>What is this? An annual collaboration project where /v/ sings about video games. This is our fifth year of production, and we can't stop. We won't stop. We don't even know HOW to stop.
Ernie: Veeky Forums? Hey, Veeky Forums? Veeky Forums? Bert: /v/, what is it? I'm trying to sleep. Ernie: Hey Veeky Forums, did you ever think about all the things you like? Bert: Well sure, /v/, but not now, huh? Ernie: Yeah but, just tell me something you like, Veeky Forums. Bert: /v/ I'm trying to sleep. Ernie: Oh come on, Veeky Forums, just one. Just name one thing that you like, okay? Name just one. Bert: Alright, /v/, I'll try.
I like circle jerks (Circle jerks?) circle jerks! I like waifufags (waifufags) Waifufags! I love bumping, yeah (bumping?) Love bumping, oh yes I do
Well Veeky Forums you know I don't really like any of those things but I like (you)s
(Oh, /v/)
I like bait OPs (Bait OPs?) Bait OPs! Love to call you cuck (call me cuck?) call you cuck! I like arguing (arguing?) Arguing! Yes I do
Well now /v/ I'm not crazy 'bout any of those things but I like (you)s
I like to lurk the catalog all night and get some (you)s (Yeah I know) I like the tumblr art, especially lewds I like to go and play some vidya games all the way through Hey /v/, you know what? What Veeky Forums? I like that, too!
I like reddit memes (reddit memes?) reddit memes I like namefagging (namefagging?) Haha,yeah I like a drama thread I like twitter screencaps YES I DO But though I don't always like everything That I like Still I like (you)s
Though I'm not too crazy 'bout you posting Buckley Though I don't like tumblr Still we're awfully lucky 'Cause I like (you)s
Kevin Phillips
Can't you use your phone or something
Jeremiah Bailey
Are there already confirmed kills or glorious returns this year?
Nicholas Clark
The shadow canal in the google doc is superior to the one in the IRC
Carson Howard
>having a normiepad
Henry Stewart
Reposting a song i made last year but never submitted; Michael Jackson's Beat It
I've spotted easily a dozen familiar faces so far, but some of the better singers have yet to show up (singinganon, fetts, anonfag, blackvelvetopia, bari)
Lucas Ortiz
I'll be here waiting for any songs I like to get sung and then I'll make a video of it.
Gonna post my list of topic suggestions here as well to inspire some songwriters:
>Club Penguin was shut down >They made a Sonic game that wasn't shit >Scalebound was canceled and nobody cares >Nintendo is still incapable of matching demand for their products >Several games that could've sucked didn't suck >Mass Effect sucked >Jontron & Pewdiepie sticking their dicks in wasp nests >Xbox has no gaems >Bethesda tries to make you pay for Skyrim again >Bethesda tries to make you pay for mods again >Everything has a card game now >Games journalists cannot into Cuphead >the "are traps gay?" incident >multiplayer games being dead on arrival if they're not the next big thing
Julian Flores
pretty good
Nicholas Kelly
>>Games journalists cannot into Cuphead honestly surprised that this doesn't have 90 songs already since it's all the reactionary goober crowd has been talking about for weeks
It's another one of my acapella shanty songs, so I need to scrounge together a good crew. I'd need a shantyman to start and lead the verses, while the rest just follow in line, or hold a note during the chorus
Landon Ortiz
That's a funny coincidence me and some of my friends were singing this song last weekend, it's a great one.
He sucks, and his defense of it on Twitter was poor (It was an artistic experiment! I'm only good at modern games!)
They didn't know how to write anything good three years ago. I doubt they do now
Andrew Evans
Meme
Nathan Turner
Ohhhh so this is what that dank cube meme image is from.
Ethan Bennett
While he's shit, the game actually looks really cool to me as a fan of old steamboat willy tier animation. It's really well done on that front
Adrian Ross
You don't have to be a reactionary gaymergooberXD to laugh at a faggot sucking at his own profession.
Ian Bell
I agree, but those people tend to be the loudest voices because they use incidents like this to drum up 2014 tier culture war
Camden Sanchez
Why are you people talking like twelve year olds? This isn't neogaf.
Ethan Perry
>Trying to write for hardware store >I've had to slow it down to half to get the timings right
Weird Al is fucking talented
Thomas Bell
Started working on one, for the cuphead thing, not finished yet but its sung to Bowling for Soup's Highschool Never Ends. The 2nd verse will take a bit but here's what I've got so far
Four years and going strong Thinking GG's still going on, All the numale cunts All the feminists So god damn whiny, Throwing tantrums Then when there's a new game released They'll be first to lie right THROUGH THEIR TEETH They'll say its difficult, that its Dark souls We thought they would fuck off, But they had to stay.
The Journalist's are all so obsessed With who sucks the most and claims they're harrassed Who can't push buttons, who has shit vision, who is a cunt and who's pretentious And they still can't beat ol' Simon, And they're sucking off their friends, Everything changes but not always for the best, Cause they're dumber than pigeons
Parker Richardson
Yeah, you don't really appreciate it until you try to do something like that yourself.
