/mkg/ - Mobile Kanojo/Kareshi General

I'd fuck her

You would take advantage of a drunk and lonely office lady to pump and dump her?

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No, that's disgusting.

I'd take advantage of a drunk and lovely office lady to impregnate and marry her.

>impregnating and marrying Bossy type
You don't know what you're getting yourself into.

Everyone is in the discord :^)

I want to marry Jana!

Welcome to Japan.

I would welcome by white pig inside her home, if you know what I mean.

What do you mean?

You have two typos; "my" and "piglet".

BURN

What?

Stop being tsundere and come back to MCC already

More stuff on the next event.
Finally caught a party thing. It's a special stage that has no progress bar that you access from the top page. It costs the same stamina per step but also gives 10 more points and 12 more tickets than normal (normally, you get 6-10 tickets per step) on each step, and also gives you a chance of meeting friends/NPCs. When you meet one, you get something like 85 more points and 22 more tickets than normal (75 more points and 20 more tickets than the party stage's rate) for that one step.
Every time you meet someone, that person is also meeting you. This is important because it shows up on the log on the top page. When other people meet you, it shows you got 5 points and 3 tickets from that meeting. When you meet someone, it shows you got 75 points and 20 tickets from that meeting.
As for the length of the party stage's appearance, it seems to have started at 7:00 JST and has a little bit of text below the button that says it'll last until 10:00 JST, so this time it's three hours.

Also, it seems there's only one the infinite stage and no normal stages, since the stats seem fixed at 4 stamina, 5%, 10-20 points per step. That means the party stage is 4 stamina per step and 20-30 points per step, and meeting someone gets you 95-105 points for that step.
Since there're no in-stage events, you need to plan carefully when skipping to make sure you don't hit the stage end since it'll use up as much stamina as possible all at once, including for the wasted step. For reference, 80 stamina is 100% of a stage, so 40 is 50% and 20 is 25%, etc.

Finally, the mochi pounding thing's rewards don't follow a linear pattern with regards to the amount of rounds you get to pound it. 2 rounds is 120 points and 30 tickets, and 4 rounds is 200 points and 60 tickets, but 8 is 500/150 and 9 is 600/180.

But you're happy and that's what really matters.

I hope I can land the red version of this one sometime soon.

I genuinely don't have a reason to return from what I've seen posted about the events. MCC has become a boring game that repeat the themes as an excuse to include repeat the avatars. Even reusing rare ones like achievement award recolors and backgrounds. It's wonderful for new players but in exchange has removed the sense of pride and collectibility for old players.

The other games suffer from some repeated themes too, but the event items are all new and they are easier to play with much longer event stamina. My only hope for MCC is if they temporarily stop repeating themes after cycling through every older event and use at least one idea from my wishlist.

discordfags = twitterfags = the same four circlejerkers

I'm sorry that you had to write several paragraphs because of my sheeppost

I want to repeatedly play with you with my much longer event stamina, then stop playing and cycle through every older event and use up to the last idea from my wishlist.

Everyone you knew and cared about is dead.

It's just 2 paragraphs bro. They barely meet the requirements of a paragraph, which is to have minimum 3 sentences.

There's obviously some left from posting your girls in the threads. Think I read before that others like Cyn and Atomize still wake up, but I haven't seen them post their girls at all anymore. What's going on with y'all?

We all lost interest when you left. And I wish I were joking.

Everyone stopped playing completely except maybe 4 people, I stopped waking up completely as well because there's nothing to really play for whatsoever

That's a shame. I thought there was more since those friends aren't really playing other AMB games and there's always been posts about MCC still being great in the threads. I suggest giving DG one more chance, maybe you could recreate your myroids. They just need to work on adding more unique faces there.

Not them, but DG is really boring, you don't even have a reason to visit others.

There is also the fact that there is a 30% chance to find a nigger among other people's girls.

>pride and collectibility for old players
lmao you're one of those people, what an idiot

There are likes. That's already more incentive to visit others compared to MCC where the game literally stops at lvl160.
And considering that the current /mkg/ barely gives bothers or leave their girls available for work anymore, at least you can still progress in DG quickly without receiving help from others.

I'm on DG but playing AB with you is more fun with the intros and all

Just tell Colors you want to suck her dick.

