/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #567

''Gift from heaven'' Edition

Previous Thread: >Before the Storm Gamescom Launch Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=OunUnpKLEGQ

>Release Dates:
Episode 1 − ''Awake'' 31 August 2017 (Out Now)
Episode 2 − ''Brave New World'' (TBA)
Episode 3 − ''Hell Is Empty'' (TBA)
Bonus Episode: Farewell − (TBA)

Life is Strange: Before the Storm features Chloe Price, a 16 year-old rebel who forms an unlikely friendship with Rachel Amber, a beautiful and popular girl destined for success. When Rachel’s world is turned upside down by a family secret, it takes their newfound alliance to give each other the strength to overcome their demons. Available on Steam, PSN and Xbox Live.

Life is Strange is an episodic interactive drama from DONTNOD Entertainment. Set in the Pacific Northwest in the town of Arcadia Bay, the player follows the story of Maxine Caulfield and her seemingly newfound ability to turn hella gay and rewind time. At the prestigious Blackwell Academy, Max must prepare with Chloe Price for the incoming storm of returning to her hometown after five years. Available on Steam, PSN and Xbox Live.

>Official Website:
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Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men with whom he is pleased!

One day I'll beat you damnit!

Rachel was in the middle of her play, and it was going fantastically. She looked over to Chloe who had joined her on stage, waiting for her to say her lines, but Chloe was sweating and had a face that said "oh shit". Rachel knew that Chloe had forgotten her line.
Thinking on the spot of how to get Chloe out of the situation, Rachel thought back to when she wanted Chloe to swipe the wine. She fainted, and let out a loud "Brrrrrrap" fart as she fell.
The sudden move scared Chloe, who had silently shit herself as she grabbed Rachel by the arms and dragged her off stage into the dressing room.

Inside the dressing room, Rachel pretended to stay passed out and only faltered with a smile when Chloe removed her pants and lowered her squidgy shit filled ass over Rachels face, and pressed it to her.
Rachel moaned and reached up, grabbing Chloes ass and holding it there as she began to lick her cheeks clean.
Chloe smiled, the play had gone better than expected.

Good night anons, good night /lisg/

Why do you want to ruin such perfect tradition?

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Kate is #1

The whore deserves it/

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't or butterfly,bluejay just spiritualdoe
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it
>So, once again we got the fact that our ending always will be BAE>Bay

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What are your time-travel movie essentials, /lisg/?

Shut up, Jeffershit.

As Max and Chloe are leaving the ruins of Arcadia Bay behind, there's one more tragic story unfolding
>Alice and Lisa stuck in Max's room, Alice hasn't eaten anything in days, the dorms are destroyed and no one comes looking for them
>"No one's gonna come save us, this is the end, we'll starve to death..."
>Alice...you can survive this and go back to your owner. All you have to do is... all you have to do is eat me."
>"What? No, fuck that. Lisa, you're my number one priority, I'm not eating you!"
>"Alice, think about it... how many times this week did you try to nibble my leafs? I'm a plant, Alice, you're a bunny, maybe it's time I accept my destiny... OUR destiny."
>"Lisa, I can't make this choice!"
>"No Alice, you're the only one who can"

>eat Lisa
instaud.io/kVV

>eat your own foot
instaud.io/kWb

we've been migratory animals

Now now, there's no need for such language.

Jeffershit deserves every insult.

You're just jealous that he's never given you the bridal carry.

God doesn't love Kate... Not like Jefferson does.

>Every thread, the same exact posts are posted

Is it a bot??

No, just a strangely dedicated individual.

justice for rachel amber when?

I'm jealous of David shooting that piece of shit in the head.

I loved this movie, she played in another time related movie called About Time. I highly recommend it, and you'll see why I do. I don't mean it for a LiS connection but with a way a story can be written and be about time without certain things needing to happen!

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How is Chloe's replacement VA in BTS? Better/worse than Burch?

>Is it a bot??
when this meme will end

LIKEABLE CHARACTER

Performance wise it's better desu.
But it will sound slightly off at first, which won't last long.
You get used to it very quick, you won't be thinking about it when playing.

Chloe's new VA is great, some of the others are a bit of a let down though.

Honestly not bad. It's the supporting casts' new actors that will weird you out. Joyce, David, Mrs Grant, Justin, and Principal Wells new actors are kind of shit.

Way better... if they're going to make another game with Chloe I'd want the current VA to play her.
Burch thinks Max is genderqueer and in general is bit of a feminist nutcase.

Did anyone find the dialog writing to be much better in BTS? Also when you made choices the dialog continuity was much less akward?

I think they made the transitions in BtS shorter, which helps a lot.
In the first game there'd occasionally be unnecessarily large pauses during conversation which would just make everything seem worse.

BAE > bay

BFFs, Pirates, Wonder Twins, Partners in Time & Crime & Love, Fellow Dorks, GFs, Wives.
OTP.
youtube.com/watch?v=rhvZxmgLfNA

Divine always claimed he got the slang from actual observation of PNW teens, but I think Deck9 deliberately toned it down in the face of all the criticism the first game got on those grounds.

>PNW
Pacific Nort West?

Does steph like chocolate?

>I'm glad that I could turn back time, 'cause now this girl is all mine

It's not just the awkward slang that I'm talking about tho- it's the weird flow of conversation. I wish I had some examples recorded to point to right now. Like a character says something - and then another responds with a completely unrelated comment.

Also I don't think Divine wrote all the dialog desu

You're late m8

>It's not just the awkward slang that I'm talking about tho- it's the weird flow of conversation. I wish I had some examples recorded to point to right now. Like a character says something - and then another responds with a completely unrelated comment.
I haven't noticed anything like that desu.

