/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

If you look closely you'd realize that the mouth was inverted in paint

Would you let this monk teach you yoga?

WHICH ONE WILL YOU PICK

...in 3 years

Please stop torturing us

Tough choice
>Gawain
>Emiya Alter
>Titty Alter
>Medusa Lily
>Nitocris
>Gorgon

b-but I had my carmilla thread all ready to go
Fucking Lizfag

stop, we are already dead.

>in 3 years
>while there's only 2 years difference
?

the lizard comes before the vampire

Please don't beat my wife

>no matter the thread its a liz one
>jp gets a free 4* and we fight over 1% drops with half ap
>only thing coming is a story node that will be done in less than a few days
I-I don't even want to farm MP anymore

I'm so annoyed I've done Gaul all day and all I have to show for it are a mountain of saber pieces, I just want blue berserker gems.

jack every thread until she can be adopted

Fluffy popsicle

I want Jack to sit on my lap

I need Octuplet Crystals for Cu and Kintoki.

Not that it matters a buncha because I also can't get Berserker Monuments either.

You took 2 minutes to announce your thread even if it was made sooner. And people were really feeling the image blue balls

This is an imageboard so post some motherfucking images

It's just a friendly spar

why is she so autistic?

Post more friendly spars

Why use up the image limit for pointless shit like that?

So we can add another Lizfag thread to the tally obviously

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Which servant should have a random plant in a pot fall on their head?

This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Either JK Fox or Nito.

Gorgon or Arturia Lancer

How do you enter characters like that in a name? Someone please tell me.

Dumb Lizard, for certain.

Post the edited version

Is there a better place to farm for Dragon Teeth and Saber Pieces than the first mission? Something cavern.

I could tell you but I won't

I would really appreciate it if you taught me, so please?

There should be a daily where you punch the lizard in the face for Dragon teeth and skin her for Scales.

stop trying to be a special snowflake user, its not healthy

I was just curious since no one seemed to ever say how it was done despite similar questions being asked in here before. Plus, if more people knew how to do it, then the current special snowflakes would no longer be special.

If I only really want a Kaleidoscope and don't have plans to save for anyone should I just say fuck it and roll every time I have 30 quartz? I feel like if I'm gonna do that I should start now before the CE pool becomes flooded.

At least wait until scathach's rate up

Female master wearing bloomers.

But then he'll get 2030 instead of Kaleidoscope.

Post Garcher pictures please

Because of 2030 or Scathatch?

Manage to save 260 sq for tituria alter, jp got it for free... REEEEEEEE

Both

>he really thinks kaliedo is on a rateup

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Can we get a janitor to gas the lizfags? They contribute nothing to the threads.

Say something to cheer loli Sakura up, she's going to have rough times ahead of her.

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I suppose Lobo. Honestly the only Servant I am looking forwards rolling is Touta.

>Reaches the Root without any Holy Grails or some convoluted method

Einzberns confirmed for being shit at magic!

Why don't we just download the game 10 million times so we can pick a free 4 star too?

because even if that was possible it isn't it would be from the horrendous pool we have right now

The only thing that would do is make them think that what they're doing is right

Because it's dead.

>have double the dust I need
>need about 6 or 7 caster pieces for second ascension for Waver
>get this

Hey bros, which free 4* are you getting?
OH WAIT AHAHAHAHAHA

The original Einzberns did the same. The grail is just an attempt by their failed descendants to recreate the result by a different processes, which failed and now all that remains of them is a bunch of automatons-homunculi incapable of learning from their mistakes.

Here's some treats

Remember, user, if it's not the rateup you're waiting for, pic related.

Save all your apples for xmas. There is no reason to use them on anything before this point.

In the next three events (Halloween, Guda, Xmas) You are guaranteed:

20 Lanterns
40 Homo babies
30 Scales
25 pages
20 Void
20 Octuplets
20 Horseshoes
20 Gears
20 Claws
10 Hearts
20 Phoenix Plumes
20 Seeds
20 Snake jewels
As many Fangs, bones, and Proofs as your Apples can support.
At least 25 Monuments for every class except archer, with 45 for Caster.

Subtract these from how much you need to farm and just be patient.

thanks gramps

>10 hearts in 3 events
is this supposed to cheer me up or something?

Nito for waifu reasons or Lancelot (Saber) for gameplayfaggotry

The game is so far from 10 million we need 2000 people bot rolling nonstop for months.

Bought a quartz account on JP enjoy not rolling shit for months faggots. /laughing

*blocks your path *
*is the LITERALLY the path to the route simply by existing*

Is Aoko even trying?

>using that jp account a friend game some time back to not miss the free 4*
>try one of the so called "better" dailies once to check them out
>mfw
no seriously why is NA so fucked up

Is that why you literally never see any non-Homunculi Einzberns?

They want to give us the authentic JP experience instead of just making the game actually semi-enjoyable straight away

Don't worry, you'll be banned again soon.

You know, it will be nice if THERE WERE A FUCKING CE THAT INCREASED DROP RATES!!!

Berserker monuments pop more reliably on Thiers. If you need about 1-3, it's a good place to get. Just don't fall for the meme of farming fangs there.

Because you get the ORIGINAL experience. Even JP players agree that it was horseshit on release, but apparently NA shouldn't improve upon this.

with the half AP, thiers now do is the best place for fangs

belive me, ive been there farming 15 berseker pieces

Yes. All of them have been dead for centuries.

Source? I'm interested and want to know more.

I tried farming Fangs at both Thiers and Mobile Coordinate 0. Both absolutely suck. And the reason they suck, is that gems have the same or a significantly higher drop rate than the fang itself. If you're grinding at Fuyuki, at least the sight of a silver chest isn't as painful a false promise as it is with Thiers, where you can bet your ass to a futa mom it's a rider gem.

Just wait for the thrusday-friday MH daily and spam that 10 AP quest. Far better rates and much more worthy of your time and patience.

I think it was in the UBW season 2 interview with Nasu that he said this.

ITS NOT FAIR

Not him and I don't really know either (not terribly interested in putting special snowflake characters in my screen names aswell), but I'd look for special ASC characters if I were you. Just giving the tip that may find your answer.

>make JP account to see if I can claim the free 4* for shits and giggles
>try out all the level 90+ supports with servants years into the future
goddamn I wish I could FUCKING READ THIS SHIT

Aren't there 3 kinds of true magic? Does every one grant access to the root? Aoko accomplished true magic by one method but the charactesristics and purpose of Heaven's Feel are different, are they not?

Been a while since I read TM wikias on the subject.

Can't decide between Gawain, Tristan and Caster Gil and I barely even use my JP account any more.

five

1. ???
2. operation of parallel worlds (zelretch)
3. manifestation of the soul (einzbern)
4. ???
5. magic blue (aoko aozaki)

In order to gain a "True Magic" you need to access the root and be the first one to do it through that specific method, so far five people have done it. Aoko didn't even reach it by her own research, she got it from her grandpa.

>haven't dropped a berserker monument in weeks
>need just three more
How did the Japanese stuck with this game until it got actually playable.

are tied by story? or is it like banners where you don't need to have completed the singularity?

sucking the Type-moon dick

waifus, of course

Why are the Einzbern still trying the third magic then? Different "methods"? How did they manage in the past?

is that caster Gil?