/parag/ - Paragon General

Yeah, the slow dome is pretty garbage now that movement speed is so much faster and her boots are shitty now that they can't cross the only vertical gap in the game. I think she just needs a complete rework at this point.

>Steel gets his only worthwile ability besides ult scrapped
Why? His shield thing needed reworking, his bull rush is fine
Is it confirmed that this is just a short range one target stun, not that they added a stun effect TO his bull rush?

>posted 15 minutes after thread was made
you're gonna have to try harder than that Varg

her boots should be a light booster in the air like some kind of mini jetpack astroboy-like and be faster in the air, to both compensate for the loss of her movement speed boost when using it (back then after monolith release they removed the movement speed boost on jump). Also more verticality, of course, i think her jump is one of the best in the game but there's nowhere to use it reliably except to dodge and other little shenanigan. Otherwise yeah she should fly a little bit, and i can go further and proposes that Epic gives her the possibility to, well, slow down her fall at will? so you can do shit like baiting the enemy to chase you throught the highest point in the game next to the t1 tower on mid, slowly falls and wait for them to jump, then rocket boost back to the platform.

Push R and hope your team actually does something with it and then jerk off to her ass while you wait to push R again

>spend $70 on crates because goy
>every other game for the past 5 hours ive gotten a crate
please epic

> her right arms is not her's

damn it why is paragon porn not populars, i want Aurora being forcefully made masturbating and not confident against whatever her right arms is
Possession porn is MY thing
serath too, need porn of her switching between heresy and serath very fast

wait for her to get buffed and hope they fixed her clone bug

It's basically a melee thonk with a 1 sec stun and 5 sec cooldown. Bullrush, that ability from the announcement trailer that made him look really cool, won't exist any more.

I'm building her growth totem, vampiric blade, and unbroken spirit, and thats normally the end of the game one way or another, but is there something else I should do? Swap black for red and build unstable cyborg? I like the idea of being able to build Plague Lord and Awaken the Emeric, even though I rarely do, and I even have the option of Withering Shadow or Numbing Rogue if things go that way. Plus the lifesteal is kinda nice.
idk why I started capitalizing cards in my post halfway through.

just hold out hope that cam doesn't kill the game completely before they actually start advertising it and the lewds start rolling in

>Paragon, that game from the trailers that looked really cool, won't exist any more.
ftfy

Post your favorite hero, here's mine

swap vamp blade for plague lord or withering. she's not gonna win any brawls currently no matter what you build so you want her to be disruptive

I like having the agility though, but is agility just not that great on her?

>steel gets his good move replaced with a spammy stun instead of fixing his garbage fucking shield
>"rework"
Every. Time. How do they fuck it up every time?
>more verticality
They just removed invis walls, they aren't changing anything major, this is just fucking misleading
>sev's adjusting his stacks
can't wait to full stack at 30
>cam plays carry wraith and think it needs nerfed
lol
>Being an esport and building that structure and support is your job not ours lol
whew lad
>we're not gonna make it guys

I'm laughing and crying at the same time

I just don't like agility because it really only gives you just a little attack speed and it takes a lot of agility before you can even start buying cards that give you any power. Vit and int power up your ultimate more and they let you stay in the fight longer to be a nuisance and snare people.
Although I've been playing support so I go blue for the teleport (mana regen), 3 second snare, and corrosive walker.

Okay I'm going to try it out with int instead of agi, thanks for the advice.

Final Three: Growth Totem, Unstable Cyborg, Unbroken Spirit

Gesm: Relentless pursuit , lifesteal, Piercing Basic, shreding strikes, improved HP regen, ferocity

25,25,5

say some fucker go 18/5/x with this build it was disgusting

I always thought shredding strikes would make piercing basics less valuable.

There's negative armor now, so extra pen isn't wasted

midriff exposing serath or belica skins when

I want to lightly brush my lips against Aurora's and hold my hand
While she then proceeds to spit in my cereal and then let me watch her jerk that huge futa cock to Sparrow r34

weekend ded /parag/ bump

>spit in my cereal
is this slang for something or is this just as funny as it sounds

>tfw you're trying to write lewdfic
>tfw don't know whether or not more detail is good or bad, trying to calculate if a line or two of vivid action is good or a juicy detailed paragraph will get people off better
Fuck me this is harder than I thought

kek, it's no slang that I'm aware of

Just don't go full purple prose & you should be fine.

featuring?

Serath's cock and Sparrow

At least that's what I've started with, but since I have no bounds or limitations I keep getting ideas for other heroes and situations and I just end up writing things down without ever fulfilling them

please fulfill

...

rip my ability to self insert

>its an our team comp is fucked and the enemy's looks good but their last pick dodges for whatever reason episode
well okay saves me an l

>3 dodges in a row
I don't care anymore just let me have a game jesus

WHY
CANT
I
WIN

>Steel: "pick a different hero"
do people think Greystone is bad or something
I'm on a serious winstreak with him rn, this build is doing wonders

Let me guess, the drongo got caught out at the end, right?

The worst part is when you manage to get from your gold to platinum chest purely off of pity stars from people leaving games. I really wanted to play but now there's not even any point to it because stars are useless.

>Steel:

no we had two inhibs down and they just kept getting free primes. i dont know why no gadget above 1600 gets the slowing items, and it doesnt help that the enemy kwang was invincible until he bought red zone. we ended up losing to minions because we attempted to stop the last prime attempt and aced them but a single wave can end the game so...

