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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
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>Patch notes (OB58)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?56935-Open-Beta-59-Patch-Notes-September-20th-2017

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
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>Paladins VIP
paladins.com/vip/

>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>OP Template
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Previous thread:

I want to Dragon Punch Fernando's face!

and smite

and global agenda

and Tribes

And Knuckles.

Why is Hi-Rez killing this games esport scene for a quick buck?

I want churchhill to be a qt skeleton in dapper clothing

No

threadly reminder.

>YWN give Maeve a place to stay off the streets
>YWN slowly earn her trust as she begins to relax around you
>YWN watch her nervously admit feelings
>YWN cuddle with her
>YWN notice that at first she always slept in a fetal position but over time stretch out because she feels safer
>YWN give her head scritches

why live

why is willo so fuckin ugly

Pretty sure I've seen this exact scenario in one of Fenoxo's games.

Her crew needs her to be there for them.

She would never leave her family for you.

Willo's father is a species of onion people her fairy mother mistook for a dildo.

>not killing her crew in an "accident" so she only has you left in the wold

>had a cock

Fuck that whore and fuck Fenoxo.

>not helping her and her crew to oceans 11 tier heists

>not liking cocks
Faggot.

But I'm pretty sure there were several "gain a girl's trust and give her cuddles and head pats" scenarios, including cockless.

If you think the attempts to hurt to my angel with stories and images of obvious falsehood will achieve anything whatsoever, you're sorely wrong.
Nothing and no one will take me apart from her, not your disgusting fiction, not your childish insults and mocking, not anything. No force in this world is strong enough to harm the sanctity of our love.
Finally, I want to thank those that are supportive of our feelings, as I want only what is fair, which is to proclaim my immeasurable love for my perfect wife without being reprimanded.

shes not ugly
her hair is just shite

This is Scylla, terror of the deep, say something nice about her! or else...

...

We JUST got another new toon announced, fuck another one, where are the new damn maps?

Anons pls

I'd take her dogcocktentacles to the hilt.

Next patch/Halloween patch we are presumably getting a new/old game mode and new maps

Churchill better be just Winston Churchill

>another fucking hitscan machine gun
I'd love a gangster, but please god no.

but user
if it's a chubby skeleton dressed like Churchhill with a cigar, then that's good enough

Should I get the hemlock willo skin now?

if that's true then explain why she's so fuckin ugly
checkmate

...

I want a hitscan machinegun tank that isn't Ruckus.

SAY HELLO

I once got a rifle for my lover. Best trade I ever made.

>Wanting another male champ after 3 in a row.
WHERE ARE THE SEMEN DEMONS HIREZ!

Holt please listen to this user

but we had 3-4 females in a row user

>he doesn't want to mate with Chimston Wurthill

you must be some kind of nancy boy

I just want her pusy.

yes, so now after 3 males in a row we should get another female again.

>not wanting her love
bro, do you even waifu

this

Got you covered, this is your next tank.

Right, sorry. Here you go.

>forced 50 does not exi---
650 elo difference between myself and the lowest guy.

Not cute enough

I defended the essence addition but I really can't defend VIP. What's the point in putting four different currencies in the game, one of them being a literal higher payment tier than crystals?

VIP doesn't really need defending. It's cosmetics only. Go be angry somewhere else.

>guru lost most of my matches for this day
That's kind of a bummer.

There's already gold and crystals for cosmetics. What's the point in adding VIP?

So, how about that Battleborn, huh? Poor bastards barely made a year.

But there's already gold and crystals for that. This is essentially making crystals less useful and adding another layer of microtransactions

>3 Male champion with masks
>no masked gal

Where is my damn shy gal, hirez?

Seris.

Seris isn't a shy girl tho

Most new skins will be crystals/chests only.

VIP is still premium, but is more common than crystals, allowing them to add minor new cosmetics without shitting up chests with garbage nobody wants, like dances, emotes, sprays, top play intros, etc etc. Like, nobody is ever going to spend money on a dance chest; but that stuff would fit perfectly in the VIP store though, along with other minor things like recolours.

What if, in the future, she has masks.
Demonic already does, if you think about it.

>Seris
>shy

The only bigger slut is Ying

>blindfold
>mask

???

Because they're jews that want some easy money.

Less fabric = less effort needed to cast shadow travel.

