/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

I'm sorry, please forgive me for not using the same color scheme for each and every single one of my vehicles.

>most expensive apartment
>nearest car wash halfway across town

People use carwashes?

you don't?

It's a relaxing experience sometimes

Ok heres the deal. We're getting our cargo from a friendly crew via an airdrop from their Titan you just have to go out and guard it for 18 of the 20 minutes allotted time. Now you're probably thinking "why cant I just blow up the titan and steal the stuff like every other source mission?" You cant because if you do that my ex-wife's lawayer and husband wins

>Asks for a rating
>Gets rated poorly
>Gets upset

Am I gonna die?

enjoy your colon cancer

SC: Chimtastic
Crew: GTAG_PC

spooky

>crush is in passenger seat
>try to play hero by throwing sticky at approaching enemy
>blow myself up

>gets rated
That wasn't even a rating, that was simply lame/10 attempt at banter.

how's this for banter?

Being smug is where it's at

it looks like the one on the left farted and the one on the right just smelled it.

>tfw you see a player using the ''stressed'' mood
fucking disgusting

Are you talking about weird looking shit or blood.
I shat blood before and I'm still ali

>mrcool3000
Coolest random I've seen in my gta life

no, its an outside tear along the sphincter, you can tell because the blood is bright red and only came out at the last moment

a bad internal rip the blood would be really dark redish brown, because it has mixed with the shit

t. not a doctor but an expert on anal sex

Anyone know which hanger is the best to get?
I feel like the 1.2mil hanger at the LSIA would be the most convenient

What garage is this?
I thought all the garages were the big white rooms

Zancudo hangar is pretty alright, in my opinion. Lets you go inside, as well as being very central.

That's the office garage.

>They still haven't added a 4th office garage

All these British cars have really messed up my sorting system.

So the hangers at the LSIA doesn't let you go inside?

BF Weaponized/Custom Injection when?

He meant they allow you to go inside zancudo without getting a wanted level. In my opinion, any hangar is fine but it seems like LSIA is the bigger shitter zone.

ew no

I see.
Never really thought about pieces of shits shitting up your stuff at LSIA

Sorry, I meant going inside Fort Zancudo. You can walk/drive around it and fly over without getting a wanted level.

So all the Zancudo hangers are the same right?
Why are some more expensive than others?

even if someone starts shittery at Zancudo there are troops and tanks everywhiere around
the expensive one looks bigger from the outside? Who knows the fucking R* logic. I went for the cheapest one there as it is closest to my bunker where I mostly reside nowdays, and it's perfectly fine

Location. You could argue the one at the far west is better placed when you take the landing strip into consideration.
That and money sink/bragging rights. People spend money on pointless shit all the time.

>tfw should have bought the murietta heights warehouse instead of the pleb bait La Mesa one

Probably because of the mentality that the more expensive it is the better it is.

I'll do you a favor just because I'm one to actually like cars and I manage just fine with my heaping pile of shit of garages:
>fucked drift tampa; didn't give it gold rims
>chrome super ever
>painted rims on old classics ever
>the APC
>says no reuse of colors, yet he clearly reuses it for Corquette Classic/900R
>fucking up the Nightshade (a fucking easy Chevy Camaro) when you do well on the Coquette (a fucking Corvette)
>your fucking Elegy Retro somehow looking worse than the fucking ricers in your previous garage
>lol 2ensors
>fucking garbage-bin Goodwill attire that's not even following a standard color combination/attire complement; looking like a fucking hooker that just got the only ounce of human decency by some guy giving her a spare shirt and his jacket
>putting a shitty janky tacked on spoiler on a fucking Audi
>black roof on a car - ever.
>weaponizing your tampa ever
>black and white on a fucking rally car
>literal twelve year old spank bank calendar cover garbage - second only to the X80 concept garbage - ever sitting in your garage

And thank the lord I cannot even tell what the fuck is behind that pillar that saves my vision the torment of having to analyze your fucking "excuse" for cars.