I want to suck Colors' rainbow dick.

I want to shove my dick inside her rainbowpussy.

>>>/discord/

Colors isn't in the discord.

If there being brown girls and boys is keeping retards from playing DG and DB, I'm glad there are brown girls and boys.

>I can't justify my shit taste so I call the others retarded

This , the occasional extra drink or ticket from L do help. But I would probably still visit others without the CP system, given I visit in AB without needing money or exp. Sorry if that sounds braggy, I just mean I don't want to play these games alone and there's others who feel the same.

The aim of these games is to collect, assemble your collection, and view other collections. It's natural to feel pride in owning rarer pieces.

So if everyone is in the discord, but Colors isn't, does that mean that Colors is the fruit of our collective hallucination?

What?

Colors doesn't actually exist. Colors is a lie. There are no girls in /mkg/.

Wouldn't that be the Fairy?

How come we don't get newfags anymore? Rolfe unironically has to be last memorable one and that was like a year ago.

Because you're playing a ded game. We have had several new people in the DG group.

Do you know them and their girls? I heard DGfags don't visit each other.

You only hear this repeated by people who either don't play or wouldn't be active in MCC either.

Having pride in material possessions in general is dumb. Anyone with money can buy things, it doesn't make you special.

>casually feigning ignorance on the state of the human condition just to make a point that's also designed to make you sound better
Not that I really care of course, I'm just pointing this out so you other people can have a silly internet fight over it.

We don't have to buy rare clothing user. In fact that which can be directly bought is less rare. Ranks and gacha rares can be obtained through luck or saving up. The method of obtaining them does not discredit the happiness of ownership.

Happiness and pride are two completely different things, user.

One more day

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I'm the best.

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I've been waiting for this hair to become available for a while now. Didn't think that it'd actually happen

So, who do you think is going to win?

I have a feeling the next theme is going to be wonderland.

The rewards in this event are bad. Especially the midway.

All these entries look the same so who cares.

I agree, the early clear hair is the only reason why I'm even going to participate in the new event. Everything else looks so stiff and ugly

Ponytail Yuria >>>>> Short hair Yuria.
I'll always be a fan though.

Short hair anything will always look worse than long hair anything

I'm with you there.
But each to their own.

Gays detected.

That's not a very convincing image

Says you while posting Yuria with a ponytail.

Were I not at the mercy of the english AMB team things would be different.

Thank you based english AMB team

Literally a copy of

It's worth the time to check out the info for the new DG event. It will play like the Gathering Materials minigame in the Tailor, and you can even use the Fever Candies for that minigame to start a Fever in the event. Don't get caught unawares. Maybe check out the minigame so you can see what the event will be like.

What I gather is that using DX drinks isn't worth it.

That's probably the case, yes, since at max stamina a DX drink will be worth only three normal drinks. Fever Candies will probably also not be worth it, but this depends on the length of the stages.

In a few weeks someone will ask why no one did a preview of this event, then when you copy-paste this post in reply you won't receive any thanks, then someone will call you an autist for taking these notes.

Don't bully offli-nee, he knows we love him.

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/mkg/ can't remember things that long

My fetish is for beautiful onee-san sensei characters. I like various flavors, like graceful, aggressive, or bashful. Please appreciate beautiful onee-san sensei characters.

I have a thing for mommy and doting type characters.

Like actual mommy play or just maternal?

Maternal or motherly.

Frilly dresses are my fetish.

I want a cute girl in a leather suit to tie me up, whip me and make fun of the fact I am getting aroused by that.

The most attractive and beautiful women are always the most confident ones. A woman who knows who she is, what she wants and isn't afraid to express those is wonderful, moetrash girls that are incapable of expressing themselves or too retarded to do anything are just tiresome and uncute.

My moe nigga

Ano... etou... user-kun no baka!

Alright, I've decided on the winner.
This entry is (to me) the most interesting and unique thing that was entered. It definitely represents Japan, just a side of it people don't think about a lot.

I co-wrote these

>It definitely represents Japan, just a side of it people don't think about a lot.
#Salaryman Awareness

>drunk salary (wo)man welcomes you to japan
yeah no

>fictional caricature represents country more than actual heritage
Not only that, the only thing Japanese about it is the tie and kanji on the signs.