. That's chump change, guy

Stop trying to delude noobs into doing heists with you because everyone else is tired of your sperging and bullshit, spic nigger. Fuck off.

>le drunk man back to brag about being a degenerate
I bet next you'll start telling us how you smokes with cigarettes.
based pedro knows the proper way to earn dosh. a team of 4 that know what they're doing can burn through heist and stack paper to the ceiling. I/E loners delusional because no dedicated friends to play the superior game mode.

Kanker op met je haha neger kanker. En doe je filter weer aan, homo.

VIVAAAAAAAAAAA VIIIIAGRA

>he thinks that guy is me
loving every moment

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Reminder that the Hunter is nice, very responsive and can survive a few explosives.
Question however, anyone know if the Incendiary or gas bombs are useful? Something about dropping them in places where my gunner wouldn't be able to hit.
>captainessi.png
>Captain Essi
Thank you for getting it right, although the edition is Nessi heh, not that I care much.
PC homies have done it quite a few times actually, IIRC beginning of 2016/2017 there were hikes in the snow.

Amen, my guy

>it's another puto posts without his trip episode
I hate reruns

anyone miss old /gtag/? when we all played on 360, callmeqt was our undisputed queen and everyone being so desperate to be the first to post a link to domislives new vids.

I miss everything but I don't miss the shit resolution and graphics from oldgen. It always bothered me how bad it looked and felt. When I saw the PC version I was overjoyed, but now I've grown to hate the community.

Reminder to try racing with cars that aren't top tier because it's more fun if you win and you have something to blame if you don't.

>still no option to delete body panels

Damnit rockstar

Old crew kept getting hunted by DOGZ clan who would server hop and join their games because the crew was pretty high ranking or something, so they just killed it to not deal with it

lol I remember that shit. gtag is such a bunch of pussies lmao

Preach

It is because that feature would take up too much effort to add.
And after all this game is only one of the best selling games of all time, so they will never add this.
Maybe if they make a 6th game.

*elbows you in the face*

who got dat discord inv. SC is --wrath

R* have been on a roll recently with cars, this and the Escort knockoff are both lovely to drive.

Might help if I posted the webm.

anyone up for a quick pacstan with viva and friends?

discord.gg/8YQzUj

alright i pinged you with some details on the next heist

>something to blame
that's a good excuse for not trying to git gud

I'm on like 160wins/170losses user, i'm fairly gud. I just wish there was a better way to get clean races. The collisions in this game are so random they take most of the fun out of dirty racing.

Just wondering.
But did Rockstar every say why they made the female online model a tranny?

What aim mode?

The "It doesn't matter since we're all using a Keyboard and mouse" mode

Old consoles held the character creator back. Just like everything else in this game.

>all using a Keyboard and mouse
nope

Wake up!