/palg/ - Paladins General

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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB58)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?56935-Open-Beta-59-Patch-Notes-September-20th-2017

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
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>Paladins VIP
paladins.com/vip/

>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>OP Template
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My thread

Why are supports the most original and likable characters?

>tfw 3 threads are open and not sure which one will be the main thread

BOST BAST WIIFA FANARD!

This one doesn't have the Nando poster, but... it has the most replies.

NO ONE ESCAPES

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The other one is a shit thumbnail OP, this is the real thread

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I want to express my veneration for Fernando's quality, charm, amenity til the end of me, til the end of time!

I like this one, it has Ash in it.

I dont get this meme

>win a match
>watch the other team shit on and blame each other for losing in lobby

feels great

>Switch to full range instead of limited
The game looks like it has proper lighting now

let's not have 3 threads at the same time again lmao

Is she the Bellona of Paladins?

and smite

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My wife Ash is so cute, CUTE!
Burn the Skas now.

it is shit and unfunny anyways

t. Tyra fan

She has a leggo called RALLY HERE! that literally turns her ult into Bellona's ult.

Ash a best
A BEST

do not harm our cute monkey boi

post moar best tits

not really

WE ARE STRONGER TOGETHER

why is cassie anorexic in this one

Make way for the next champ

How obnoxious is essence?

t. stopped playing when essence came out

No Tolus allowed

because people can't into anatomy

What are his abilities?

From 0 to 10? 11

obnoxious but not unbearable, you can just burn gold on chests when you need more.

I see the girls walk by dressed
In their summer clothes
I have to turn my head
Until my darkness goes

I look inside myself
And see my heart is black
I see my red door
And must have it painted black

who here /talusprotectionsquad/

Never Surrender
Iron Curtain
Castles of Steel
Gallipoli

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too much people bullied her calling her a pig that it affected her.

>bad mouthing early splashbrush

But RNG bullshit for basic character functionality is obnoxious

Kindly keep your dadrock out of /palg/

I will not falter, and those of you that I am sure will insist on diffusing nasty lies based on that certain something shown yesterday about my loving wife will not be able to faze me.
Her love gives me strength, and her smile gives me motivation to not let my guard down. I will not give up my unending love for her just because those with twisted minds want to harm our special bond.
Stop attacking her, stop calling her things she is not, stop trying to break something unbreakable. I tell you this with good intentions, despite knowing you might respond with highly ill-mannered posts. Just stop, you're fighting an unwinnable fight.

Someone should edit that to maeve.

Shes a war veteran, calm down hun

Actually don't give much care about anatomy unless it looks truly fucky

TRY IT AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY THEY CALLED ME A DEMON

I like these.

do NOT nerf cauterize
DO nerf frontline range and damage consistency
most of the problems will be solved

>tfw am now looking forward to yingfag's posts every thread.

Why is our general so comfy.

I want a zero suit Ash skin now!

I want to shove my face into that splendid ass and suck on the hairs around her sphincter.

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it is until people start complaining about everything that's posted

shocking amount of regular discussion and shit/waifuposting is kept at a tolerable median
compared to other generals anyway

I think I might get back into Paladins just to play not!Bellona.

Bellona is one of my favorite video game characters. Nothing beats dunking down with Eagle's Rally into a 5 man sledgehammer

I want churchill to be a skeleton version of churchill
because it reminds me of a cute thing i found on a manga site

post the cute thing

I'M NUCLEAR

It's also really bad, don't use it.

They're poking fun of user who couldn't make a picture of his waifu.

are the mounts a little skinnier in the PTS?

they know move diferently and you can look around with your mouse without changing the horse direction. reminder

I want Ash to bully me.

Dislocated jaw

>now
i dont even now how i mess this up.

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official lore when

wtf i hate ying now

I think it helps that for all of the problems Paladins has, the game is still pretty fun overall.

Robotics: Barik, ?
Recon: Strix, Skye
Medic: Mal'Damba, Ying/Seris
Assault: Fernando, Ash

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wtf i love ying now

WAIT, NOW I SEE, YING SUMMONED SERIS INTO THE REALM! THATS THE SECRET BEHIND THE SCRO- haha, nevermind, ying is cute and pure, would never do such a bad thing

When is the next patch?

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patch release? this wednesday
patch preview? 2 weeks

The other ones are cool but you should really DELET THIS

DELET THIS

Delete this.

DELET

paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/0/09/Lex_SP_Ability2_Flank_2.ogg

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>Tfw you're a ryona/gurofag

Lex will only get more credits from killing you

I think they did a really nice job with Lex's voice

last one of these style ones I have

I don't understand what this is trying to convey.

>I'll release them frim their pain!
>frim

Dev post about reworks and shit

God I hate jewjew

tldr?

his accent (which i can't pinpoint at all honestly) can be really thick at times but it does have a certain charm to it, mostly from the lines
law-obsessed enforcers are a fun trope

>Torvald was broken af, you fags can whine about it all you want but he needed to be fixed

>amid bad sales the girl scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign

Same, I only like holt.