If there's even something I'll give you, it's the fact that you somehow managed to make my ricer twenty garage look a fucking joke in comparison to how badly you fuck up your cars, as well as the fact that you have a Bestia and Dubsta (which are underrated), and didn't manage to fuck up the Coquette Blackfin and the Stirling (somewhat). Otherwise, you're pretty much the opposite of Midas in every sense of the word.

Next time you wanna talk shit about someone calling you out for you having a terrible garage, at least have the common decency to know when to back out - especially if the proof against you having a good garage is this fucking embarrassingly obvious.

Does anyone on this thread own the hangar in Zancudo that is closest to the ocean? I'm debating on moving to that one

It's pretty much exactly what you'd figure. I swapped over to it after having the hanger in the middle, and I noticed that it helped me out since I don't have to do aeroplane gymnastics with top handling (don't get it; get smooth or the second best handling) to get onto a runway for at least some stretch of gaining speed.

Get it if you can. It's better just all around, and it saves you the hassle of having to maneuver around bullshit just to get your plane/heli inside the hanger to begin with.

I do, it's pretty good, and easy to get into and out of. The only thing you have to worry about is NPC lazers going by and fucking your shit up if you pull onto the runway without looking.

I'll probably do it then. I own the cheap one in zancudo and I can't land to save my life

Just getting back into this. Is there still no way to permanently delete weapons from your inventory? I'm tired of dying while scrolling through all of the shit weapons I picked up ages ago.

There's a way to "filter" out the weapons you don't want.

This only affects freemode. Come any mission or anything where your loadout isn't restricted, you have to manually go through fucking everything. It's exactly as stupid as it sounds

use the weapons locker in the moc, ceo office, or mc club. if you are too poor to afford any of those you can use a friends moc

>weaponizing your tampa ever
Because we need another shit car with no merits than looks.

A selection from an assortment of collector's items for the sheer benefit of adding more merit to your progress abound a grind-fest shitshow has less than stellar performance compared to what clown-tattooed red eyed munchkins jack off to in their sleep? Who would have figured that you'd offer such a prophetic vision for me in these trying times.

I'd give you the benefit of agreement in saying that the car's got some flaws to its price and all, but in this case the the garage is such a shit show that I'd enjoy a looker - just anything, really - for some assortment of pleasure against what is the equivalent of dirty needles striking my dick down with the fury of all those druggies that used them before behind it.

As for the driving, you must have missed your vocabulary assignment there, sport. Think one of the ten words you had to do for homework was "satisfaction," and that's a pretty good thing to base your sentence around - hell, I'll give you the pleasure:

"That Tampa is a satisfaction to drive - only better if one were to be sucked off by a bitch in the passenger seat while doing so."

See? Not too shabby, if I say so myself.

fuck it, thread's not as dead now, postin' garage!
1/3

2/3

>touching other player's car during races
>their car stands strong as an ox
>somebody else touches my car
>triple barrel roll ahoy

3/3

Hey looking to join ps4 crew

SC:Stefthemaster

your taste in sports classics is acceptable

>tfw you realize only three cars in your primary garage aren't sports classics
feels pretty good. Hell I've been thinking of getting rid of the Comet just because I couldn't find a style that I liked on it, but I'm slightly more happy with it being a racecar than I am a street car. Just annoys me that I can't have one without those fucking fender flares.

Would like to join GTAG on Pc

SC: Chimtastic

>/gtag/ is always dying early

>a fucking porn game general is more active

explain this

>A long winded "stop liking what i don't like"

"injured" mouthbreather mode is where it's at

My main argument is that the normal Tampa doesn't offer much tangible benefit compared to, say, a super car.
The Weaponized Tampa is 1 of 3 vehicles in the game with a driver-operated-turret. The other 2 being the Rhino and the Ultralight, neither of which can go in a garage.
That said, I'm not defending his choice of colors. Gun Running vehicles tend to be ugly.

