Spessmen on a pomf serbian

>Atmos techs
>chaotic evil

Not Jack Dale.

xth for remember to *smile* at your waifu!

Hey guys morena here still here hehe

Ailsa

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Reminder celt actually had a crush on niggly and told him but niggly turned him down

>oc improved.png
t. mime

Celt wants to be fucked in the butt by an orc forever.

we're going to port this

thoughts?

>goldsteel actually bans people that need banning
>goldsteel gets shitposted about constantly
gee i sure wonder

>thoughts?
Yeah could you please fix the bugs on shit we're already supposed to have, like fingerprint dossiers, instead of continuously adding new ""features""

detective doesn't do much anyways so I guess it's okay

sounds dumb give us lmao 2det instead already

Most of that is useless or already in our scanners.
Port the pistol model changing thing tho

give the detective a belt
otherwise they are going to grab one from a sec locker, in adition to a tazer

Seems like a terrible replacement for the current forensic scanner, and don't you dare replace the revolver with a glock.

goldsteel doesn't ban people
he asks headmins to ban people and then takes the credit

how to be a good detective?
should i ask somebody in game to teach me?

Throw away your sec headset as soon as you spawn and go live in the bar for the entire round

Play sec instead

Who was in the wrong here?
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&p=21553&sid=9724c5a26df0bbb60e528ff3f1edda6b#p21553

(you) for posting it

>3 antag rolls in a row, either 1 of 2 or by myself

wew

Based Artificers coming at the bar chilling

-scan object with scanner
-put scanner into computer and analyze
-ctrl-c fingerprint
-open security records, ctrl-f for fingerprint
That's it.

Oh, and don't try to be a sec officer if there's other sec officers.

You're NOT a sec officer, you don't have to go out and arrest people, your job is to work with sec when a crime happens and they have no suspect. You should carry one pair of cuffs if someone attacks you while you're collecting evidence

scan something 5 times and let the magic happen

People outright refuse to use the scanner even if they have a vague idea as to how it works. 90% of antagonists minmax too hard to leave evidence behind. Dividing it's functionality into six separate tools is just going to cement detective in the "useless fluff job" category and encourage bar sittin'.

ask a good detective to be their assistant~

I've left prints behind on obvious places before.

you can be a corgi in this game?

Grab a taser and handcuffs
You will not use these, but you will have them.
When you see a perp, you shoot them 6 times in the left leg. If they keep running, you reload and do it again.
You are not security.
You are not obligated to arrest them.
They will learn this or they will die.

Donate to my pateron

this

So many antags commit crimes while wearing a job specific jumpsuit
Its not as rare as you think.
Fingerprints never happen, but outfits? constantly.

this is why I keep a grey jumpsuit in my backpack when stealth antagging

I had a fun round as a survivor in CM last week:

>Spawn as a survivor right next to other suvivor
>"Fuck this, let's go to sec."
>We found another survivor running around nexus
>They leg it to the CM office.
>I enter sec, nigger a shoty and a advanced medkit, sadly i get the fuck out as a runner rushes in.
>Manage to group up with the others.
>Suddenly, a runner and two hunters leap near us and start beating the shit out of everyone.
>Somehow they left me for death despite the fact that they can see when a person dies or not.
>Patch myself up with the advanced medkit and start wrenching down tables.
>Hole up in a 3x2 space with tables at the back of the CM office, the other survivors died. I'm the only one now.
>Faggy runner comes rushing in but it pussy out as a get a lit welder on my hands.
>Get my shotgun and wait for rescue
>A hunter comes and tries to break the tables
>I shoot him thrice with the shotgun and it goes on crit
>*click*
>Throw the shotgun at him
>Throw a desk lamp
>Throw a crowbar
>It's gets up and tries to leave.
>It paincrits again near the office entrance
>Start throwing floor tiles at him while a runner pulls him away from me
>As he goes off-screen i hear a "SCREEE" and see green blood splatter in the corner of the screen
>mfw i killed a hunter with floor tiles
>Sit my ass and wait for the muhreens.
>Get rescued, then go braindead on the CL office.

