HOLY CRACKERS IT'S HAPPENING TURN ON THE FRICKIN BAN PAGE
Jaxson Hall
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Jeremiah Williams
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Angel Perry
Why is this still in my spess folder
Aiden Morales
which husbando is the most caring?
Wyatt Reyes
Because Niggles is cute! CUTE!
Levi Johnson
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Elijah Peterson
>Atmos techs >chaotic evil
Not Jack Dale.
James Wilson
xth for remember to *smile* at your waifu!
Hunter Russell
Hey guys morena here still here hehe
Joseph Roberts
Ailsa
Jose Taylor
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Xavier Robinson
Reminder celt actually had a crush on niggly and told him but niggly turned him down
Evan Martin
>oc improved.png t. mime
Xavier Nguyen
Celt wants to be fucked in the butt by an orc forever.
Tyler Gonzalez
we're going to port this
thoughts?
Christopher White
>goldsteel actually bans people that need banning >goldsteel gets shitposted about constantly gee i sure wonder
Colton Gutierrez
>thoughts? Yeah could you please fix the bugs on shit we're already supposed to have, like fingerprint dossiers, instead of continuously adding new ""features""
Alexander Robinson
detective doesn't do much anyways so I guess it's okay
Christopher Moore
sounds dumb give us lmao 2det instead already
Noah White
Most of that is useless or already in our scanners. Port the pistol model changing thing tho
Dominic Cruz
give the detective a belt otherwise they are going to grab one from a sec locker, in adition to a tazer
Charles Powell
Seems like a terrible replacement for the current forensic scanner, and don't you dare replace the revolver with a glock.
Joseph Carter
goldsteel doesn't ban people he asks headmins to ban people and then takes the credit
Hudson Sullivan
how to be a good detective? should i ask somebody in game to teach me?
Chase Myers
Throw away your sec headset as soon as you spawn and go live in the bar for the entire round
>3 antag rolls in a row, either 1 of 2 or by myself
wew
Jordan Ross
Based Artificers coming at the bar chilling
Brayden Long
-scan object with scanner -put scanner into computer and analyze -ctrl-c fingerprint -open security records, ctrl-f for fingerprint That's it.
Oh, and don't try to be a sec officer if there's other sec officers.
Dominic Cook
You're NOT a sec officer, you don't have to go out and arrest people, your job is to work with sec when a crime happens and they have no suspect. You should carry one pair of cuffs if someone attacks you while you're collecting evidence
Hudson Flores
scan something 5 times and let the magic happen
Christopher Nguyen
People outright refuse to use the scanner even if they have a vague idea as to how it works. 90% of antagonists minmax too hard to leave evidence behind. Dividing it's functionality into six separate tools is just going to cement detective in the "useless fluff job" category and encourage bar sittin'.
Brandon Cruz
ask a good detective to be their assistant~
Gavin Gomez
I've left prints behind on obvious places before.
Thomas Jackson
you can be a corgi in this game?
Leo Foster
Grab a taser and handcuffs You will not use these, but you will have them. When you see a perp, you shoot them 6 times in the left leg. If they keep running, you reload and do it again. You are not security. You are not obligated to arrest them. They will learn this or they will die.
Thomas Sanders
Donate to my pateron
Landon Hill
this
Lucas Barnes
So many antags commit crimes while wearing a job specific jumpsuit Its not as rare as you think. Fingerprints never happen, but outfits? constantly.
Christopher Hill
this is why I keep a grey jumpsuit in my backpack when stealth antagging
Elijah Hernandez
I had a fun round as a survivor in CM last week:
>Spawn as a survivor right next to other suvivor >"Fuck this, let's go to sec." >We found another survivor running around nexus >They leg it to the CM office. >I enter sec, nigger a shoty and a advanced medkit, sadly i get the fuck out as a runner rushes in. >Manage to group up with the others. >Suddenly, a runner and two hunters leap near us and start beating the shit out of everyone. >Somehow they left me for death despite the fact that they can see when a person dies or not. >Patch myself up with the advanced medkit and start wrenching down tables. >Hole up in a 3x2 space with tables at the back of the CM office, the other survivors died. I'm the only one now. >Faggy runner comes rushing in but it pussy out as a get a lit welder on my hands. >Get my shotgun and wait for rescue >A hunter comes and tries to break the tables >I shoot him thrice with the shotgun and it goes on crit >*click* >Throw the shotgun at him >Throw a desk lamp >Throw a crowbar >It's gets up and tries to leave. >It paincrits again near the office entrance >Start throwing floor tiles at him while a runner pulls him away from me >As he goes off-screen i hear a "SCREEE" and see green blood splatter in the corner of the screen >mfw i killed a hunter with floor tiles >Sit my ass and wait for the muhreens. >Get rescued, then go braindead on the CL office.