Landon Lewis
When's the new /v/ thread going up?
Sebastian Adams
Coming in with a song with a lot of singing for those willing to commit some time.
Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite Song: "MVC:I" based on Don Mclean's American Pie. Yes I know Nintendo Pride did this song, but they only changed about 10% of the lyrics and it wasn't that well made. I thought this song would be better utilized to talk about the massive fuck up of Capcom and Disney in killing the MARVEL hype.
try to keep threads going on /v/ too guys lots of people will miss out on the fun if it's not plainly visible there I would make a thread but I'm busy recording a song
Tyler Sanders
Next time I'll include five more XDs so it's more obviously mocking of that very thing.
Jaxson Parker
>have game/topic I want to write song about >can't find suitable song to parody >have song I want to parody >can't think of suitable game/topic
I've written a duet version of the song, but it also has an ensemble part that can be added for the last couple lines
Kayden Campbell
I think I vomited a little
William James
>have a song that can fit "Overwatch" in well with the chorus >only know about the game from the shitposting, thiccposting, and the free weekend a couple months ago that I didn't enjoy I'd be willing to pass it on to someone else to work on Original: youtube.com/watch?v=UXKIBYnM_9Q Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=MNrei23xts8
Hudson Lewis
R8 and H8 youtube.com/watch?v=jGKNaIXtBZQ You're seeing now a veteran of the great memetic war, I've been living on the chanz so long, where the voice of shitlords roar. And I'm hideous to look at, And far NEET to see, all the posts are on the inside. I'm not sure that's there's any game left for me Don't let this shit go on! It's time we boycotted it, It's time we had to leave. We've been posting all for Bane, We've been eating up our bait Oh please don't let this shit go on! You ask me why I'm autistic, why I can't speak to you, You blame me for my silence, saying it's time I became a normie too. But the wars still going on fag, And there's no where i can go. And I can't post forever. about Todd and your shitty waifus, Don't let this shit go on! It's time we had a break from it, It's time we had to leave. We've been posting all for Bane, We've been eating up our bait, Oh please don't let this shit go on! You're seeing now a veteran of the great memetic war, My virginity is still intact, and my views are unchanged. I have used up all my weapons, and I'm helpless and kinda bored. Fat is all I'm made of! Did I hear you say that this is victory? Don't let this shit go on! It's time we had a break from it, I wanna see thicc rears! The kinds of /aco/ always tells, And been sliding all the threads. Oh please don't let this shit go on! Don't let this shit go on Don't let this shit go on!
Carter Bell
Just wait until something comes naturally.
Benjamin Mitchell
Anyone got a voice of an rock angel to do some Kansas?
Carried in my Shitty Comp (Carry on my Wayward song)
I've got some re-worked lyrics here. This would be for the end of the last album to close things off, so ideally I'd like it sung by El Pato for the meme. The only problem is a lack of instrumental.
Those don't rhyme at all. And there are still lines completely unchanged.
Zachary Martin
>Hiroyuki's Video Games Board works much better than Christopher Poole's vidya games board for Sergeant Pepper's But, still, nobody's done it yet, yes?
Justin Allen
Maybe some musical anons could make a servicable instrumental track?
Sebastian Collins
Respect for great taste in music Not sure if I like the edit though, we can do better
Charles Morgan
I don't know about the kike line, can you make it more /v/ related somehow
Jayden Morales
This year's Hoedown and/or Irish Drinking Song when?
Caleb Fisher
Not on the very first fucking day, probably.
Connor Morgan
Writing one anyway right now.
Mason Butler
Yeah, it's the line I'm least confident about actually. But not much rhymes with white. Anyone have suggestions?
Ian Morgan
These usually happen during the 3rd week or so
Not sure if we should really do another drinking song though, the last one was already stretching it with the "hey guys it's the same shit again xD"
Levi Ortiz
Some motherfucker make a new /v/ thread already
Chase Lee
"If Reddit wasn't shite" would fit but >implying /v/ is good
Mason James
how about >We're just like reddit >but we think all games are shite
William Sanders
Want me to just copy all the info from the previous thread for the OP
Dominic Baker
>we're just like reddit >just slightly less white knights
the original doesn't rhyme on those last notes of every verse you troglodyte.
Listen to the original, the first rhyme and the 3rd line doesn't as it is transitional
"With a pink carnation and a pickup truck But I knew I was out of luck The day the music died"
"Helter skelter in a summer swelter The birds flew off with a fallout shelter Eight miles high and falling fast"
Don't call out shit if you don't even know the composition of the original man.
But feel free to point out lines that need changing, I'm open to criticisms.
Dominic Kelly
My thought process exactly
Anthony Ward
I hope the guy that usually does all the muppet coices does this
Brayden Diaz
Okay hothead, let's look at each of the examples I used individually.
