/hiv/ - Hiveswap General

What was this about a Roxykitten reference

just let it die after this.

THIS is the boy joey has a crush on

Then child Actor Taylor Thomas
known for home improvement and playing simba

(photo from the 90s)

Fuck that, we run it into the ground

They made Alternia so cozy.

Haha, here I was joking about Joey's crush being a Dave lookalike. Guess tastes in men run in the family.

Well I guess there was that troll Terminator poster in Dammek's hive. And the statue at Joey's was described as STRONG.

Jude is a Mage of Rage. He's obsessive about delusions and paranoia and is almost certainly an autist.

Joey is a sylph of some kind, and based on that speech she gave Xefros about "choice" she's probably the mind player.

If there's going to be a R*** and D*** Strider/Lalonde I suppose they'll have to be the thief/bard of blood/doom. How fucked up would it be if B2 Dave's son ended up being a juggalo bard?

fuck, I always do that

It is... except when you're gutterblood trash and the drones decide to shoot your shit up. Or some highblood shit decides to kidnap and bully you because they feel like it. Or being out in the sun too long.

i thought she'd be a sylph of life cuz she wants to be a vet!

How many old /hsg/ anons have died by now
I feel like we must be running low on old guard members

i came here to laugh at you PoM

joey is bisexual!
BISEXUAL!!!

Make sure the last thread dies BEFORE posting a new one.

Pfffff, do you really think that'll happen? When Act 7 came out there were threads for months afterward every day, even long after everyone agreed "yeah these threads should probably go away now"
The people that populate this particular fandom are people utterly incapable of letting go. Why the fuck do you think they're still here after all this time, having been abused and neglected over and over?
This is a fucking shelter for battered wives masquerading as a video game thread.

2 questions

1.- Is Hussie rich? or did he fail to monetize his amazing success back when it had a massive following?

2.- Does the game have any sex sounds or moans? or can I play it with my speakers on without fear of someone thinking I'm watching porn or some pervert anime?

Please, she's like Jade, her sexuality firmly settles into blonde prettyboys.

Doesn't work like that, in Veeky Forums it's post limit, not page 10. Welcome to the new frontier!

But I can still post in the last one.

>Joey's happy to give birth to lots of puppies
>gets upset at all the books about dogs dying
>wants to snuggle all the baby animals
>Even says Jade's furry speech
God dammit Joey, do NOT FUCK DOGS

Angel
"Viz will also be involved in the release of the mysterious epilogue project I alluded to a while ago. Details on format, release date, etc, will remain undisclosed until further notice, but you can expect more information about that to surface next year too. I wanted to do something a little unusual for it, something existing outside the confines of the web story."

1- Maybe
2- Nah

Stop talking like the class and stuff actually make any sense.

>resizing the resolution doesn't resize the render area
At least it alt-tabs well.

1. I'm not entirely sure about this but he doesn't seem like has any reason to be a part of HS anymore aside from royalties. He seemed like that since... act 6 I guess?

2. There's very little sfx. Mostly just Toby's music. And no the game/comic doesn't have as much lewds as you might think. The threads are just cancer.

Will Act 2 be about Dammek and Jude?

...

I thought so but I'm trying to fit this into the gaps. Also, unlike all known life players Joey hates baking.

laugh all you want. I was right about davesprite, and about nepeta's second prototyping, my top theory on tumblr has 41k notes, I'm making $55k a year out of school and I'm halfway through writing a novel. I'm pretty satisfied with myself right now

jude and joey don't have classes because they will never play sburb
dumb diaperfag

bring back 'homosuck is shit' please

>using the heirloom on mom's statue gives the same text as if you used the key on the key
ONE
JOB

>her sexuality firmly settles into blonde prettyboys.
did you even PLAY THE GAME
come ON man
she was hot for the blue ladies, the girl from reboot, clarissa im pretty sure

i thought we were gonna have to wait for HauntSwitch to play as them
so, part 5

okay
homosuck is shit

i downloaded it as soon as the mega went up but was really offput by how the game started

