/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

This will be your carry for the next match.

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/21344/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
github.com/streamlink/streamlink
streamlink GUI: github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

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BLIZZ DRONES OUT

>sick of playing supp for carries who won't fucking farm or throw/ignore objectives
>play offlane
>win again
God this game is the worst

i wonder what its like to be 1 of those sluts at esports events

NTH FOR ANIME

when's esports

Hey guys, I'm Stan King. When I'm not getting free shit from Jeremy Lin and convincing Ritsu not to leave the team after he loses in FPL I'm training to win professional dota.

Come support us as my team VGJ Storm beat Bulba and his cronies.

twitch
.tv/beyondthesummit

offlane is the chad position.

anyone have the tiny eat shit picture?

>Jeremy Lin
He seems a cool guy

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feed me dotards

Is it physically possible to be any more skinnyfat than this without just being a 'fat fuck'?

daily reminder meta movie posters are reddit now
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warlock

hand of midas

it's that simple

Yah dude, why not? This isnt lol do whatever the fuck you want

Hey can some of you help me get out of lp, I fell into it after drunkenly abandoning a game that i was in a five stack with

thats not skinny fat he has visible tittys

skinny fat is being 130 pounds and being in practically as bad of shape as a 310 pound person

I'm not asking

I'm telling

I'm evangelizing

How does it work if your torso is fat but your limbs are skinny?

Burning is scripted to win TI8

WHERE IS THE FUCKING PATCH

no its not you moron

skinnyfat is having thin, weak limbs but an overly chubby midsection

it's the bodytype of sedentary couch potato millennials that sit on a computer all day

Won't drop until at least a week after the battle pass ends - which is in a week.

Yo, wheres dakota? Whys godz there now? Not that i mind, just curious

skinnyfat is originally a term from Veeky Forums that means someone who is skinny but is not actually in shape/muscular/toned/whatever. it means you're not obese or a skeleton, but you don't lift so all of your body looks like a soft bunch of flab (because it is).

godz was sent in by LD to spy on them and get any dirt he can use

How do people drink that Monster Energy shit, it's packed with sugar

that's exactly why they drink it

it's the same people that spent half of their podcast ranking fast food places

>drinking sugar soda

No wonder americunts are so fat.

post good players

Actally i saw dakota bit earlier on cam along with godz so i guess they are taking turns or hes just resting from everything, who knows

Haven't played since TI. Have there been any changes since then?

jack isn't even american, is he?

?

Listen to him talk, he's asian american

yes, EGM is now a woman

99% of foreign Asians who learn English learn American English, so they'd adopt American accents.
His accent isn't really telling of anything, guy could be full blooded Chink for all I know

No. But he's becoming one

pics

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he is a newyorker
idk if he is born there but he grew up there from a very young age

good?

why the FUCK are we talking about reddit personalities when we could be talking about fucking the heroes

>talking about anything when you could be posting matu

>carried by miracle-
>good
pick one

Grinding tunes, go

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>>carried by miracle-
firstly mids have a carry role in this patch and secondly the most important player on the team was gh who was the focus of the enemy team's bans
later on mc's np became a problem as well

anyways matu did his job and very solidly
still puts a smile on my face that liquid won - man what a run

youtu.be/Ct9OU4piNj4

Hope janny has a good day today :^)

Operas distract me way too much.

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wow this girl is hawaii

The best friend of my online friend died and she is devastaded, we live in the same country but i can just say some nice words and cant make her feel better since we dont know each other in real life, she is a huge fan of the game like me :(

>Ana won 2 majors
>took a break from the game
>now hiding from his ex-manager because he ditched his contract

LOL.

so sad :(

take advantage of her and fuck her

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sent :)

scientifacaly proven to raise em em arr

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The thing is i dont need that to do it, i added her when we didnt had country channels and was a big surprise for both of us to find someone from the same country. We talked and it was awesome but people dont want to meet his online friends. Im really sad for what happen, i wish i could do something else.

recieved :)

>Operas distract me way too much.
You need to canalize the thrilling feeling to your fingers thus raising mmr points

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"Hey i didnt know your friend but eh seemed like a cool guy, and doesnt afraid of anything. 9/16 never forget bby"

send her a dick pic written "guess whos alive lol, sorry for u loss pick u up at 8. laters"

>bulba choking on the easiest and most overpowered 4 position/initiator in the game known as earthshaker
how many times does this guy have to be exposed before he retires indefinitely?

sent :)

why do i always feel so scared

when does it stop

Now coaches can draft there's literally no reason for him to play anymore, same as ppd

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>Beastmaster
youtube.com/watch?v=uN2pA0lcLu0

Does anyone else just leave Dota running in the background and listen to the menu music? Sometimes I won't even play a game, I'll just start up Dota and let the game run just for the music.

think that's just you autist

I did this with chrono trigger, dota 2 the game has good music to.

FUCK YOU

God I miss Castle Crashers.

>Play Necro
>Win
Epic game dotards

calling everything autistic is a sign of autism

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>tfw no blacked female hero

works for me

>enemy last picks nyx
>mana burns you for 800 damage every 4 seconds
>reflects your ult and walks away unharmed
nothing personnel

iktf

>ritsu goes linkens first
>proceeds to do nothing in teamfights vs a terrorblade and weave

WHY would you not go deso AC in this situation

same

you probably just got rate limited from mashing f5 waiting for the patch

Panic disorder, never stops

What're you afraid of, user?

I actually just went there once to get a link to fake blog the duelling fates meme update

>AC
ok mr theorycraft, thanks for your input

when you stop escaping and face whatever you're afraid

DUDE maelstrom linkens so I can solo 1v5 the enemy team and not have to depend on my team to control the necessary enemy heroes to allow me to burst them down in fights haha

It's not that bad

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what are your sleeper OP predictions for next patch /d2g/?

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what am i doing wrong

reminder once your behavior score is fucked it's pretty much impossible to get it back

post your chatlogs bro

living

None of the OP heroes are nerfed, they shit the bed, and the game finally dies a grisly death as Riot enacts their secret mind control plot.