League of legends general /lolg/

>playing league past the age of 25
if you're not getting paid for it, you're fucking pathetic

Im leaving off to another country to start college in no joke, 15 minutes aziranon.

I'm fucking happy as shit

D5 is a great place. only need a 70% winrate to climb

Hey guys this is my wife Orianna, please feel free to dump a load on her.

>tfw no qt petite gf

QT bug girl champion fucking when? I kno rek'sai is QT but I need MORE

So it seems like we're actually getting a reroll on Your Shop.

Nice

>Cucking assassin babs with Tahm support
>Shielding everybody with locket for ~600 points and giving the adc more healing with stone born

Wait, does stonebone proc ardent?

This'll be a blast.

I'm 23

I hope you enjoy it!

Rek'sai better get that fucking skin from the star guardian invasion event.

>On
>Not In

Have fun raising our robo babies cucky.

>shop gets reset
>I actually wanted temple Jax

fuk

>does stonebone proc ardent?
it does, which is why most Morgana support players take it now.

it's not getting reset, they're just fixing it
it broke the loot feature somehow

God I wish that were me. Ahri, that is.

>We just took Your Shop down. We are aware of an issue with the deals, at the moment. We are working on an update to get it up, ASAP. Hopefully, the update will yield better results for all.

Is what some Rioter said about it.

I would never marry her but Sona would be a great pump and dump.

wait theres a shop? wut?

I was playing blind pick earlier, locked in Jinx and my support locked in Ziggs. I had to dodge.

Right now I'm just hoping that over time everyone will forget about this one

Ganbarimasu!

>wanting to be a girl instead of putting your dick in a girl
pleb detected

>Your Shop has been removed due to a problem

How did they fuck up?

Tahm Kench is my chub catfish bf!

Don't worry they'll forgot about it just like people forgot about Ezreal Taric.

robo-impregnation is actually a minor fetish of mine.

the thought of a robot loving you to the point of installing a artificial womb

Just submit a ticket requesting the deal back if you don't get it again.

Everybody got Temple Jax, Pickpocket Twitch, Frosted Ezreal, etc.

I'm able to empathize with you Jinxfags a bit. I don't think a lot of the people here realize that Riot could Yordle their waifu any second.

Jinx is cuddly and cute

Trundle is my bara troll bf!

almost everyone got some variation ofjax/twitch/lucian etc even if they didn't play them this season

some lewd Poppers
i.imgur.com/KQnKlPp.png

Jinx is ZIGGD

Nanomachines son.

and then being clueless as to how the impregnation process works?

Me on the lower right.

I posted the wrong webm but whatever, lolbabs etc

TRUNDLE PLEASE FRELJORDIAN WOMEN FOR FREE

Well that's not disturbing as all fuck...

Ezreal Taric is age-old though. No one but lore autists actually cared about that comic

can jax top anymore? i only ever see him jungle

NO HE DOES NOT HE PLEASE ME FOR FREE!!

was rumble not running torch?

>do my best giving everyone shields
>peel riven and lee sin away from my adc
>provide/deny vision of and around objectives
>give myself up so my team can escape in tough situations
>jinx gets 4 honors while i get none

Besides Syndra which League girls would probably spend time at a gloryhole?

What league
I'm in high gold and I usually get an honor or two if I play well

when I looked at the icon I thought the cloth was like yoga pants or some shit and he had been skipping leg day since the day he was born

??????????

Low gold / high silver. Not even my adc honored me.

Why are adcucks so entitled?

S-sauce.

If you think I mean ignite you're a moron.

No, he was.

Of course.

I have no idea what you meant

The closest I can think of is Blackfire Torch but that's a 3v3 item from like four years ago

>entitled
because you are literally one tenth as useful as you think you are.

Is this correct?

Order of potential carrying
>ADC
>Mid
>Top
>Jungle

meaning ADC is easiest to carry with if you dont fuck up etc

>Kayn will never phase through your bedroom wall and seduce you after waking you up

feels bad tbqh.

Holy shit that rumble and tristana are fucking abysmal players.

thats kinda just plain creepy

Im talking about more about androids than robots then i guess. Something like Pic Related is more my speed

>Jinx.jpg
also I'm waiting for the day someone draws her dressed as this girl

I would put Jungle above Top but everything else is correct

Jesus those are incredible. Never stop drawing these.

>Not raping you from inside your bed.
>Not raping you from inside your own body

>its another classic episode of Teammates Don't Want The Free Baron After We Ace Them

Says the person who gets insta killed once mommy stops holding their hand

ty

...

>Rhaast will never phase through the bedroom wall, pushes and holds you down while he pounds your ass without any lube

Just started reading Ayn Rand and watching Jordan Peterson videos about individualism

Is top lane for me?

>strong archetypal alpha characters
>individualists who dont take from the community
>not greedy
>makes there own bed

>feed 3 kills to kayn top by 18 mins
>win anyway because he goes blue
i will never stop laughing at assassinfags

stupid china dogs in my NORTH AMERICAN GAMES
FUCK OFF SLIT EYED PIGS
DIAOYU ISLANDS BELONG TO JAPAN

>its another condescending support thinks that they matter
Fuck off you monkey. Besides, I dont even play adc. Im also diamond 3, you arent even playing the same fucking game as me you goon ass.

Are there champs that you find you never use your flash on? I'm thinking Janna.

Would it be dumb to take another summoner spell? I'm thinking heal and exhaust while the adc takes barrier.

Tell them to stop speaking Japanese.

Works every time.

>started reading ayn rand
they can talk the talk but can't walk the walk, because quite frankly the walk is dumb as fuck.

>I dont even play adc
Then you have no idea the difference between a good adc who is poking out the enemy laners and the shitty ones who just stand behind you

if they belong to japan why would you call them diaoyu islands? you should call them senkaku islands.

user. You arent even platinum.

You have absolutely no idea how any role works or should work. Just shut up.

>calling them diaoyu islands and not the senkaku islands
・・・gaijin-san・・・

Okay /lolg/, let's try this again. First post that ends in 3 gets to choose a champion, and I will play him/her top lane going full crit.

Go.

china dog no understand senkaku
they understand diaoyu

Garen

LeBlanc

Puck

>Ayn Rand

Yeah I remember being 17

So if I get this new account to platinum will you admit you're a faggot?

Oof I fucked up. I had Captain GP in Your Shop which I actually quite like. Was hemming and hawing about picking it up now there's a reset. Motherfucker.

>check pbe
>ardent censor now gives 40% attack speed
>40 on hit damage (both buffed)
>it applies to the healer too
WHY BUFF THIS ITEM

Hmm, thats bound to be spicy

Aww, why thank you. Here's the Trists I did the other day too.
i.imgur.com/XZv3Lvs.png

>ayn rand
>top lane

This nigga is constipated as fuck and just needs to shit i mean its just a fucking game you aint gotta fucking philosopicalize why the fuck you lost top lane

the healing part got removed.

this means you wont be getting 75 HP per runaans attack anymore