/ss13g/ - spessmen in a spess stayshun

My apologies. I'm juggling a lot of tabs.

When are we going to talk about the real cancer killing Veeky Forumsstation

GOLDSTEEL
pastebin.com/44z6MUvs

There is nothing more to say and everyone is bored of it now.

t. Goldsteel

Do you think we're going to fucking forget this game of thrones shit you tried to pull getting beloved admins to quit so you could become an admin?

When was this ever a problem?

Engineering cyborgs can only synthesize rare materials after the first delivery.
Shaft Miners only need one thing from the station, so they only visit once.

You only need one delivery for general activity, but flashy autistic room overhauls (or new additions) use lots of asteroid materials.
Incidentally, overhauling rooms abd building new rooms are the two things engineering cyborgs are supposed to do well.

Hahaha fuck off and die

You'll do both eventually.

Yeah but we'll take you out first goldfucker

github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/16009

Are you threatening me?

You can be assured this level of shittery will haunt you until the day you deadmin.

>defficiency
>2 votes out of 14
>the map is defficiency
JUST

DEFF KINGS ARE DEF' BEASTS

I work for a powerful PR firm.

I've noticed a lot of anti slime posting in this thread.

If the pro slime agenda pushers would like to recruit me, I will hapilly shill pro slime propaganda, to subside this rising anti slime tide.

My previous works include working for Slimes such as Bill Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and Ted Cruz.

Name of song played at the end? The spooky one. Or at least a source.

R I G G E D
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I think we're going about this all wrong. It's not Goldfucker's fault he was adminned.

It was Mr. Pains.

Mr Pain is the sole one responsible for the fact not only that goldfucker was adminned, but also for the fact that he hasn't been removed for this DEADMINNABLE OFFENSE. Sarcalogo, the LITERAL BOOGEYMAN of Veeky Forums was deadminned for the EXACT SAME THING.

What's the shit about self-defense?

...

Mr. Pain briefly changed his name to 'Bestmin'. Let that sink in.

>HOOK DISTRO TO MEME MACHINE
>FLICK VENTS
>STATION GASSES THE SLIMES
>GET AEG'S
>DOORFAGGOT THE RETARDED SIMPLE MOBS
GIT
GUD

>It's another oldmin antag powergame episode
>Followed by Deff

>be det
>bump around for a bit
>reading a newsfeed when suddenly
>monsters
>get away, grab gear and a bunch of guns
>dedicate my life to hunting down the xenobioloigist responsible
>avoid monsters with maint
>literally monsters everyhwere
>very helpful AI continually locates xenobio
>finally track her down in maint above botany
>first thing I do is accidentally place my gun into one of the open lockers
>yakkity sax ensues, I get downed several times yet manage to get up in time to run and grab anew gun from my bag
>finally wise up and start using lasers
>win almost immediately after that
>fight went on for four minutes because we were both so unrobust
>made it to the shuttle in the end

Proud of myself for surviving, not for my performance during that fight.

You can reach the clownroid (chapel mass driver) and get back (GPS + telesci) without RNG.
>inb4 taht gets remobed

youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0

Mr Pain implicitly sanctions what happened to Probe because removing another headmin gave him more privileges. He's as cancerous as Goldshit, and he should also go. Pomf is the only one we can appeal to who can remove the tumors that have infested the admin team.

>not tracking beacons and handtele
Why do it the shitty way

Do you ever wonder if Pomf let this happen?

Doesn't work reliably, i've tried.

>This PR effectively locks reiable Phazon production
What about adamantine slimes?

>behind whatever the Xenobiologist is willing to give you
He's literally talking about adamantine slimes.

Yeah, why disregard it? It's not a good feature.

>people need phazon each shift.
Whay gives people the notion that you need to get phazon every shift. It's honestly lost its value since people powergame every other round.

you didn't need to say Ted Cruz twice.

also fuck off

Pomf wouldn't let this happen, pomf loved Probe like a brother

It's fun to consume.

If you faggots don't like the Borg or Slime PR's why don't you just code your own?

Oh thats right.

You wont. Your Lazy. Dumb. Play Janitor and silly service roles. I've played RD for 6 years. Dont talk to me about balance.

This isn't bullshit. Nobody cares.

They aren't disregarding it, they're highlighting it
>IE, it's a stealth Xenobio Buff.

That's the point. It's a thing that needs to be NERFED

ur face neds 2 be nerfd lmao

That's great if it ends up making admin shuttle calls break less often.
>ETA 27:52 and counting up
>ETA -07:25
>ETA NaN

Got an actual argument?

