/ink/ - Splatoon General

Last chance to vote for the winner of the first round of FRESH to IMPRESS. Voting ends when the next Salmon Run shift begins.

Yes. It has burst bomb and succ bomb launcher. I like toxic mist too much to give it up though.

sup dot

>inkjet is garbage
>still a high tier special after two nerfs

do you have a source? what are low tier specials?

you know this game is dying when we're hitting image limit before bump limit regularly

Did you get my telepathic vote?

Whoops.
strawpoll.me/13947812/

Baller
Bomb launcher
Stingray

>Baller
>Bomb launcher
>Stingray
>Bad
>Inkjet
>Good
Opinion discarded

>1 person voted for my woomy

>Stingray
stopped reading right there

Most of these look so samey

>stingray
>bad
Pre-update maybe
But now I feel like I actually need to try to dodge it now

so did everyone else.
because it was the last word.

dummy.

youtube.com/watch?v=_u75ZH_KeVY

this sounds terrible

the spaghettis all look unique

youtube.com/watch?v=4KBi2RjzXc8

name a better gorillaz x splatoon mashup. I'll wait.

>check quad league leaderboards
>fuckload or aero RG

Woomy: Woomy.

Name a worse one.

Baller was buffed to insanity, they're maining the Baller and not the weapon.

imagine a woomy crying while saying woomy

>he can't beat low tier specials
>he can't aim with a high tier special
Objective shitter detected

you name a good one first

i'll wait

how about a good mash up instead? youtube.com/watch?v=F2nOxjdehMo

If a baller doesn't splat you, it knocks you off the map.

Glad someone made the pun already. Tho I have to agree with the other user a bit, as much as I love both Gorillaz and Splatoon, this doesn't really work. There's also disappointingly little smash-ups of those two. A version of Clint Eastwood with Del replaced by idols might work?

What is the most objectively unfresh piece of gear and why is it the power armor

you mean like people with burst bombs?
every time i see one of them they just spam two bombs onto me from afar

what if the respawn machine broke during turf war

>virgin squid detected

I see you skipped over the Toni Kensa lineup. It's okay, my eyes glaze over when I see them as well.

the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme is more laid back about going to have a relaxing time with your rich relatives, where Calimari Inkantation is more of a high intensity song where you are defeating a giant octopus menace once and for all. Those don't mash up good at all. It sounds okay though

imgur.com/TUpNuUM

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Why does /ink/ hate Toni Kensa gear so much? Are they just memeing and being contrarian for the point of being contrarian? It can't even be because of the coldblooded since ability drinks exist.

>power armor
>face mask
>squiddor polo
>mint dakroniks

Any others?

The samurai headgear is the worst.

Pretty much. I'm running bomb defense hardcore now.

If you had Marie for dinner what would you feed her besides "all the eggs xdd"

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It's just that one faggot. None of the Toni Kensa gear I have has Cold-Blooded anymore, since I bought the alternatives off Splatnet. They do make a lot of sweaters though.

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Toni Kensa has the most stylish gear but it has cold-blooded. But based on the results of the fashion contest, it seems they have shit taste anyway.

i want to buy this

>2 cracks before I've even hit the line
>Can't even take the fucking splat zone on Kelp Dome
What the fuck am I supposed to do here, I keep getting blasted far outside my range

post the other one

Reminds me of those fags who picked weapons theyd never use until it got Kraken in Splatoon

>None of the Toni Kensa gear I have has Cold-Blooded anymore, since I bought the alternatives off Splatnet.

The main ability? They never had CB as the default, but instead it's the likely sub ability for that brand.

This, I feel like everyone is well outside my range.

>2 fucking gootubers and a dynamo on my team
I'm going to fucking end it.

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Who cares then? I use an ability drink if I'm going for subs on a piece of gear I like, and I never pay attention to the brand affinity.

Or that one image of the 3K and the Burst Bombs changing places.

i want to be a doctor for woomies and they listen to whatever I say

Has Salmon Run conditioned anyone else to just go ouch as an immediate reflexive reaction to dying?

That's why I like a bit of throwing range for my splatbombs

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>tfw I mained a weapon with the baller long before it got buffed, and now everybody's bitching about it
The baller's still not that good either since it's still easy to break them and get killed soon afterwards, and people always run away when I start to detonate it

DEATH MATCH!

Last team standing wins

Did you know that if you commit suicide you don't get another life in the Splatoon universe? You just die and stay dead forever.

I thought that was interesting.

Buff Baller to say it crushed you instead of splatted you when you kill a guy by rolling over them.

I just got my third crack.
I can't fucking carry these 0-Splat Aerosprays, I don't want to fucking derank goddammit.

That's definitely a problem for me as well on Kelp Dome, I hate that second floor, I don't get why people bitched about Moray Towers when this existed on Splatoon 1.

Oh shit dude thats really helpful, thanks a bunch

What's your rank?

Are these Splatfest references or something?

do you know that woomies insides are really goopy almost like jello and their blood is the same color as their ink

They're just jealous they don't get to have black and white ink.

_S

the faggots that liked kelp dome only liked it because it was great for their crutch weapons back in the original
but with that gone, that map is shit for everybody

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splatlings still tear it up on kelp dome ;^)

>he has yet to suffer
Come back when you're this guy

who actually uses that haircut in the lower right

I guess some crutch weapons made it through

That dress at the end is not available on Splatoon 2 yet, is it?

I used like every weapon on Kelp Dome. It was my favorite map from the first game because no weapon was at a strict advantage over the other and is laid out well

I would not be able to take that

There's the derank. Two rollers with 0 splats and a 100-0 KO
I'm about to shoot myself senpai

Official /ink/ Special Weapon Tier List

God Tier:
Sting Ray
High Tier:
Inkjet
Ink Armor
Baller
Mid Tier:
Bomb Rush
Tenta Missiles
Low Tier:
Bubble Blower
Ink Storm
Panic Button Shitter Garbage:
Splashdown

Anyone who this list is inaccurate better provide their own. And anyone that puts Splashdown anywhere else is a shitter.

I do. I actually don't. I just wanted to make a spag with that hairstyle and attempt to make it work. I ended up with JC Denton instead.

i like to make a silent takedown

S+1 shitter detected

>because no weapon was at a strict advantage over the other
Fucking lol, Chargers and Splatlings own the stage.

No, I'm fairly sure it's just Callie making a pickle cock and Marie trying to make instant ramen classy.

he looks pretty hip with the tinted shades

Tell that to Fuzzy.