Old Thread News: >What Pumpkin says they have "a system in place" for releasing content much faster. Act 2 available December 2020. >Destructoid gives the game 7.5/10 >The game is out >What Pumpkin and Homestuck are partnering with Viz Media >Hardcover Homestuck books coming out
>tfw you've only been out for 3 days and yet you're better than every fire emblem game and your fandom is comprised of semidecent people unlike the emblemfags
Carter Martin
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Kevin Long
I don't even know what kind of war you're trying to start.
William Ross
I like how they become increasingly uncanny as the people in line get shorter.
Jonathan Gutierrez
>it's out >it's terrible >it's over already
And no sequel ever. Hope it was worth the 5 years.
I wonder how gross Hussie feels every day waking up knowing he shat this onto a plate.
Oliver Thomas
Okay hear me out What if Tesseract/Bec
Chase Johnson
It wasn't terrible. If it was terrible it'd be at least enjoyable in an angry way. It's just sort of not anything.
James Nguyen
i was disappointed at first, but then i started enjoying myself. it really isnt bad, the world building for alternia is worth it if anything
Tyler Young
There's some parts I like. It's not funny, and nowhere near Homestuck's heights, but Joey is adorable, Xefros was enjoyable, and the bits of Scratch there was like him taking over the hint system were neat.
Caleb Gonzalez
I meant terrible more in sales and care than quality
Like it looks fine and plays shitty but clearly could have been and could BE a great game, we know this
We also know it will never become that, this was it, this is all we'll ever get again
Jack Bennett
the beginning definitely lacked humor, but as it continued, the bits trying to combined random items with everything in your house really felt like huss mans writing at least. i laughed a few times and the characters are surprisingly endearing. xefros is like a major improvement over tavros
Ryder Ortiz
Also it's kind of lame that Kanaya hates Vriska for that when it was one of the few times Vriska was relatively blameless, and there's much better reasons to hate Vriska regardless.
Parker Edwards
Would Joey go on a murder rage when she saw Jade?
Evan Lopez
EXACTLY!
Lincoln Parker
I have a question for you masochists who browse tumblr looking for things to get mad at: how do the guys who make everyone vaguely brown handle Old Man Harley? Like his whole "eccentric tycoon who has no respect for other cultures" schtick seems like it only works if you're the whitest guy.
Austin Long
>"we dont matter. so nobody who does matter cares." Fuck, I don't know how it got me, but it got me.
Landon Martin
I'm not sure what you were expecting in sales. It's #4 trending and has been for the entire time its been out. Indie games don't have huge sales at the beginning of their lifetimes, Undertale didn't until it really took off later. It'd be better to compare Hiveswap's sales at the end of January of next year.
Noah Sanders
Joey would realize that her little sister has also been abandoned and neglected by her awful father and take on the role of a good caretaker to Jade!
Christian Kelly
abandoned by being dead! (which was his fault anyways.)
Chase Thompson
He was neglectful and bad to her before that too.
Asher Martin
despite what the media tells you user, ANYBODY can be rich and racist.
see: oil princes from the middle east
Oliver Foster
was Jane and John the only good parents?
Colton Edwards
Jade didn't seem to be that bad?
James Butler
So this means Joey is canonically hotter than Jade right?
Since Claire > Crocker
Christopher Martin
I mean you can tell just from that simplified version, since Joey was lucky enough to inherit her mother's lack-of-overbite.
Robert Morris
I like Joey and Jude more than Jade, Jane, and Jake
Tyler Davis
>Forgetting Jade, the best mom
Austin Perry
She fucked off the start an rebellion against crocker corp, which lead to her own demise which left Jake orphaned in an island by himself. But I guess she tried to protect him.
Isaiah Powell
Joey and Jude are the key to the double dad enigma
I KNOW it
Joey + John = Dad in the alpha timeline
Jane + Jude = Dad in the beta timeline
Jake + Joey = Jude and Joey in the beta timeline
Jade + Jude = Jude and Joey in the alpha timeline
Joey and Jude are their own parents
this is how breeding works right
Joseph Wilson
Anna's way prettier than Joey.
Brody Morgan
I thought she led a rebellion first, and then in her old age stayed on the island to raise Jake until the Condesce killed her?
Kayden Cook
You don't know that yet
CONSIDER the line where Joey hopes that all mirrors will look like the portrait of her "mother"
It's clear to me that this is a classic case of the answer being in plain sight
We were told she was her own mother all along
Owen Cook
Thoughts on the Strife track, and just the ost in general? youtube.com/watch?v=gqPzkQ3SyzA I thought it was fantastic, and its consistency across the board was fairly good. Only exception was Jude's theme, it got grating to listen to over time.
Caleb Walker
underwhelming but not bad. the song you posted was a good one imo
Hunter Williams
Joey has better taste in men than her father.
Austin White
I'm dumb as hell, what does it mean by three guardians? is it referring to the taxidermy statues and her dog? or does she have 3 dogs?
Wyatt Green
The deer, the deerbear, and the bull head on top of the doorway, silly.
Elijah Rodriguez
the one was the only song that got to me, and it got me good. everything else ranged from eh to pretty alright.
Benjamin Brown
OH. i never noticed that because the menu is blocking it. thanks.
Camden Cruz
No she doesn't. Like her father and sister she suffers from Strider lust. She just hasn't actually met one yet, but she is showing all the symptoms
Justin Lopez
Exactly, so she'd never marry her father, but rather a Strider
Benjamin Butler
you have activated my trap card
harleys also suffer from extreme freudian desire
Jeremiah Murphy
You're confusing them with Strilondes.
Landon Powell
that's something much more degenerate than freud could ever comprehend
Mason Barnes
Jake couldn't pull out of a driveway
Matthew Jones
If Jake is considered attractive by all these people, Anna probably leglocked him hardcore.