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> News
- Kelp Dome stage returns tomorrow!
- Snapper Canal stage coming soon!
- The Tenta Brella weapon has been revealed and is coming soon! Sub unknown, special is the bubble blower.
- Grizzco Secret Weapons SR tomorrow at 8pm EST!

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

>Patch notes
- en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> List of possible main abilities for gear (contains unreleased gear)
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

> Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- twitter.com/splatnetstore

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stats
- loadout.ink/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> View Nintendo Switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

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youtube.com/watch?v=OcCRZkeqFY8
strawpoll.me/13932881
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I love the stingray buff so much. The splat charger is actually good now

Woomy

nth for spaghetti crossdressing

i like this game

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*knocks on your door*

First for dead gaem

The best kind of spaghetti

Inappropriate. Go on.

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Who would be the best artist to commission woomy guro from?

hitler

Shadman

Me

>winslow from catdog walking away.jpg

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MOAR

I don't think he takes commissions.
I'd prefer someone with a softer looking art style.
What does your art look like?

The prompt for the first FRESH to IMPRESS is going out later tonight, provided you guys haven't continued to fag up the thread.

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>fag
Well, I sure as hell don't want any part of anything run by such a hateful person.

thanks so much, friendly user!

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what if you turned on the game and your woomy took you aside and showed you she recently laid a fine clutch of woomy eggs and she smiled at you and asked if you liked them

tell her mr. grizz doesn't like being stolen from and shoot her square in the face

Feel free not to participate, homo.

>lose a game pretty badly
>leave lobby because i dont want to play with those chuckefucks
>join new game a few minutes later
>same lobby with the same people who crushed me before
>they crush me again

great matchmaking nintendo

go shove your dick up a vag, fucking hetfag.

Tell her that I like them and ask what we need to do to take care of them

I'd give her a kiss and pat her

Only 12 eggs? What a sham.

eventually you will run out of homophobic slurs making me the victor!

soft creature

>my spaghetti will never have this hair or skirt
Maybe I should just play a woomy and imagine...

I hear matchmaking is based on latency, so if you want a different group, just wait a bit before you rejoin. Teams are also based on some kind of mmr, so you might not always bee on the same team. Shit actually sucks when the skill pool is too diverse though.

reminds me of this video
youtube.com/watch?v=OcCRZkeqFY8

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of you can put your sketti in a small life vest with shorts and a nice hat and enjoy the view

Getting facesat by Tim!

I'll stop since I'd like to not shit up the thread with more poop-dick.

he does it!

Well yeah, but that's a whole other thing.

I'd ask her why she was doing this

>tfw you will never draw as well as gashi-gashi

am i allowed to post squibs or is that Strange Man still here

I had fried calamari once. It was delicious.

Ask which /Ink/ Spaghetti gave them to her so she can get child support from him

>tfw you will never draw well

can all the faggots that want to diddle little boys please leave

settle with a nice twink spaghetti, or a trap

maybe someday if you practice enough

>/ink/ spaghetti
>doing anything with a woomy
Let's not kid ourselves.

There used to be some good artists in the TF2 fandom. There's also a pretty decent one that lurked in the steven universe generals.

Cutting off a yebby's little dick?

Work has been rough again. Post up your /ink/ squids to cheer me up a little. Maybe new ones will be added to that one album? I don't know. I'm not the guy who does that, so don't take my word as fact.

/ink/ spaghettis are pretty hetro

no

Biker Spag is gonna fuck Business Woomy, you'll see!

Will you accept unnamed woomies in the locker room?

I really should take more screens of Baseball Woomy.

maybe we should hold a poll

m-maybe

/ink/ squids will fuck anything

Hope tomorrow is better for you bro

Guess I need to take more pics of Art Spag

Anime powers were too strong for the squid in the corner to handle.

>I'm not the guy who does that, so don't take my word as fact.
I am

I have an updated album that I haven't actually uploaded yet, with some new headcanons for classic /ink/ squids, but I wanted to wait until I had an extra page to upload it.

So yes, your woomies may end up in the album

This is a pedo free thread

Rude!

strawpoll.me/13932881
strawpoll.me/13932881
strawpoll.me/13932881

sure

Was wondering can someone edit this to be Pearl and Marina

>70% of the /ink/ userbase disappears

They will

thats lowballing it. This is the franchise that had porn uploaded before the reveal trailer for the original game had finished.

Back when all we knew about the game was that there was little girls who shot ink at each other. The vast majority of people who looked twice at the game did it entirely because of their initial "i want to fuck that" reaction.

We stuck around for the gameplay though.

Can someone give me brief rundown on what's different in Splatoon 2 compared to the first game?

How do you call someone who likes loli and shota but finds real children disgusting?

>have a charger
>smallfry always manage to seek me out exclusively no matter where I am
FUCK OFF

I'm gonna jerk myself raw to cartoons and you can't stop me.

a pedo

more hairstyles

I do that to lewds of /ink/ woomies including my own

new specials, kraken and bubbler removed, new maps, a game mode called salmon run which is basically a zombie mode, new hairstyles, and a fuck ton of LGBT+ & furries

But they don't like actual kids. The stuff they like isn't real and never will be.

me too

I feel like there are better things that could cheer you up but here ya go user.

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but that's wrong

You're a pedo who fucks children there's no arguing this fact

I came up with a good caption for this picture:

>tell me... do you bleed?

What's up, loser? Having trouble staying fresh?

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Fuck off kier.

what did i do ww

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I have nevee nor will i ever engage sexually with minors

Your spag is not fresh at all.

Cheer up user it gets easier. Plus in the end were all gonna die so at least you have that to look forward to