The original >So bye, bye, Miss American PIE >Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY >And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n RYE >Singin' this'll be the day that I DIE >This'll be the day that I DIE Four rhymes with one line repeated. (You) >So ...Bye, bye Marvel vs. CapCOM >All the pros here are just shills and well-paid uncle TOMS >And the FGC thinks Dragonball’s the BOMB! >Singin' this'll be the day the hype DIES >This'll be the day Capcom DIES Are you starting the see the problem, lad?
The original >I was a lonely teenage broncin' BUCK >With a pink carnation and a pickup TRUCK >But I knew I was out of LUCK >The day the music died Three rhymes that then goes into the transitional line (You) >I was a smelly virgin awkward TEEN >With a pack of quarters and Fightin’ DREAMS >Now I just don’t give a FUCK >The day the mahvel died Two rhymes, fuck thrown in there for no reason, then the transitional. But wait there's more!
The original >And as the flames climbed high into the NIGHT >To light the sacrificial RITE >I saw Satan laughing with deLIGHT Three rhymes again (You) >And as the flames climbed high on the interNET >To light the opinionated FIGHT >I saw Jedah laughing with deLIGHT Only two again. And my personal favourite,
The original >I met a girl who sang the blues >And I asked her for some happy news >But she just smiled and turned aWAY >I went down to the sacred store >Where I'd heard the music years before >But the man there said the music wouldn't PLAY Six lines with the third rhyming with the sixth. I love that kind of thing. And then there's (You) >I’d see Maxamillion review >To see if there was some good news >Ghost Rider smiled and stared at ME >I went down to the local store >Where I'd played the Marvel years before >But the man there said the cabinet wouldn't PLAY
Seeing what I'm getting at, troglodyte?
Xavier White
Thanks, what did you like/dislike?
Oliver Hill
Fair deuce, I'll patch up the holes in my mess m8.
Jacob Howard
Someone just needs to pick a topic to write about. Literally all the topics have been "threads on /v/". Pick a game or a general thread and the I'll write at least a stanza for it
Liam Lopez
>Literally all the topics have been "threads on /v/" But that's kind of the joke
Aaron Bailey
Shut up El Pato 2
Anthony Butler
>Tfw I miss one fucking rhyme to be done Inspiration why have you left me
Xavier Morgan
Don't beat yourself up about it, you have 4 weeks.
Josiah Nguyen
I HATE MY VOICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Evan Perez
Well there's a console war hoedown in the doc now because I wrote it, so that's a subject for that at least. Not sure about the lyrics though, if someone has a better idea for the lyrics, that would be cool.
Actually, looking at it now it ain't too bad, although it has some typos, grammar mistakes and bad rhythm here and there that need fixing. >And far NEET to see, all the posts are on the inside. >saying it's time I became a normie too. >about Todd and your shitty waifus, >and my views are unchanged. > and kinda bored > I wanna see thicc rears! These are the lines I don't really like, either because they don't rhyme or fit well or simply because they're not very good imo. The first one could slide I guess Overall it's not too bad and definitely has potential. While I finish with what I'm writing I may give some propositions on how to change it
Tyler Hall
Literally just cut out the line, and hum the tune so that it comes out as 'we're just like reddit'.
I'm sorry but it was bound to happen. Suggestions welcome
Jackson James
WE FUCKING NEED AN ARTFAG TO DO THIS IMAGE WITH ALL THE SHIT FROM THIS PAST YEAR TO GO WITH SONG.
Preferably Drew from Scalebound floating there in the left.
Carson King
Best option right here. Alright, I'm gonna change the lyrics.
Jose Stewart
Heres some shit i whipped up To the music of this youtube.com/watch?v=r1M5eEJeT38 It seems now to me, that a bunch of youtubers are /our guys/, (/our guys/) Nothing you could do cause /pol/ cheers all the day to /our guys/. (/our guys/) We're sticking to /our guys/ like a stamp to a letter, Like thirteen year olds they are yelling out nigger, I'm tellin' you from the start that indeed they are /our guys/. Nothing you could say could make me behave for /our guys/, (/our guys/) Nothing you could post to make me feel remorse for /our guys/. (/our guys/) I gave /our guys/ my threads and tweets, and I'm gonna, You best be believing I will be sucking /our guys/. As a matter of opinion I think they're tops, My opinion is they're browsing also /pol/; As a matter of taste to be exact he's my ideal as a matter of fact. No MAGA yellin' man could take my hand from /our guys/. (/our guys/) No girl(female) could ever take the place of /our guys/. (/our guys/) He may not be a nazi-fag, but when it comes to bein' rayciss they are. There's not a e-celeb today who could take me away from /our guys/. No Drumpf posting-fag could take my hand from /our guys/. (/our guys/) No girl(male) could ever take the place of /our guys/. (/our guys/) He may not be nazi-fag, but when it comes to redpillin' they are. There's not a man(female) who could take me away from /our guys/. (What you say, Tell me more) No e-celeb today could take my hand from /our guys/. (/our guys/) No man(male) could ever take the place of /our guys/. (/our guys/) He may not be a politician, but when it comes to bein' fashy we are.