Post how your character/outfit/vehicle/etc and a music to match its theme.
youtu.be/OLpgtGDwsRs?t=40s

>porn game on a site with a bunch of weirdos
>sandbox game where the (((they))) want you to be a good boy
I don't do porn games, and i havent done gta in a bit, I'm here to shitpost half the time and help people in one manner or another.
Tampa fun edition is pretty good when you use the cannons at a long distance, barely edging on the 150m max range.

The P-45 Nokota doesn't need explosive cannons. Just did some testing and the regular cannons will actually kill level 100+ players in just one shot. Amazing

youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik

Wow look, this guy manged to have different color scheme for every car, and they don't look like total shit! Grow some taste

>new Kill Bill movie where The Bride dies never ever

can you add up tatoos, or is it one per area?
so could i have makeshift sleeve with individual tatoos or would it have to be one whole sleeve design?

>There are actual people who customize their virtual car to like the first picture that comes up when they google the name

each limb is made up of sections (Arms have upper,lower, and hand sections) and Tats take up one or more of each section. As long as they dont overlap you can put what you want

I'm guilty of googling the real world counterparts of cars and pulling colors and options from them. They typically look best though, so what can you do.

SC: Five_Am_Caffeine
Crew: GTAG_PC
Can I get an invite?
Thought I posted in the last thread but must've forgotten.

when is the next gtag money ddrop

>Neckbeards like anime tiddy more than they like KILLing

More news at 10

It's everyday bro

Some of my cars aren't able to have their custom LSC license plate changed, only cars purchased after the license plate created can have it added.

Is there a way to fix that? Rockstar support just keeps saying to reinstall the iFruit app, which hasn't done a thing.

Stupid question, can I renovate my bunker without losing the 2M of upgrades?
I know relocation consumes the upgrades, but if I want to add living quarters, does it consume them?

Pissed that hackers and modders can run free, but I still cant pretend to be a police officer with my GTAO character

it probably does
just be safe and do a sale before doing anything

The upgrades, not the stock or supplies or whatever.
I'll play it safe and leave it alone. I don't need the living quarters anyway.

I'll let you pretend to be a cop. Just remember, I don't respect the law.

wait what upgrades
if you mean like the three for stock production and shit then it still might just eat them
use the occams razor of shitty design choices
if it doesn't really make sense and can take more money then that is probably what will happen

It's weird being used as a reference of something good on this general, you usually get ignored or lambasted into the ground. Cheers for that.

>roleplaying as Baby
>do jobs for Simeon to steal cars
>try not to highjack anyone off the street, only steal from parking lots
>don't even have an apartment
I'm eternally poor and I might have autism, but this is some of the most fun I've had in this game in years

That may be autistic as fuck, but godamn if it isn't fun sounding. If only this game didn't require so much killing.

Reminds me of back when I roleplayed an alcoholic ex-cop. I dressed really shabby, drove a beater car (Stallion) had a decommissioned police Stainer, and got shit faced drunk before each and every job I did.

Who else has a level 1 female character that they're never going to use?

Totally have seen that character before.

youtube.com/watch?v=NhPf6BHaCOk

Yep, except I glitched her up to 120 back when that was really easy and not bannable
All she has to her name is a Paleto Bay and a pickup truck

yup. did it when that vid was uploaded, but never played with that character.

I had one during my time in dedgen simply to collect the seasonal clothing but recently I started using them on occasion after I switched to PC.

I made a female character to do a beer hat glitch back on PS3. I player as her sometimes to make cute outfits and check out the new clothing every update

Who would have been good?

Bill Burr is the obvious choice as he already worked with R* on GTA IV.

>ask in a gtag session if anyone wants to help me sell bunker
>6 people helping out
>3 monster trucks being escorted by 3 jets and a helicopter
only pic i took and you can't see anything, but that felt fucking awesome. you guise is coo.

requesting PS4 crew invites
SC: spplmj