Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Blog:blog.dota2.com/
Lore:dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides:steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator:dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene:wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
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opendota.com/
datdota.com/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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anime

First for poo poo pee pee hahahahahahaha XD but seriously though Dota 2 rocks

dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/fd/Anti_brother_01.mp3
>terrorblade was going to be AM's brother in lore
>instead we get double hell 3edgy5u shrek whn u c me man
D I S A P P O I N T M E N T

>but seriously though Dota 2 rocks

Now I know you are trolling.

Except he still would have been double hell 3edgy5u shrek whn u c me man. He would have just had a few voice lines about AM.

are you sure? I just think that Dota 2 is fun man. I run around as Brew master and kill people with little brew people :D

I am so frustrated by dota 2. I hate that the game pivots on the cores. Its horrible. I like playing roaming support but that position is just so aids sometimes.

How am I supposed to gank a core that has nearly double my levels and triple my fucking net worth?

WHAT IS THE CORRECT WAY TO PLAY DOTA AS A NON-CORE POSITION!?

PLEASE someone post conjuration cokesports edit

There are too many esports happening!

You gotta pick the right support, some supports can function well at all parts of the game while others work well with cancer (Lich, Ogre magi); I personally run with Venge in my pubs as she's very versatile.

Since when did EG dominate dota

twitter.com/DotACapitalist/status/909603609364504577

Our boy Cap got 7k

>sumail AM

>sumail using AMD Ryzen

wew

>sv is an esports now
bye dotards

intel shills eternally btfo

Watching someone get every single last hit under a tower is so satisfying

>sumail not missing a single creep under tower with no quelling blade

Im fucking cumming

terrorblades revenge for dota 2 when

feed me dotards

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>blogging everything you watch
lmao streamfags are so retarded

original CM poster here, where'd ya find the pasta i made? archives?
also i'm disappointed you don't have pics that shows rylai's slutiness

is Bounty "Hunter" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Hunter" doesn't look like a hunter to me, hell Rikimaru is more of a hunter compared to this slut

oh wow, you're like a d2g celebrity. I saved it a long time ago, like around the 700 patch when it was posted at the top of every thread.

>don't have pics that shows rlyai's slutiness
she's kissing a dog! (I do have dozens of other CM pics, but I didn't want to post anything too lewd in a SFW board)

I want to die d2g

Me too

Wow look at this hotshot who thinks out memes, how could we ever live without you and only you spamming a sentence every thread

>Want to play Terrorblade due to /d2g/ memeing him up
>Can't stop laughing at every dialogue due to /d2g/

Fuck you guys

based forced memers

dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/53/Terr_demon_18.mp3

Since the csgo general died or i dont know what his name is, she has a big pair and since she trew away the glasses she looks really nice

>pic related

>SHELLFISH

Why is wearing ripped up homeless people pants styling again?

S H R E K

you should ask Veeky Forums

>am gets aghs
>rubick tries to spell steal
Does am get rubick's last spell?

mmm

Really makes you think

>next patch is going to make dota good again

heh

i've been hoping for this for the last 3 years and every patch lets me down desu

>relax dude, it's a pub

How do i carry as dk?

LAMO RANGED CLEAVE
LAMO FREE VANGUARD
get blink, mjollnir, silver edge, ac/linkens, s&y/halberd not necessarily in that order
You should find an excuse to ult every time it's off cooldown. You should get at least one kill or one tower every ult.

you don't
build yourself as an aura carrier and be immortal

the only way to make dota good again is to make supports poor and useless

i remember those days, im never going back

>t. TA firstpicker

Is there anything more boring than competitive CS dotards? I tried watching it when I was bored and almost fell asleep.

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competitive smash

>shronk wen u c me amiryt hahhaha
gets me everytime

>shronk wen u c me
I snorted

haven't played in a while, i hear necro is good what items/role

great meme lamo

If you're going to play necro just stay gone

>plays super loud
You think this is funny you fucking faggot?

zyori actually did it

he removed the sniff video from the entire internet

i didnt even know such a thing was possible

i also laughed as shit when i triggered conjuration

try League of Babies

Have ever fell asleep in a middle of game?
I'm interested at you user, tell me everything about yourself.

i wanna pull up her skirt and slide my dick in her panties but since this is a dota 2 thread, yeah.
it was when i was playing ogre.
the enemy was so ahead that my team had to farm and go outside while im semi-afk trying to stun whoever tries to kill my carry.
i took like 3 minutes nap then i immediately woke up because i realized that im playing a dota game,
i was awake as fuck after that nap, felt good.

>50 minutes
>only 16 kills
the average chinkdota game

this nigga better join fpl now

>grant constantly butting in with all the pros saying stuff despite no one acknowledging or responding to him
does this guy think he's "one of the boys" and that he gets the right to participate in the mutual asslicking that is the "professional scene"?

*teleports yourself behind you*

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i had the same scenario.
dragged games a really boring

mason and sumail seem to like him. Anyway, you're the one getting concerned with the internal drama of a bunch of nerds playing computer games, so not sure where your attitude is coming from.

You cant say you don't sniff your dick and balls once in a while

what is that filthy looking humanoid?

anyone have the picture of him keeping his dreads in a plastic bag?

In your eye

what a throw

got you famalam

zyori is seriously a disgusting human being, both inside and out

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man who made this pic? i honestly admire the effort

>20 years later, /d2g/ is still shitting on zyori

hey zyori hows irrelevancy with memeduck?

he deserves much worse, but eternal obscurity and mediocrity will have to do

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>7.07
>Arcane Orb now pierces spell immunity

>7.07
>Arcane Orb now works on building

that pic blew my mind six ways to Sunday
>Axe raped Traxex and sired Yurnero
>Pudge and Undying are besties
>all that juicy lore, excluded from Dota 2
dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/c7/Jug_ability_waste_01.mp3

this is some advanced autism

>play spiritbreaker
>mindlessly q anyone that walks past midpoint of lane
>win
dotards?

Dotards give me one reason I shouldn't kill myself

>play techies
>wander the map aimlessly
>plant mines or stasis traps at feet whenever they are off cooldown
>2 hours go by
>win
>never even saw an enemy
Todsard?

Is dota finished?

You will never get to play the dueling fates update.

Why must that shit be capslocked at all times?

Mate I don't even have this dogshit game installed

Then what are you complaining about?

>that awkward underhand "shuffle" he does on his man parts with both hands
every time

smash can get pretty hype, but the game is fucking ancient and the same people always place top 8 every time just about

>Abaddon killed Uther and stole Frostmourne from Arthas
Gotta love Warcraft fanfiction

SILT TREASURES WILL BE DELETED ONCE THE BP ENDS, GO SELL THEM NOW!!!!!!!