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Kelp Dome edition

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> News
- Kelp Dome stage returns tonight at 10pm EST!
- Snapper Canal stage coming soon!
- The Tenta Brella weapon has been revealed and is coming soon! Sub unknown, special is the bubble blower.
- Grizzco Secret Weapons SR tonight at 8pm EST!
- The Heavy Splatling Deco (splash wall/bubble blower) releases tonight at 10pm EST!

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

>Patch notes
- en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> List of possible main abilities for gear (contains unreleased gear)
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

> Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- twitter.com/splatnetstore

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stats
- loadout.ink/

> View schedules for stages, salmon run, and current Splatnet gear
- splatoon2.ink/

> View Nintendo Switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

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the best

Finger a woomy

Why did they have to kill best boy so quickly?

Corrupt a woomy!

yebby

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Say that to my face mucker

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But not the cutest

Brought to you by Cold Blooded.

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Is there a way to get Super Sea Snails after reaching level 50?

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Splatfest only

BRUSH GANG IS BACK AGAIN

HAND OVER ALL YOUR BRUSH IMAGES OR WE'LL WALK THROUGH YOUR HOUSE WITH OUR DIRTY SHOES AND SNEEZE WITHOUT COVERING OUR MOUTH

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stop

>bullying

>blue moto boots
damn right those are dirty shoes get outta here you unfresh monster

>sideways.jpg
what did he mean by this?

Don't.
Make.
Me.
Use.
Them.

Is tia ready to swallow her words after talking shit of /ink/?

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>charge on my team
The very moment I throw the match.

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Do it.

>that avatar

squid is love

>her

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Add another one to the list!

I wonder what the weapons will be

I hope the Tenta Brella shows up

Which ability is she drinking for?

I WARNED YALL
I TOLD YOU I'D DO IT

Now clean this fuckin mess up. I'll be back soon to collect those images otherwise the sneezes will start.

Nerds.

unlikely as the tenta brella isn't in the game at all
otherwise it would have been datamined
we would need an update to play with the tenta

Can't outbully me nerd scrub that floor and pay me to do it

imagine being this triggered

most of the kids playing probably wanna fuck the squids too. I got showed porn when i was like 8 and all i could think about for a year was bonking my classmates

Fuck dataminers, they're cancer that ruin the fun of needless speculation.

This is what brush users deserve

This counts, thank you for your patronage.

MORE.

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was removing the japs really worth having teammates like these?

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>implying you didn't get teammates like this even with japs

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brushes are for scrubs

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He's just disproving the meme that the aerospray is viable as an ambush weapon.

Aerospray buff when?

Tenta was in the files though, the dataminers called it the "dynamo brella." Dunno why it isn't in the datamine resource in the OP though.

>TWO fishfry visors with opening gambit

This can't be real.

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Simply epic

Holy fucking shit this cant be real

>STOP BEING GOOD AT THE GAME
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Annie's tired

I had this happen on the Reef yesterday. My entire team just stopped fighting save for me, which was like wading through a pool of piranhas. Not a fun thing to experience.

Japs weren't this incompetent, I do miss them.

Does Annie think this is funny?

Beat me to it. But nevertheless, what a croc of bullshit.

>I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO WIN? I CANT HAVE FUN IF I LOSE!

Excellent work friends . Most of your carpets and healthy living spaces are safe.

BUT WE'LL BE BACK.
PAY THAT TOLL OR WE'LL PAINT YOUR BOYHOLE.

Join the Brush Gang today!

Most of this is true desu.

this is the last one tho

is this a joke?
>checks the app
>it's not a joke
I think Annie needs a nap.

Hi is my bestie. Why do you say he is dead?

How do I kiss Annie's ass so that she can stock something I want?

Oh yeah, it absolutely does suck if you get spawn camped. Maybe you shouldn't be allowed to superjump to near enemy spawn if the objective is not there but I guess if your team is so much worse than enemy team that you get spawn camped, you are going to get your nuts crushed anyway.

>spanish
How i feel for you, user. The app in spanish looks so fucking bad

posting this one last time

mega.nz/#F!QWx2URTC!rXf2QOrA6Un2mNDxf8HyUw

They most certainly could be, you just didn't notice it as much because you don't play them all that often and there's more of them. I match Japs in League every once in a while, and they can be just as shitty as your solo queue teammates.
also,
>caring about the outcome of turf war

>yfw Moe is responsible for it

>PAY THAT TOLL OR WE'LL PAINT YOUR BOYHOLE.
That's incentive to not pay though

Well, /ink/? Would you let octos play with you?

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i can understand on some level that they're referring to putting your balls on someone's face, but it is still hurting my brain

If this stage still has 1 zone it'll be as shit as ever. Invincibility and wail being gone helps but ink armour, sting ray and ink jet will certainly be annoying on TC and I don't see anything preventing the same old spawncamping. The quick RM path seems to be fully intact as well

Nah, who cares about octolings anymore, it's all about playable salmonids now

Nah, area denial is literally what the game is about. If the enemy team manages to deny you from leaving the spawn, then they're just better.
Obviously the maps shouldn't be designed like shit, but I think you always have multiple routes out of your spawn. At that point it just becomes a case of managing to kill your deniers.

The added grate into the bush area will help out a bunch. Just having a ramp sucked because you couldn't really fight back or stand above it. The changed box to get into mid will also help because it gives a little more dance floor and gives you cover right as you drop down.

Fuck these fish/human hybrids, I want to play as assorted Chums

Nope. They can play in spin off games but as far as the main series goes they are iconic enemies like Boweser and his Koopas and Ganondorf and his ... uh Bokoblins

Use the Octobrush for it

Appreciate it, could use a FLAC tho

>non-cephalopod
>playable

We don't take kindly to your types around here.

It's annoying to get a lose streak on Turf War because of bad team members / disconnections, when you are just trying to grind for gear abilities with a drink effect activated.

get back in the hiding hole kurp, or need I remind you of your mistakes?

>tfw I never liked Kelp Dome so I can't really get hype

It's weird, I am pretty lax about Splatoon. I like all the current maps, dont think any of the weapons or specials are ruining the game, I love every game mode.

But when they announced Kelp Dome, my first thought was "actually... I don't remember enjoying that one."

Maybe it will be better this game though.

does it ever explain why salmonids have ink?
i always just assumed it was really nasty water

Thanks again m8, but I have a question, are the 3 albums that aren't Spla2n just the old tunes from the first?

Could be just algae slime or something, that's what I figured anyway.

technicaly its probably not an ink, imagine some sort of sticky goo instead
but its hard to reinvent the game mechanics when the main focus is painting the floor to your color

It's always green right? Probably just slime rather than ink

>still no fresh clothing from Nintendo's other franchises
Why is this allowed?

I think it's just a slime they secrete that works similarly to ink, which would explain why squids and octopi evolved a similar defensive mechanism in order to survive and escape the salmonid apocalypse.

Again
>caring about turf war
It's the most inefficient way to grind out gear. Get a squad on here or just play solo queue.

I think it's stated that their equipment comes from Octolings, so maybe they also have some ink generators. The manual calls what they shoot 'ink' but that might be just translation being shit.
The salmonids don't do anything with the stuff anyway so it might very well be just algae infested water that washes the ink away.

only gushers are from octos