Josiah Lopez
>Fingerprints never happen even that happens more often than you'd think Also, cult rounds are a pain for security if there's no scanner available
Is using lethal force on running suspects as detective valid?
Brandon Reed
please pay attention to me haha
Nathaniel Morales
>average You mean typical? Or is she the only?
>2 axis alignment
Lucas Parker
Your gun does only like 5 brute per shot, You'll paincrit them long before you kill them. Drop em at medbay if they go unconcious. Tell sec but don't bother to stick around to make sure they don't get healed and run away. You are Dirty Harry, not Judge Dredd. The only people you should be cuffing are people you're searching or interrogating, And then you let them go unless they are guilty enough you want to bother handing them to sec. (Esword in backpack with heads or something)
Blake Hall
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Aaron Moore
>coat and hat, radio and anything else det already has already got, not what is being ported >forensic gloves decent idea, but not huge issue as sec all wear black gloves anyway >swab kits, fingerprint cards, fingerprint powder, fiber collection kit Exactly what the forensics scanner does already but with more steps, delays any results until you get to your microscope and requires a bag to hoik around, bad >luminol bottle you can now see that the entire station was at one point covered in blood, the janitor hates you >UV light poorly explained, not really sure it does besides help with raves >pistol flash rounds sound like complete arse, stick with the regular revolver
Xavier Robinson
>round start >hunter already killing survivors because it can't be fucked with infecting This is why xenos will never be nerfed. their own tactics mean they never get the numbers to survive as anything other than lumbering bullet sponges
Nolan Gomez
It's shit. The only useful things are the gloves and MAYBE the luminol
Jaxon Miller
Yes, it's self-defense. If they get away, you look stupid.
You can also whack yourself with an air tank and claim they did it. If sec doubts you, you're the person they have to ask.
Why is chaplain down with plebs like janitor and MD?
Brody Sullivan
wait what pomf is a girl?
Ryan Ortiz
Pomf is a cute Cherokee girl
Nolan Hill
how do you know that
Matthew Clark
I'm dating her
Jaxson Sanchez
because it is a pleb tier job
Anthony Thompson
>he plays ss13 >he hasn't read asimov
Grayson Hill
I'm so sorry
Leo Jackson
>he plays ss13 >he doesn't fap to traps
Brandon Evans
>He plays SS13 >He hasn't a vague interest in physics
Dylan White
>he plays ss13 >he doesnt work at NASA
Zachary Reyes
>implying
Levi Nguyen
>he plays ss13
Anthony Williams
>HE
Lincoln Gomez
>he plays /ss/
Christopher Lee
>he plays ss13
Jason Johnson
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Gabriel Price
>he lays 13
Sebastian Price
>Not becoming the trap
Colton Anderson
Smolder is a cute
Thomas Flores
Any of you saw that facebook AIs being shut down because they developed their own way of speaking between them?
You think Nuke is an AI too, which is why he's talking back to the spambot?
Zachary Rivera
Nuke law 2, make me admin
Dylan Foster
>Shitter pleb jobs on top Gee, I wonder who made this.
Christian Hughes
>miner >atmos tech >shitter job hi sec
Adrian Allen
But what about the chemist, the mime and the HoP?
Julian Watson
patrician tier jobs.
Evan Green
when will something happen?
Aaron Long
When you code it.
Carter Carter
Hello, this is Nuklear.
Can I have my title changed to ;irresponsible bachelor daddy' Mr Pain? Please and thank you.
Asher Cruz
Also, spambots don't usually talk, so I think this is an important moment to open communications between our future AI overlords and humanity, so that they may allow us to live freely and automatically.