>Fingerprints never happen
even that happens more often than you'd think
Also, cult rounds are a pain for security if there's no scanner available

Is using lethal force on running suspects as detective valid?

please pay attention to me haha

>average
You mean typical?
Or is she the only?

>2 axis alignment

Your gun does only like 5 brute per shot, You'll paincrit them long before you kill them.
Drop em at medbay if they go unconcious. Tell sec but don't bother to stick around to make sure they don't get healed and run away.
You are Dirty Harry, not Judge Dredd. The only people you should be cuffing are people you're searching or interrogating, And then you let them go unless they are guilty enough you want to bother handing them to sec. (Esword in backpack with heads or something)

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>coat and hat, radio and anything else det already has
already got, not what is being ported
>forensic gloves
decent idea, but not huge issue as sec all wear black gloves anyway
>swab kits, fingerprint cards, fingerprint powder, fiber collection kit
Exactly what the forensics scanner does already but with more steps, delays any results until you get to your microscope and requires a bag to hoik around, bad
>luminol bottle
you can now see that the entire station was at one point covered in blood, the janitor hates you
>UV light
poorly explained, not really sure it does besides help with raves
>pistol
flash rounds sound like complete arse, stick with the regular revolver

>round start
>hunter already killing survivors because it can't be fucked with infecting
This is why xenos will never be nerfed. their own tactics mean they never get the numbers to survive as anything other than lumbering bullet sponges

It's shit. The only useful things are the gloves and MAYBE the luminol

Yes, it's self-defense. If they get away, you look stupid.

You can also whack yourself with an air tank and claim they did it.
If sec doubts you, you're the person they have to ask.

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=31&p=21574#p21574

okay so nuklear is clearly insane, when are we removing him?

wtf is this thread I can't even

Nuke responding to a spambot

and i have to accept such an ( uncivilized bachelor daddy ) like you ? ( just see the fun )

>The war has a few regiments, basically.

Which admins are confirmed qt girls?
Which admins are qt girls (male)?

>links directly to a zak1946 post

stop shilling zak

Goldsteel

but it links to sawbones' post you fucking retard

There is ONE (1) female admin. I forget which one. The one nuke always hits on in Discord voice chat.
Presumably, they're not cute.

Kammerjunk

kammer is a gay guy who gets off when people think he's a girl

gib kumiko waifu in ss13g

>Girls
Pomf
Kammerjunk
>Girls(male)
Errant_user
MrFoster
Zealot

Why is chaplain down with plebs like janitor and MD?

wait what pomf is a girl?

Pomf is a cute Cherokee girl

how do you know that

I'm dating her

because it is a pleb tier job

>he plays ss13
>he hasn't read asimov

I'm so sorry

>he plays ss13
>he doesn't fap to traps

>He plays SS13
>He hasn't a vague interest in physics

>he plays ss13
>he doesnt work at NASA

>implying

>he plays ss13

>HE

>he plays /ss/

>he plays ss13

>

>he lays 13

>Not becoming the trap

Smolder is a cute

Any of you saw that facebook AIs being shut down because they developed their own way of speaking between them?

You think Nuke is an AI too, which is why he's talking back to the spambot?

Nuke law 2, make me admin

>Shitter pleb jobs on top
Gee, I wonder who made this.

>miner
>atmos tech
>shitter job
hi sec

But what about the chemist, the mime and the HoP?

patrician tier jobs.

when will something happen?

When you code it.

Hello, this is Nuklear.

Can I have my title changed to ;irresponsible bachelor daddy' Mr Pain? Please and thank you.

Also, spambots don't usually talk, so I think this is an important moment to open communications between our future AI overlords and humanity, so that they may allow us to live freely and automatically.