You're missing the the points
• it doesn't need to get nerfed
• the mat synth doesn't need to get needed
• the author od the complaint was upset that a xenobio buff is getting "balanced" by nerfing xenobio's competition

I'm not familiar with service borgs. Can't they dupe uranium, etc?

Tinystation when?
Ministation when?
Dickstation when?

>Dickstation
now

Only "liquid" uranium, which requires a solidification reaction to make solid for use in protolathes or building, and it's rarely done.

Plasma, and Gold would also work,

Wouldn't that be *faster* than using an engi which is also rarely done?

Well the minerals are all like that. A full (100u) cyborg shaker of [mineral] will give you 5 sheets when combined with 50u of frost oil and 50u of silicate. And the "duping" process is slow, 20u per minute max.

>doesn't need to get needed
doesn't need to get *nerfed

10 units Silicate, 10 units Frost Oil, 20 Units Material

I mean you can still do it. With the exceptions being for Diamond, Phazon, and Bannanium. It's just going to be even more miserable.

The Service Borg will fill his shaker with material, beer bottle with frost oil, and use his beaker on silicate tanks.

Chem Dispenser requiring refill packs from Cargo, when?

The Medbay tears would be immense.

Remember to ignore all github links and waifupost to disrupt discussions.

>It's just going to be even more miserable.
Even WITH the nerf, they're going to use engiborgs for this. The reason being that the non-cyborg mat synth *will still exist.* The engiborg will simply be feeding metal and glass to the autolathe instead to make matter cartridges.

>playing RD is your life's work
>still can't balance RnD correctly
>while not hiding his obvious preferences to his two most played jobs
>mommi and xenobio
>haha, the mommi may synth buff is needed
>yeah, xenobio is your master of materials now, haha
Kill yourself, Ricky.

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CRAZY STUPID HUGE
EGUH DIPUTS YZARC

BUFF TO XENOBIO
OIBONEX OT FFUB

Serb?

bluespace

the serb is dead, long live the serb

It's dead jim

what happened?

probably for the best after that round

it ded
help.

I'm so sorry

BARBIA!?
IASER!?
EAISRB!

Jesus

>translating ss13 into spanish kills the server

>Sec spends a literal fucking hour camping the Clown, Chaplain, and Janitor
>tators run around, emag, and bomb freely
I'm glad it's over desu.

don't ban the spanish AI

They arrested me for emagging even though I didn't

>sec mains on Veeky Forums are garbage validhunters
is this news to you?

Can the server ever recover?

What'd I miss?

I hope that Clown ahelped. HoS had him in the brig for 45 minutes for Law 2'ing into the Bridge to say hi to the CE.

>the curse of the SS13 remake strikes again

so did the spanish laws crash the server?

> HEY HOS, BRING SOME IONS, THIS GUY HAS AN EXPLOSIVE IMPLANT
> HEY HOS, BRING THE IONS TO MEDBAY, FOUND THE GUY WITH THE EXPLOSIVE IMPLANT
> HEY HOS SHOOT THE GUY, HE HAS AN EXPLOSIVE IMPLANT
>[Intermission]
>[Explosions, screaming]
> i d-d-didn't want to hit a-a-anyone in the crossfire...

>we now have to suffer another round of defficiency
I think I'm gonna go to sleep desu

I kept tellin' the CE to back up but she didn't back up

nigga
it's an ion rifle
at worst her legs would have popped off, or she'd have a heart attack.

Instead, you let a terrorist fly a plane into cryo.

Just recreated on test serb. Yes, yes it fucking does.

He didn't mention that when we were processing him. clown was in for 20 minutes in total, or at least our approximation when the brig timers died

WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL TO KEEP OUT ALL THESE SERVER-CRASHING BUGS

wew lad. discretion is the better part of valor. why didn't you just ask for chloral instead of the 50/50 chance to activate the implant?

thats pretty hilarious

>Clown attempts an unauthorized upload, pure good will being the only difference between a meme and killbot hellscape
>Chaplain's doing shit I missed it but I kept hearing about his sword
>Janitor breaks into the vault, steals the nuke
>Prints are being run on the doors but early on there's no internal emags so it's basically just hunches
>Forget about the implant and get blown up
>Just wanted to take his implant out, implant him with trackers, legcuffs and force him to fix all the goddamn fucking doors he broke

If you aren't involved, fuck right off. You don't have a clear vision of what happened and you clearly have a chip on your shoulder.

It's an ion. nobody with sense takes a position of responsibility with mech parts. Worst case it'd have been a quick clone and you would have saved my dumb ass from myself.

Fair enough, next time I'll just shoot in that situation

CE went to hypospray her after hogtying her but it was too late

What amazingly helpful role were you tbqhfamdesupai?