/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

Pay 1257.

>he doesn't fuck his companions, tavern whores, ladies and prisoners.

Really need adult mod.
>pilling up the sword sisters in any castles/towns I own
>tfw can only imagine the sword sisters service me in my town

The only acceptable use for sword sisters.

Is 1200AD the best medieval mod?

If not recommend me one

What about VC? It's pretty good too imo.

>moddb download rate

Fucking end me

What about it.

Do you mean 1257 AD or Europe 1200?

I'm downloading 1257AD now is it any good?

I also always bring 2-3 sword sisters unit so I can imagine them give sexual service to me when my army go in battle field or besieging town/castles. This game does not fulfill my desires of women without having some imagination.

>sexual service to me when my army go in battle field or besieging town/castles
>not leading your troops from the front lines and enjoying a blowjob after the battle you won
coward

It get better when you get few adventurous wifes(they not only share you but also get titled as sister-wifes to each other).

I like it

The only problem I have with AD1257 is how fucking hard it can be to find low level bandits at times

A king shouldn't be always leading a battle, sometimes it's great to enjoy the luxuries in rearline.
>tfw always imagine doing doggy-style to Ymira at the base of siege tower while capturing castles.

They should add that titles and features in bannerlord so we can enjoy our pleasures of acquiring women in game.

How do I finish the escort caravan quest on 1257?

I'm at the location but who do I talk to to complete it?

talk to the caravan

>haha, yes my troops climb up the walls
>pay no attention to the man behind the ladder and keep sieging boy

this area is crowded with mountain bandits. If they are too strong, hire ~10 Euro Mercenary Ranged, they should do the job. Sometimes you may lose because of terrain or something, but as long as you don't have realistic saves on, it's not a problem,

Mountian Bandits here?

dickplomacy + CTT, my man

Post your kniggas or something.
You say that now, but we'll see how you react when your troops get mercilessly slaughtered before your eyes, and the only thing you can do is retreat with your pants down.

yea, I know, more like Swamp Bandits

Anyone here have the 2.0 version for AWOIAF?

Who knows. probably not but there also be some user who like to collect garbage.

what mod is that?

twitter.com/Mount_and_Blade/status/908711267468283905
help them with the survey, warriors!
s.surveyplanet.com/BJ-smzYqZ
it's about multiplayer

CTT+Dickplomacy with items from different mods i added.

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Nigga upload it somewhere and make a readme with all the changes listed.

How did you add them?
Using Module system or morgh and notepad ++?

voted for siege :)

It only has the items you can see in the pic though
I used Morghs

we have confirmation that the ginge was fired because he is an infidel

Then share.
I will be ablt to borrow them into my "No filthy xbowmen allowed with archers and shields nerfed".

Fucking women who want to be knights. I will RAPE THEM ALL!

That is the reason why they want to became knights in the first place.

Honest question: why does the AI tend to gang up against a single target in the arena? I'm pretty sure I've seen them do it against other AI targets as well, before moving on to me.

post weebo

axe me a question

RAVENSTERN STRONK

Jesus Christ. That about sums it up.

gonna call my kingdom "frankia" when bannerlord comes out

>"women"
>win tourney, dedicate it to chick, say you admire her
>get invited to her castle, read poem to her
>repeat until there are no poems left in Calradia
>chick now adores you
>still can't marry her due to her retarded cuckold father
fucking christ, erdogan

I do not thing that you know meaning of words you are using.
Also some girls will run with you but it varied on character.

You actually can, you just end up pissing him off more.

Enjoy the depressing map. Other than that it's alright.

I thought eloping gave you a shitload of lowered disposition with the father's faction?

Protip: 'cuckold' doesn't mean a man who have other people fucking his wife anymore; just like 'fag' doesn't mean homosexual anymore. You need to keep up with the post-/pol/ lingo, newfag

some user said that the AI spawns in teams in the arena and not every man for himself.

Its alt fags lingo.
But even /pol/ before that rarely used cucklod , just cuck was enough.
Fucking phone posters and alt fags.