Should I bother with it? Pacing seems awful

>playing the game
lol loser

>my top theory on tumblr has 41k notes
okay the rest of your post was really bragworthy stuff, good for you, im happy for you, but this probably wasn't necessary

do you think pom will try to get someone to draw his diaper porn again but with joey this time

would you like fries with that

oh DEFINITELY

Of course you should bother with it. It only lasts like 2 hours anyway.

do you want fries with that

You're a riot

wow that's really short. Guess ive nothing better to do right now

>my shitty theory about some dumb bullshit from a shitty webcomic has 41k notes

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which is more self important bullshit
poms novel or clintons book

I'm not all that into joey. I prefer her sister.

anyway, I've done my bit. See you guys in 2022 when we get another 2 hours of content

Those are platonic, she CANONICALLY wants to fuck boys! Preferably blonde DOGBOYS who can fill her with FIVE PUPPIES

Also it's weird to hear a homestuck character talk about school.

Objection, there was literally 2 people making them. Cut them out and we wouldnt have the threads for months.

>I prefer her sister
pedo

I kinda enjoyed this way more than I was expecting. Probably because Joey is really likable and the background art was stunning.

Act 2 when?

she's 20

>not already forgetting the whole thing
>looking forward to anything HS related

Were all the kids home schooled?

1 - He owns a color patent from his dad
2 - no, its 10+ ESRB (for kids)

sure buddy
i bet you age them up too

act 2 is not happening
this game will not recoup the costs in any way
there will be no money to make a new one

hey its me hsg poster grant
you threatened to kill me recentlyish right
i know youve said something about killing me but im not 100% sure on if it was the other month when u flipped out on angel or what

remember when pom said he should have killed grant during his meltdown over baby diaper piss fetish art

that was a fucking riot

we would find a way

>there will be no money to make a new one
they just recently got an infusion of 1.5million

>Also it's weird to hear a homestuck character talk about school.

True. It was a nice change too, makes her more relatable.

PoM please tell us more about your novel while we're all gathered here

Give me a rundown on this diaper meltdown

they can just make another kickstarter for ACT2, they did that for Broken Age, and for Mighty No.9

FUCK YOU GRANT KILL YOURSELF

Is it still that Akira thing that wasn't terribly interesting?

Yeah, despite Cohen trying so hard, there's been one or two things where Joey comes across as likeable. She's definitely carrying this
Also
>use walkietalkie on mom's picture
>"If only you could"

I don't think that would work after the first kickstarter's fiasco.

give me a quick rundown on this guy

the smartest thing hussies done since 2011 was disappear off the fucking internet basically entirely

oh yeah
didnt he sell whatpumpkin or homestuck or something

We don't know their schooling situation at all. Obviously ones like Jade were but then hey.

Also playing this, it really seems like there are two writers. Some stuff seems way too classic Hussie and then the other stuff seems a poor imitation, with rare blendings of the line.

Unfortunately, the imitation seems to occur more often.

Has anyone tried naming the lusus zoosmell pooplord?

Ouch.
Least they acknowledge the two girls are pretty similar. Does that make Joey Hussie trying to do Jade again?

I feel like I can barely tell what's what
It all just sort of feels "vaguely homestuck"

they all migrated to serketchan

I fucked off from HSG entirely around about the gigapause.

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Yeah, that describes it pretty well.
Joey's not bad though, she's got some clear characterization, and definitely is the strongest point.

Hiveswap is pretty much just Jojo part 4
Grandpa went off and fucked some slut and then didn't tell anyone about it and abandoned the bastard kids from that fling

>when the adderal kicks out

Why were they so lazy?

>bastard
Hey, they were married! More you can say for SOME couples in Homestuck

over budget
out of time
probably not getting good pay
hated by everyone

We're on the third team of people hired by hussie to work on his game
At some point he must have ran out of competent employees

>competent employees
Try ANY employees

8 months of "bugtesting" does not seem out of time.

Part 4 was good.

i mean
considering the game was supposed to come out like 4 years ago..............................................
and i doubt they did nearly that long

8/homosuck/ more of an "exiled shitposter's club" that likes to pretend they're HSG than anything, really.