/palg/ - Paladins General

>filename

>tfw today will go down in /palg/ history as the day loliposter got blown the fuck out

He did it, absolute madman!

Threadly reminder.

>laughing at racistic shit
/palg/ is an inclusive safe-space, no need for your toxic garbage! UGH! UGH! UGHHHH!

My thread

someone cap that ying emote yet?

source

Is this damage normal as Buck? I mean it seems like an ok score for me playing Buck but the damage seems low compared to the amount of kills

>not being happy with shota champ

>falseflagging as an SJW
>implying safe spaces or a PG environment are bad
maybe you need to go back to /pol/ and stay there..

"REEEEEE TALUS' SMG AND TRANSLOCATOR ISN'T A SOMBRA KNOCK OFF"- Fanboys lying to themselves

I love scylla.

>not being happy with gay shit
well gee, I wonder.

Umm you should say please if you're going to redirect someone out of this safespace you know... Please do that next time, thank you.

Yeah, zero damage is completely normal as Buck.

Every fucking time I forget the pic. Every single time.

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

can you stop replying and fuck off?

Perfectly normal.

WOW, you must be top five buck with that much damage!

So it's a lolifag getting triggered huh?

/palg/.
a video game general.
go to
if you need gay shit.

ying's undergarment is so sexy

How DARE you be rude to me like this?! Everyone please report this post, it is being toxic and ruining our safe space! UGH UGH UGH

FUCK YOU CUNTS STOP MAKING FUN OF BASED BUCK

How long was the game? It kinda seems like you got a lot of finishing blows.

So i been out the loop for two weeks now, whats new /palg/?

"REEEEEE I MADE THE SAME POST AGAIN"- Shitposter wanting attention

Should I post this video at Paladins Forums and pretend its cannon?
youtube.com/watch?v=dklediB51Ec

a lolifag gets extremely butthurt

It must've been rough for him, first Smitefags got exiled from the thread, then banning the l-word on sight, then this. Wew.

>last thread
>lolifag made one sad post, which followed by several post mocking lolifag and gayfags being faggots for getting another gaylord in the gaym
>somehow this means lolifag is triggered
if anything it triggerd faggots to shit their rainbow all over the place. Lolifag got BTFO but we havent seen any triggering yet, aside from gay falseflaggers doing ironic sad posts.

>talus's gun turns into two guns for more dakka

this is cool

pedo got what he had coming to him

>dakka
Ooga booga me do do many dakka!

Tweet it at Holt and PH and Raynday

stop falseflagging

...

How does it feel with all your brother flankers getting massive disproportionate buffs and you only getting nerfs and scraps?
I know I'm salty as fuck

what the fuck is that design?
Also I thought the stream was at 4???

ey you grot, ya keep yer gitshit onions ta yerself or I'll stikk ya

We got Naruto as a new champion, Torvald now requires aiming, Inara is going fast, Demonic Seris is with us now, Ying is now a slut, and I will never sleep again after watching Lex dance.

Wot iz dis 'umie saying?

Stream has always been at 1 what are you going on about

Ok so I know what you're all thinking, and what you're all going to say. "Ying is a this", "Ying is a that", "Yingfag absolutely BTFO'd", "how will Yingfag ever recover?", yadda yadda.
But you know what? I don't care. I don't care because none of you know her like I do. Her new dance is an expression of her femininity and beauty, and nothing else. If you happen to think it conveys anything else, you need to get your minds out of the gutter.
You cannot dissuade me, I will not give up my love for her just because you call her names and twist facts to fit your evil thoughts.

Pathetic. Why are you using what I've written?

It used to be at 4, they've been doing them earlier.

I like Lex's dance

stop bullying my son please

Scyllafag here, I actually like his design and it makes me think of PS2 era 3D adventure/platformers, but I'm salty that there's no loli in sight and Scylla is never ever coming.

I don't play smite though.

I want to do the new slut dance as Ying and have all my front liners come up taking turns using me and my clones as fast as they can before a match starts. Ying really brings out the slut in healslut don't you think?

PCC29DE8DD4E70217
PCC29E1EAB7B70217
PCC45E342DAC70228

Enjoy

I want Evie to pelt me with her frozen saliva until I start bruising and bleeding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uguu~

>just logged out

>racistic
racist is already an adjective you fucking monkey

this slutty elf makes my dick diamonds

DANG IT PIXIE WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DROP THESE WHEN I'M AT WORK

>missed by the two minutes it took to fire up the game
Ah well.
Thanks for stopping by.

where VOD?

Thank you very much!
New patch looks promising.

...

Tell Holt that I love him

>still need to type manually the codes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So were they crystals or just chest items?

>still no voicepack update in wiki

REEEEEEEEEEE

Why arent you gonna main this cute demon girl (Male)

Because I'm a shit flanker.

MARTINI HERE

I TOLD THAT SCYLLA POSTER THEY'D BE VERY HAPPY BEFORE OB60 HITS. I HOPE THEY ARE PLEASED WITH OUR WORK!

>monthly champions are as shitty as the biweekly champions
rip hopes

I can't instalock fast enough.

>i just decided to reinstall the game because i keept getting 5gb updates that downloaded at 300kb/s

why do you hurt me in this way

Looks like champon chests or crystals, I wasn't fast enough.

Shark Drogoz when

Let's be honest here, user. No one is fast enough, since there are like 30 people here. They were gone the second the page loaded.

Tourist here. Sorry to intrude but didn't you guys just get a new hero the other day?

it was rave maeve

Short
I mean I thought maybe I just stole a lot of kills but most of those were 1v1s

I'm pissed
If they ever buff him I hope they don't go the Maeve way and make him easier to play.
Althought honestly he does pretty good damage with Ensnare. Recovery legendary sucks tho, didn't try Bounce House yet

REEEEE I WANTED A COOL EDGELORD WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THIS WEAK SHOUNEN PROTAG?

Oh, okay. I already had that, so nothing lost.
That would be strix, yeah. Once they finish pumping out the next half-dozen or so, then they'll worry about proper balance, i guess.

Sure

we get a new champion like every three weeks because Hi-rez actually works on the game

Buck isn't getting a buff any time soon. He is currently performing very well at all skill levels, specially in casuals. His winrate is satisfactory.

You just need to get good.

>Gauges
DROPPED

I actually kind of want more maps. Except Arid, fuck that map.

source on this please

Who the heck is pixie and what are your codes generally for?

/our girl/ and its various cosmetics

There is a lot of maps in development. paladins.gamepedia.com/Maps#Test_maps

I can't remember which one is which, I there was this l shaped map that I liked a lot and the frog isle 2.0 that I'm really looking forward to. (splitstone quarry was my other fav test map, but that one is already out)

so has nobody noticed yet that Talus's ult is complete bullshit

It's a free kill on anyone you want whenever it's up.

I still don't know how it works, I'm slow.

I like Eastwatch. It's been a while since we had a nice, big map.

It's not a free kill if you shoot him first