>No more pixie coming here with free codes
RIP
maybe if we become Paladins and Strike...

True that they could've just release skins that are available for gold but that would mean 75% of the playerbase now have easy access to those new skin, making them worthless and essentially a lot of work for no profit(scream jew all you want, they still need to operate and they can't just release new skins for free).

The VIP system is not perfect but it's fair enough. All player can grind to unlock VIP stuff or they can pay to unlock them. Crystal is still useful too since you can buy VIP with crystals and get some free VIP points while you're at it.

Plus, starting next month(or in a few weeks) everyone can bet on the PPL teams and get more free VIP points.

She's banned from coming here by management because anons impersonate her, and hirez doesn't want people to get confused or spread misinformation.

I want my Slimegirl

>easy access
75% of the playerbase needs gold to buy heroes and chests for essence. Barely any F2P players have enough gold to throw it at cosmetics, unless they've invested a lot of time in the game, and at that point I think they deserve to have some "easy access" skins. This just introduces a new currency that both old and new players have to start farming anew.

Do NOT call my girl like that. She is not such a thing.

And people want her as waifu.

>tfw your seris loses you the game that was an easy win almost
I am so mad, plat shitters are so braindead and dumb

How are people bad at Seris? Use Soul Collector + the card that heals you when you heal others + the card that heals you when you rend soul and you're literally invincible

Why is Ying so sexual?

this, grab cooldown stuff aswell

I want a loli slimegirl.

You're right. Ying's a virgin-hunter. That's completely different from a slut.

>Use Soul Collector
What did he mean by this?

>tfw a plat
Pls don't bully.

I do agree that the VIP system isn't really the best way to do stuff but trying to add a way to grind for skins without screwing themselves up is rather hard. If they make it available for gold, quite a lot of people(I don't know the percentage) will be able to get the skins for free. It might only be a few thousand out of the total playerbase but that'd already mean quite a lot of loss in profit.

At the end of the day, I guess this is what they settled with. Since it's cosmetics only I can't really find any reason to get angry about. Getting the VIP points is straightforward enough, it's not like it'd confuse people.

>VICTORY
>+5 TP
>DEFEAT
>- 17 (SEVENTEEN!) TP
Got top everything btw, so it's not a bad performance.

>not enjoying 3000+ hp
>not picking something up to increase your own survivability, thus allowing you to heal people for longer
It's literally her best legendary, the other notable one that increases your heal range is unnecessary most of the time and Soul Collector usually leads to you healing more because you're not dying

>dying on Seris, even with mortal reach

how

Idk, he did decent, but healed once every next year and just kept dying over and over somehow

Ill bully you all i want when its my masters promo game

So for a new champ /palg/ wants
>loli
>dapper skeleton
>tank riding loli/shota
>actual Churchill
>masked females
>goo girls

>No Robot girl
shit taste

A smart team will gang up on you, which Soul Collector helps with a lot

Just make a loli Churchill dressed in a dapper skeleton costume that can summom goo pets.

I wish "champion details" displayed the current cooldowns on my skills with card/item reductions applied.

yes Holt, can you make them? pretty please? I promise I'll be nice to other players.

The Robo-ying costume sated their boners for a short while.
Though we probably won't get an actual robot and have to settle for golems and constructs (Inara and BK, for example).

Stop. Now.

I thought it was a decent compromise.
Cuts down her target range from the entire cast down to three.

>been playing nothing but Jenos for a week
>haven't played Seris in forever
>been saving for Demon skin though
>decide to practice with her since I'll be using that slutty skin a lot once it drops
>fully restoring health from 5 to 100 on a three second cooldown
>healing myself to full with my own heals and F abilities
>spamming projectiles at everyone
Holy shit I forgot how fun this slut was.

She does not lead the foul lifestyle you describe.
Cease this nonsense at once.

Fuck off idiot

Any PoC of fine taste wants a vampire champion wine connoisseur.

>literally just winston churchil
>he has no idea how he ended up there
>he takes fall damage and has very low hp, but can crouch

Talus, Buck, and Fernando?

Correct.
I was wondering if anyone else would think that way as well.

no idea brah

Is Talus virgin? This is important.

>Lex sucks now
>Maeve has gone back to being the best flanker bar none
>every other flanker but Skye and Androxus are just plain terrible
What have you done Hi-Rez