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>mfw mega took almost an hour to upload for no reason
mega.nz/#!N7pRwLSa!F6sGmKhJZWBTUIGPAh3r8dsElFsTwz5uV6sBlFoKzZE
post bugs if you find any

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that's where power comes into play. if you have it, you wouldn't care about her father or their opinion of you. and women not just to marry, but to rape (see prima nocta user) in dickplomacy, the best mod ever to grace mount and blade native+ experience(tm)

>leave /pol/ for more than 5 minutes because it's a depressing hole of a board
>leaks out into every single board and thread on Veeky Forums so there is no escape

Stop using words incorrectly

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>glorious Varg
>snow nigger
get back to whatever shithole you crawled out from, you anglo/slav/moor piece of shit

>CTT for Dickplomacy+Polygamy Bugfix
Can't extract WSE from this, gives error "Unknown method" on every file in the WSE folder.

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What's wrong with you?

Does anyone on this site really like him? I don't really dislike him or have anything against him but i was never sure how other people here thought of him.

He says what he thinks, lives on his terms and he's married with kids. He plays vidya too, I believe. He's alright desu.

Does anyone have the latest medaifile download with the Better faces/Guts model for a bunch of mods?

Beautiful.

Title is not to promising.
Hope you do not put any shit there. My toaster is on its last legs anyway.
You know that you could just add files that you modified instead of all this shit?

I just uploaded dickplomacy with the files in it, nothing more. I can just upload the modified files if you want to though.

I totally believe that /pol/ either was subverted or become a honeypot. It become so deep shithole that its hardly bearable.
Worst thing it even leak on Veeky Forums.
And I am not even sure if its /pol/ falseflagging or somebody false false flagging /pol/ or shills spill on all Veeky Forums.
Live is suffering.

what mod?

Already downloaded.
But yeah that would be more helpful.
Could you look at heraldic armors pack here and maybe find way to make it work?
forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=305177.0
Because I can not.

I never really worked with the module system before so i doubt i can help but i'll try.

nothing wrong with me. What's wrong with you, are you a slav or something?

>murderer
>arsonist
/ourguy/

I do not care about module system.
The files you added and modified.
So textures and resources - and probably module.ini and item_kind1 maybe something else.
Definitly less that whole dickplomacy and I can tell what you change so I can add it using morgh and notepad to my own version of dickplomacy(modified).

It's just one big mess leaking out into, or rather onto, the wider Veeky Forums population. A lot of people on /pol/ are coming away from that board now and looking for alternatives or rather, sticking with what they've got and trying to wait out the "endless summer", if you can call it that. You always had shilling and trolling and the like on /pol/ just as you get on the other boards but then leddit arrived for the election. Discussion ended, and the circlejerking and non-stop arguments/trolling began. Now, you're lucky if you even go on there and find at least 2-3 threads worth engaging in per day. Generals ruined /pol/ too. I know, the irony of saying that while browsing here, but in the case of /pol/, it did. Safe spaces everywhere on /pol/ now, namefags everywhere, tripcodes everywhere, leddit tier discussion everywhere, circlejerking and cult like behavior exhibited everywhere, arguments everywhere. Glad I was there when I could actually learn and discuss something with other like-minded individuals. No wonder every other board seems to despise /pol/, can't say I blame them.

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

Have you tried Warwolf

What about that Dynasty Warriors mod?

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Best mods for high levels of factions and medieval shenanigans?

Has to have freelancer.

It become more of a problem when Veeky Forums and /pol/ hit mainstream and become dangerous, trendy and cool.
Its like Osama said. people follow the strrong horse not a weak.
Media, reddit and other shit just created a monster.

>This game does not fulfill my desires without having some imagination.

FIFY

I tried adding them but i fucked up somehow. The items spawn in shops but they aren't heraldic, they are the same as the native items only with different names.

What faction is the most fun? Being Swadian is boring as fuck

1257 if you have a NASA supercomputer. For some reason the map runs like complete dogshit even though it is entirely flat like a fields with no terrain or trees

anglo zulu war
its mp

My computer's ass.

I really just want a game with factions that have realistic armor that aren't historical and aren't vanilla(Only because of the lack of factions in Vanilla)