Was in a similar situation earlier. This game really does need stronger inhibs. They break in 2 seconds and don't respawn, it's ridiculous.

no posts
no hope
no future

well game 1 I went 3/0/12 so I guess I'm feeling pretty good about it so far.

But you're skill has you right where the MM thinks you should be. You're obviously no better than the rest of them...

>tfw stuck with virgin carries all weekend

>needing a carry

>cam says 3 carries could be meta
>meta is 0 because carries are worthless
>actual meta is 3 unkillable brawlers and 2 CC drones
>all 42 actually did was bring legacy gameplay meta back

>play sevarog
>lose to invincible kwangs and feng maos
>play feng mao and kwang with my duo and copy the exact build order and gems
>die repeatedly to fucking hellfire engine zinx because she takes 0 damage even while oom

would dekker give a slow sensual blowjob or does she like it rough and sloppy

>get matched with 3 mexicans
>I'm jungle
>1 minute in the offlane starts spaming help
>gank for the retard but he has no mana
>good job spam
>continues to spam help despite him being fucking Kwang
>eventually he gets some ganks but not enough according to him
>"noob jg"
>meanwhile I'm like 5-2-4 by this point
>his shitter carry friend starts feeding
>their muriel friend never shields or ults me, only his friends
>he keeps shit talking nonstop
>eventually win after a 40 minute struggle game
>the Kwang starts talking shit because he did Kwang things later on
>they're all talking shit about me in spanish
I really, really wanted to tell them how happy I was that them and their families would be deported soon. But I know they'd just report me and Epic would ban me.
So I told them I hope they're practicing their pole vaulting and left.

I hate Spanish players too user, I find them to be the worst kind of toxicity. This is coming from someone with a Spanish background and can read what they type too, it's just a bunch of shit.

doctor dekker has too much on her mind ot go slow. shes in for quickies and then back to her research.

becareful don't want Redddit stealing this too

She would inject your dick with some special shit to make it grow double in size and then see how much of it she could deepthroat.
For science of course.

I've been saying this for weeks for people that claim they were from Legacy and hated tank meta, but at least people were killable back then sure it took awhile but it was nothing like Cursed Spry kin Zinx or Godmother Kwang or SacAlc Wukong

>get diamond chests and dune winds the first 2 weeks
>roll this week
>"here you go bro, the 10 dupe copies of domain of stillness you wanted"
>tfw inevitably getting 10x emeric next week
v43 will fix the vault, right?

>epic fixing anything
good one. ive already gotten all the cards from the vault

I think the bigger issue right now is that we don't have enough cards to counter the bullshit. Back on Legacy it was just health stacking, nothing more. Shields were easily countered with that one card, and blight cards were actually useful.
Now? Brusiers are unkillable because the only way you deal with them is a combination of healing reduction and shield negating. the only useful blight card is plague lord, which not everyone will benefit from if they're range or not specing death. And there is literally nothing to counter shields. pen cards are a complete joke too.

We need better options for breaking down those defenses.

That other blight card is just the worst.
On what planet are you planning on stopping a characters regeneration only when they're within 10% of their life? The whole point is that they're regenerating their HP. Same thing with it's true damage when the enemy has 10% of their health.

did i miss something?

see

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>Play support
>Enemy offlane friends you afterwards because you "were the only threat on the entire team"

>go against zinx with one item
>literally unkillable and never runs out of mana
>play zinx with the exact same build and build order
>die instantly 1v1 no matter what and go oom in 2 hits
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG
I DID EVERYTHING THE SAME

>running out of mana as zinx
>the character that naturally gets 20 mana/sec
>the character that can use mana reactor to make her ultimate cost literally nothing

why is steel the go-to support for shitters?

punching people

say something nice about shinbi

ok is weekend, how to find someone to play with as new player? playing solo is unfun

Step 1: Have friends.
Don't ask me how though I have none.

her brother is cool

i wish people would carry me as hard as I carry some people

fuck you cam ;_;

>got a 3v5 penta at prime and stole it with unstable cyborg murdock

cute butt

>guys from last game on my team
>know we're gonna lose so I do my own thing like I have been
>Zinx
>0/25/11
>Vital Waters and Pensive Shaman
>took entire enemy team over 30 seconds to kill me
That was the funnest thing in this game since 42 released.

Also, reporting confirmed for not doing anything. Level 18 Riktor that would chase into towers 1v3 with no mana and things like that, a PLATINUM player, and all of his matches look like this: 3/18/5. He just runs around holding auto attack all over the place. His win rate is 56% so maybe he knows something I don't...

I am still on my way from MMR cap to silver but this is taking much longer than I thought but this is a hell of a rabbit hole to find shit like this. It's like 42 made everyone forget how to play, and not just meta shit, but at all.

but like... what do you do as zinx? every unkillable zinx i've played i've just ignored until a teammate or two came along, and nothing bad happened.

whenever i build those cards on zinx i get fucking two shot. what am i doing wrong?

You can get that combustible +100 damage card to plink away at people or withering/android to do a bunch of aoe damage.

How bad are they going to dump on iggy with the patch?
Will he still be viable?

Is that the kind off butt that you grab or slap?

hes getting a buf

slap
Aurora has the kind of butt you grab

how

Grab for sure. Shibi is a cute girl I don't want to slap her.

>full tank murdock

I only had those because I knew it was a loss where I wasn't going to even get kills.
I normally end with Withering, Sorvukk, and either Nameless Curse or the night card that slows.

Most of your sustain comes in the gems. I run around with 150 hp Regen late game.

>night card
Blight

bump