/csgog/

/csgog/ - every team is shit edition
links from previous thread if you need OP post to be long for some reason, because no one clicks those:

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csesport.com
gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
prosettings.net/cs-go-pro-settings-gear-list/

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Streamlink: streamlink.github.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY:
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Watch this EVERYDAY:
youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

>Friendly reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio

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Faze isn't tho

please wake up magog
wake up

don't die on me

>ayy lmao

i'm going to miss this general. rip csgog.

sever down

I'll sever you

thread is dead, because everyone is playing csgo right now, right?

Do people have diamond coin yet?
Are passes on sale?
When's the operation over?

Exactly
If this latest week was the last one needed, I'll have one by tonight. I always leave the events until the last minute.

this tuesday ill be getting my diamond coin. already have 24 stars (need 25 to get diamond). im guessing the operation will end this month or theyll give it another 3 months so anyone who hasnt gotten this far (most people still have the first coin and i dont think theyll even bother getting to diamond) so who knows when itll actually end since valve is so incompetent with updates for csgo

>diamond coin
what the fuck, I didn't know they added this, I need one more star to get it

>gold

>dazed's story about his dead dog
jesus that is fucked

>literal entirety of the enemy team cheats again
why do people still play this

hello silver

Evens: cs
Odds work

>that feel when just ranked up and then won 3 games afterward after being stuck in a slump

Get your LOL at Veeky Forums.org/vg/csgog

Realistically what are Liquids chances today.

about 3

christ ESL production makes street fighter v's shitty hotel tournaments look like the Super Bowl

so, what kind of player are you?
how many hours, whats your rank?

unranked
dust 2 dm and awp servers only
5v5 is not real cs

unrealistic

quickest way to get all the hostage achievements ?

look for custom maps on workshop
search by "achievements" or something

some day I want to see old as fuck pro player, shitting himself on a street and screaming WE WERE ALL FUCKING CHEATING IT WAS ALL FOR THE SHOW

#f-fazeu-up

do you really need two people behind one mac pressing play

Where is kruella?

Who else clapping their hands to the beat?

pls stop dis "show"

What the fuck...

W2C jacket

I will never understand why euros are so obsessed with EDM.

>americans

>ESL

i don't think they got the image of esports right in their heads

>this shit again
do they ever learn?

Why do they do this crap? Nobody cares about this shitty uninspired music shit, at least if you're going to have some music that nobody wants to listen to, hire a real artist, not some guys making music worst than I could do in my basement.

>thinking that concert shit is an American thing

>w2c
you made me look up this fucking acronym, you stupid fag

>you will never get paid an unheard amount of money to play 1 track and jump for 3 minutes

>he's defending it

Are you fucked?

Especially music that is made for a crowd at a festival or something.
Don't play some electronic shit in front of a couple of sober 14 year olds in a well lit stadium.
Jesus Chist that was cringe

W2C is as old as the internet my dude. You obv don't have sick fits

How the fuck have they not fixed the audio yet?

>implying I'm defending it
Reading comprehension
That shit is a fucking European thing not an American thing

ARE YOU READY /CSGOG/?
I WANNA SEE YOU FUCKING JUMP

having to touch disgusting children like that would be my worst nightmare

i'd need some hand sanitizer asap after that good god

maybe it is for americunts and Veeky Forumsgs from other countries, because they all copy Veeky Forums's Veeky Forums meme clothes anyway

TL 2-0 script incoming

but its a BO5

Isn't it BO5?

>no sk

unironically hype for this

TL 3-1 script then

Based

just give the trophy to faze already

Damn liquid already getting shat on

It's c9 all over again

>Stanishit is chocking hard

im so sorry for what's being done to you right now americans

>TL picked Inferno
wew lad Faze could actually 5-0 on these maps

>just snek my shit up senpai

>3 maps of this

haha

this american counter strike meme is REALLY bad.....

>you were born to experience this wonder
best timeline

so this is the power of NA CS

>11-0
>CARRYGAN CARRYING
MY DICK

Are they going to get 16-0'd?

>NA CS

this is just sad

pistols are bretty random, so maybe not

Bo5 over in 50 minutes lmao

Jesus, what is the end game of this script? It just makes NA look like total geeks

WEW LAD

>hahahahaha im only triggerbotting on lan ahahahahaha

holy fug

>niko

HenryG really loves to suck SK's cock, doesn't he?

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Post >yfw NA SCENE

>They honestly thought they were the best team in the world

>NA

does esl staff even monitor their own stream?

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FAZE IS FUCKING GARBAGE

:(

Damn...

RIP 16-0

OT LETS GO LIQUID
USA USA USA

why does nitro have braces, he's 22 years old

Karrigan wants to fucking win today holy shit

NA teeth

Maybe because he finally got enough money to afford them, you privileged little shit

>be ameri
>get sh

twitter.com/betwayesports/status/909487083634470913

>faze blatantly cheating on an na lan

who;s ready to cut off their hands

>amerifats getting btfo in new york days after 9/11
like pottery

generally people who need braces get them for free when they are like 12 years old, it's called public health care

just wait till jdm has to get a back brace because of his fucked up posture