Yea so? Should have posted it for me.

The only time that really bothered me was in the Kate rooftop scene, where she would jarringly jump back from praising how much you care / opening up to you to angrily yelling at you

I think you need to freshen like a mofo.

We picked bay ending, what are you gonna do about it?

"I'm going to cross my arms because the pushup bra just isn't cutting it."

You look like the kind of guys who rape other guys in the shower.

Girl on the left:

You look like you just started doing your own makeup. Your YouTube tutorials have failed you. Pulling your hair back like that shows a hairline that belongs on the head of a 35 year old man. Trying to look like a bouncer doesn't really overshadow the fact that you probably still have a "My Little Pony" collection on the white dresser your Dad painted for you when you were 3 or 4 years old.

Girl on the right:

Those eyebrows coupled with your mannish jawline are going to draw a lot of tranny comments in this section. You look like Burt from Sesame Street's twin sister. Your neck is as thick as Michael Phelps but your waistline suggests you prefer McDonald's to Subway. You don't want to be roasted... you want to be married before you gain 50 pounds and let yourself go completely.

A preview of your futures:

Get used to posting lots of selfies of you drinking wine with the girls. After you recover from the social bounty that is college, you two will be lucky to marry the most average guy at your school. You won't be happy in those marriages but they'll likely be sustained by a crippling fear of being alone. After all... you most likely look into the mirror every morning before you get ready, so you already know your teachers lie when they say that everyone is special. Someone has to be average. You both fit right in the middle of that bell curve.

I know. Some stuff came up.

What do you get from impersonating a random poster?

Why do you respond to yourself

You two seem close. You don't know me, but I expert one of you to kill the other to prevent some problem I am currently having because I am possibly incapable of acting to help myself.

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I look at this picture and can hear their laughing and the waves coming ashore in my head.
But I don't think we ever heard Chloe's laugh? Did we? I'm sure it's a wonderful sound.

I thought for sure she'd have laughed at some point, probably in episode 3, but I can't remember it happening.

Better late than never!
I knew >189375827 it wasn't you

I have that t-shirt on the right.
It really emphasizes my gut.

It's actually a pretty good question. Even for Max, the only point I can specifically remember is after spilling Frank's beans

*fistbump*
I like that artist and love the monkey ears sticking out on Max like that. It just fits her.

I think she laughs at Victoria with the paint as well. I know there's a soundclip of her giggling and it's absolutely adorable.

Max's laugh at Frank's beans is one of the greatest things ever. It's so real sounding.

There isn't a lot of laughs in a misery porn game like LiS.

Laughter heals many wounds.

Would you say it heals All Wounds?

It would.
If some people didn't keep trying their damnedest to write stories trying to force the characters to suicide.

Reminder that Max is an autistic bitch who forgets about her best friend for 5 years and both Chloe and Arcadia Bay is better off without her arrival.
If Rachel didn't fell for Jeffersons tricks and wasn't so much of a slut, she would have been a great gf for Chloe and no storm would happened.
If Rachel is alive, Max needs to be hakai'd before arriving in Arcadia Bay.

youtube.com/watch?v=CyL5-saOcfA

This song wasn't in the first episode, no? Nor in the trailers?

Such a good song. I wonder when will it come up.

this. Fuck max

Love and support is truly what heals all wounds.
Nearly every problem in LiS can be traced back to someone feeling like they were alone and unloved.

You're both trash.

>Talking shit about Max
It's like you want Chloe to hate you.

I noticed it when in Ep3 Victoria and Jefferson are talking outside together at night, if you blamed Jefferson the previous episode and he can't go to SF.

>Jefferson mentions he can't go
>Victoria comes on to him
>He says again remember I can't go
>Then its just the normal dialogue regardless of if he can go or not: Victoria comes on to him again mentioning all the time they could spend together, Jefferson says he'll pretend he didn't hear that, Victoria vaguely threatens him, he calls her out on it and leaves

Its like they added two lines for Jefferson because of your choice, but they didn't change Victoria's at all.

Just comes across as janky, I was expecting them to be shit-talking Max or something not having virtually the same dialogue that doesn't really make sense due to Max's previous decision.

I just want Chloe to find happiness.

Fucking this so much! I honestly time travel fuckery will bring Rachel back for season 2.

This is some clinical grade autism, holy fuck.

Not everyone roleplays as pathetic as you are right now.

She does.

Chloe wouldn't approve these mean comments about Max.

Stop roleplaying autistic fuck.

Are Rachel and Chloe gonna kiss?

>Chloe's truck repair bill says her truck is a 1991
>The truck model is pretty clearly a 7th gen F150 (1980-86)

>iirc Max writes "12th grade senior" at one point in her journal
Redundant and a high schooler wouldn't write that, since there aren't any other grades that would have the title senior and a senior can't be in any grade besides the 12th

baka devs

Stop shitposting you autistic fuck

Don't worry, it won't. She's dead forever and Chloe is Max's.

Wow, you seem like a pleasant and valuable member of the community

You first autist.
>muh valuable community!

Yea and Nathan is gonna watch

Probably, but who cares?

Not either of the people you're responding to, but you should fuck off.

Max and Chloe were always thinking about each other despite being apart. Literally 3 Doors Down - Here Without You.

I don't ever remember using the phease "X grade" once I got to high school. It was just Freshman, Sophomore, and so on.
College was always discussed in years/semesters.

That probably comes down the French writing that way and not understanding American high school very well. It's already been discussed extensively in the past, but Blackwell is something unlike anything I've ever heard of dor a school.

Is that incest?

Only if you Keep Yourself Safe first.