/utg/ - Undertale general

Neither Asriel or Flowey are as cute as Alphys, Asgore or Chara

Now I wait for the incoming butthurt

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Yes!

I disagree with you but respect your opinion!

what if someone liked your soul so much
that they wanted to put your soul into their own soul

whatever that means

very yes

>Those results
Holy shit.

I love utg's taste!

I can't believe that Asgore took Asriel and Frisk to six flags

Do you wanna have a dad time

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>best ship and the canon ship on top
everything went better than expected

I like the idea of people being happy, but she does have a point about the dead kids. Asgore is ooc here with being all nonchalant about them, he would take that seriously and promise that the kids would be absolutely safe and that he would never kill them.

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he is a cool kid

a very cute cool kid

I mean you could also agure that Toriel has no business taking care of children considering she was massively neglectful and abandon seven of them to die but its a joke comic and not meant to be taken seriously so relax a bit.

Toriel knows that Asgore isn't going to murder Frisk or Asriel. Shes not retarded, shes just giving him shit.

this is the weirdest sort of metaphysical porn

>so relax a bit
Buddy, I was just pointing out it was not lore friendly. You should take it down a couple notches with the memes.

It'll probably come up again in a serious way, like the plan did, but for now it's fun to see Asgore being unabashedly happy. Morose melancholy is fine and fits him but it's tiring to always just see that, especially since his personality is more than fitting for just having some fun.

Which Undertale has the most powerful erogenous bullet patterns and which Undertale has the most sensitive to erogenous bullet patterns soul?

>memes
What memes? Everything I said there is true.
Toriel knows that Asgore only killed people for a reason and isn't just going to murder how own son and what seems like his adopted son

flowey being eaten by a goat!

Of course he'd murder them. He'd slay them both at videogames

Toriel eating Flowey to remove as a bad influence from Frisk's life!

He can be legitimately upset about it but still recognize if Toriel's just using it as an eventual excuse. Being nonchalant towards someone behavior and attitude is different from being nonchalant towards the subject.
It really shouldn't apply here as a comparison when it's not like he was supposed to look after those six kids or anything.

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>especially since his personality is more than fitting for just having some fun.
He seems more like a serious dadguy to me in game, and he would probably take everyone's words seriously. Not to mention he still greatly respects Toriel in game.
Well memed my friend.

i.imgur.com/YI83Fo8.png

>He seems more like a serious dadguy to me in game
Did you not talk to him during the TP ending or see him in the Q&A? He makes all kinds of jokes with Alphys and Undyne

>Being nonchalant towards someone behavior and attitude is different from being nonchalant towards the subject.
I don't believe that honestly. You generally take things seriously if it's something serious that happened in your personal past.
I talked to him, he just didn't come across as a jokester to me.

>Well memed my friend.
Oh you're just shit posting.

fyi he even says in the tags that hes going to do a serious Asgore arc soon but this is just a silly comic. Stop getting angry about it

fuckin delet

>that artist

>I don't believe that honestly.
Too bad for you, but it's how many people end up operating to prevent others from controlling them for their past mistakes. It's typical to see that sort of manipulation in relationships and it's not considered healthy or particularly accepted thing.

Yes please.

It's almost 2018 and neither Dart nor Frisk are in Playstation All Stars Battle Royale
What the fuck is wrong with this world

Goats eat anything!
Don't feel bad for him, he finally found his mother's warmth again.

I'm not shitposting or angry user. Perhaps you should take a break if I'm getting you upset like this.
>Too bad for you, but it's how many people end up operating to prevent others from controlling them for their past mistakes
That seems like a paranoid thing to think user. I'm not kidding. You really should take serious things seriously if they happened to you. I'm not saying "hurr let people manipulate you". Besides, Toriel's just concerned for her kids.

>toriel killing anyone
not canon, she couldn't even kill someone to save her entire race

>Besides, Toriel's just concerned for her kids.
Not canon. Toriel would never care about a child's life

The joke of course here is that Toriel's paranoid. Not for particularly invalid reasons, but still paranoid.

Ha ha! Well memed my friend. Can you post some Dat Boy next?

Wow, I can taste the butthurt in this post

Just seems like decent concern for her kids to me, but whatever.
>Butthurt
No, I'm laughing at how hard you're memeing actually. It's making me smile.

