/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Night Garrus post

he thinks of all the calibrations he could do

I approve

Chapter 2 never

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Goodnight Garrus posting

Hey

LET JAAL GO SCOOTER

>ywn have a Turian gf who makes you wear purple face markings for roleplay purposes
>ywn accidentally out your relationship by forgetting how easily it rubs off on things

pic is from Spirit of Redemption, for those interested

>calibrations xd

can i skip the hurian in the first part or do i have to dredge through it?

Well, at least Zaeed is loyal.

Isnt this a drawing for a cuckold fap fic?

I mean, probably? I don't remember there ever being massive story focus on the unfortunately present Hurian stuff so I wouldn't worry about it too much. It's been a while since I read it so I can't be much help if you wanna skip apart from that most of the fug happens after the kids from the beggining grow up, I think. No idea more specific than that, sorry.

This is the last thing you see before blacking out.

Was hoping Hurian was a typo, so human-Turian hybrids, huh?

Does it make it any better if I say most people think it's an abomination and there's at least one attempt to immediately genocide them?

Fuckin hell page 10 already?

A little... dunno why it is such a hang up. No less weird than asari mind melds I guess.

How did it start, some human-Turian genome project to see what hideous abomination we could produce together?

i think it was just garrus and fem shep being fucking weird

The answer is Mordin. Shepard and Garrus went "ay yo big M if you wanna go ahead and destroy the natural order one more time we'd really appreciate it and also stop fucking on top of all your lab equipment maybe".

The cucking doesn't happen until later on. For the most part it's just bisexual xenophilia.

At the very end of ME3 before she leaves Shepard for the final mission tells Garrus something along the lines of "when I get back, we'll have to get started on making the first human-turian kid"

Garrus is like "Uhhh, not sure that's how it works Shepard. But there's going to be a whole lot of little krogan running around, maybe adoption?"

why not just adopt Grunt? He's only like 6 months old.

>open thread
>nothing but turian furfaggotry
what the fuck happened.

>opens /meg/
>is surprised to see Turian furfaggotry
So have you been absent for the last 9 months or what?

Nothing wrong with appreciating humanities greatest ally user.

Does xenophilia really count as furfaggotry?

I bet raising a Krogan is expensive as hell.

>"Shepard my battle buddies want to go out tonight"
>"fine just stay out of trouble"
>next morning Shepard and garrus find 2 truian dreadnoughts and TIM in their front yard

They decided against it because Shepard prefers Grunt's dick to Garrus'.

I knew someone would say this.

K

I wouldn't think so. No one is dressing up in ayy suits and going by ayy names.

He is just going to make peace with the idea that when we do reach the stars, we will likely find complex extraterrestrial life. And someone, somewhere will fuck it.

it's been this way since people first saw vetra like a year ago

there's been turian furfaggotry in this thread for years

never forget the STT meme

>turians
>furry

I mean.

anyone know that fic where humanity sexual libido is insane compared to the rest of the galaxy?

>to be the little girl

That user needs to write the speech for the impending mars mission.

Soon.

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coffee quar or CYOA because i kinda want to sleep

Go to bed, user. CYOA tomorrow, coffeequar soon to follow.

>MFEP
Always gets me to chuckle.

I love Grunt. I unironically completely love Grunt as an adoptive and virtual son.

DO NOT LEWD THE GIANT CHILD KROGAN

Late night Li-Ara post!

Why does that recliner have legs? Who puts a mannequin so close to it?

Nigga, its been like this since Vetra premiered.
>turians
>furry
Nah, they're too... well, alien, to be furry.

I don't even like the blue sociopath, but there isn't a goddamn hyphen in the middle. At most there'd be an apostraphe as those are common in asari dialect, but I have never seen any hyphens with asari shit.

why are you copying jackfags thing

Don't reply to bait.

Okay. Good thing I'm definitely most-certainly not some kind of fresh-water fish.

Anyone know a good Ash Remodel pack?

Any recommended ones?

I'm not 100% sure about this but I think he/she/it puts an hyphen in the middle because in bioware fangirl lingo LI means "love interest"

>I love Grunt. I unironically completely love Grunt as an adoptive and virtual son.
I know, it's so cute being battle master and father/mother

pls reply

have you seen this one?

nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/453/?

If you do something in Mass Effect 1, you can make Ashley REALLY hot
Pic related

Was looking at that one, yeah. Figured I might as well get a second opinion before committing to it.

Thanks for your time, though.

>If you do something in Mass Effect 1, you can make Ashley REALLY hot

So fucking hot. Pic related

Late night Jack post!

Based Jack poster.

Best husband

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TQP
SO GOOD

thanks, I try my best to not repeatedly post the same pictures, unlike some.

how can one girl be so best

Jack is so wonderful

Man, that took me by surprise. Still fucking hilarious though.

YES

YAS

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I've seen this shit so many times, and it never gets old. Thanks user.

really grinds my gears too

Why do I even click on any image you post. I should know exactly what to expect, yet I click anyway.

Why am I like this.

I didn't pay attention to the damn trip.
Fuck you.

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Press F to pay respect

> After two decades in space, NASA's Cassini spacecraft is nearing the end of its remarkable journey of exploration. Having expended almost every bit of the rocket propellant it carried to Saturn, operators are deliberately plunging Cassini into the planet to ensure Saturn's moons will remain pristine for future exploration—in particular, the ice-covered, ocean-bearing moon Enceladus, but also Titan, with its intriguing pre-biotic chemistry.

Poor boi

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So long, Cassini. You did a good job.

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I didn't think I'd feel bad about something like this.
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