We get it, you don't like anyone saying anything bad about Toriel. Just ignore it instead of making yourself look dumb by trying to troll them back and failing.

user you're being paranoid. It's a common thing to see toriel memes like this on /utg/. Asgore has memes, Undyne has memes and Toriel has memes. Relax. I'm just giving playful banter.

>I'm laughing at how hard you're memeing actually.
Toriel abandoned six children to die because she didn't care enough about them to try and save them after they rejected her.
She ditched Frisk to die and told them not to come back and didn't actually end up protecting Frisk from anything because she was too wishy washy to actually show up in any ending but one where Frisk wasn't in danger anyways.

These are canon. Please don't get offended when people make light of Toriel or joke about it. Thank you

It's a conspiracy! Mom and Dadfags working together to poison the water supply with gotechildren to turn Anons Bisexual!

Anyways if we're done getting mad about jokes

Post cool skeletons

Don't fight, you guys.

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>Please don't get offended when people make light of Toriel or joke about it.
user I'm not offended though. I'm just saying you are making me smile with memes.
Kek.
No one is mad though.

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shut up toriel

Shut up Sans

>momfags are actually Toriel defending herself
>dadfags are actually Undyne and Alphys defending Asgore
>the ones that just talk nice about Asgore and post cute not lewd pictures is Undyne and the ones that talk about wanting to fuck him is Alphys
Someone make a comic about this
Bonus
>have Sans being the one that posts "Papyrus is cool"
>Flowey being the one saying Chara did nothing wrong
>Mettaton being the one that posts sexy MTTs
>Napstablook being the nicefags

>Frisk is the one saying Frisk x Flowey is best ship

>Napstablook being the nicefags
I'm somehow not okay with this.

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I'm the godking of /utg ask me anything.

Will the bully ever make the spider cry so hard that spideranon can't fix things

>Flowey spamming Friskriel pics.

Are you happy?

Are you Toby Fox?

That's the only way I'd accept you as king.

Why do you hate me?

No unless they do something truly despicable that would result in the Bully being banned
Sometimes.
I am everyone and everything.
Because you eat cookies in the bed without tidying up.

Would Asgore take me to Six Flags

>I am everyone and everything.
So you're Toby Fox, but you're also everyone else other than Toby Fox. That makes you less than 0.00001% Toby Fox.

False King!

>So you're Toby Fox, but you're also everyone else other than Toby Fox. That makes you less than 0.00001% Toby Fox.
Wrong. I am 100% everyone including Toby.

False king False king False king!

Asgore would help you achieve six frags.

But that means that you're me too!

That means you're also them!

You are me. I am Toby. We are all Toby. So by calling us false king you are actually calling Toby a false king.
Yes.

All of us are the /utg/ kings!

>multiple kings
This is going to end in homicide, isn't it

Not if I can help it. I love you.

No bootle will remain unsnooped

>tfw I'm not everyone, just myself
Oh, okay.

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You're not yourself, you're ball game

OH NO, IT CANNOT BE!

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

So how many people actually live in Waterfall, and where are their houses

Round-Robin Regicide

A lot of fishes
Underwater

Picking up the baby spider!
Sneaking the baby spider into Alphys and Undyne's house at night when the baby spider is sleeping!
The baby spider waking up because she had a bad dream and realizing she's in a strange house and crying!
The police arriving just in time to rescue the baby spider from Alphys and Undyne, who were reported as having kidnapped the baby spider!
Alphys and Undyne not only going to prison but being barred from ever adopting a child, ever, just when they had finally gotten the paperwork done and they were going to visit the orphanage the next day!
Alphys and Undyne crying and the baby spider being very afraid to go to sleep lest she get kidnapped again!

But can the Spider stop Gaster from breaching all dimensions, causing them to fall apart, just for the sake of making a perfect cup of coffee!?

Fuck off Toriel

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"undergame" sound like slang for what lovers might do under the table

I wanna poke various drugs into Asriel so he becomes all limp and barely conscious, drooling thing I can grab and drag around without any resistance!

What if the spider's so cute that she makes everyone else feel really ugly and cry themselves to sleep every night because they feel so very ugly and think that they can never be loved because they are so ugly in comparison to the spider

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