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This day in history, 19th of September: 1870 – Franco-Prussian War: The Siege of Paris begins, which will result on January 28, 1871 in the surrender of Paris and a Prussian victory. 1870 – Having invaded the Papal States, the Italian Army lays siege to Rome, entering the city the next day, after which the Pope described himself as a Prisoner in the Vatican. 1881 – U.S. President James A. Garfield dies of wounds suffered in a July 2 shooting. Vice President Chester Arthur becomes President upon his death.
How the hell do I get South Africa as the Dutch in HPM?
Daniel Long
Yes, but I'm going to finish this Vicky game first.
Parker Johnson
How do I go about playing Egypt in vicky? Mainly, how do I not get curbstomped by all the Great Powers?
Oliver Gomez
You need to increase militancy for fascists.
Noah Sanchez
Great How should I go about that?
Gabriel Gomez
This. Just avoid passing reforms and stuff In your war with Belgium, britain will join in. Ticking warscore from Belgium occupation will let you add it as a goal and take it
Owen Perez
Allowing yourself to be besten in war and occupied by minors is the easiest way.
So should I let the commies win or do you mean an external war?
Jose Morales
白人
Aiden Miller
Increase relations from day 1 with France. They'll sohere you and defend you from the other mean GPs. Well, I mean, war exhaustion from them would help your militancy rise, but you shouldn't let them win. Maybe allow them to occupy a dozen provinces, but DO NOT let them get your capital.
Ethan Adams
> Create a custom nation > What if Riga became a thriving merchant republic instead of getting cucked by zealots > Start out with 7 provinces 40 development > Ally with Poland and Brandenburg immediately, things are going super well Brandenburg is like 1/5 of Germany, Poland PU'd Lithuania and is stronk af > Out of nowhere Brandenburg gets reduced to a 4 prov minor and Poland gets fucked by Muscovy and the Ottomans. I'm left totally alone against the Teutons and Livonians because Poland didn't fug them. > I was hedging on surviving until I started to print gold from my colonies, but the colony race to ensure I get a papal grant on the land bankrupted me ( 3k gold in debt on 100 per year income ) > Literally can't even make money anymore because of the intrest > The instant I go bankrupt Livonia declares war on my to take my 31 development capital
I spent 5 hours on this, all wasted. Fucking kill me.
Grayson Bennett
I really wish I could take Gansu and Inner Mongolia, but hpm doesnt like you taking chinese states
Noah Garcia
Why did you delete your last post? I tried to press the image and it said file not found.
Logan Ross
I fucked up the crop beyond belief
Noah Smith
How did that even fucking happen
William Ortiz
>be in a relationship with Prussia >gave up all my influence on the minor german princes >help them beat France and Russia multiple times >after they form the German Empire they ditch our alliance for UK
I feel heartbroken and cheated.
Ian Jones
Might as well take most off the Turk empire while you are at it
Benjamin Morgan
Dide you see my suggestion to take Cape to Cairo? In reality, Lusaka to Lahore.
Cooper James
I opened up the paint borders to paste crop and repaste and then didn't close them.
Jace Thomas
they want the big anglo cock too much lol ur a dirty slav shitter
Blake Hernandez
Does anyone know how to mod graphics? units, map, interface, fonts? or at least know where to start?
Jordan Sullivan
>open gfx >edit shit woah Also, why are you not using the new thread?
Adrian James
Gonna finish India, then I'm done. Fun lil game.
Jordan Foster
You need steel railroads, military logistics, and machine guns. None of which make any sense. Grandi just going full retard as usual.
Connor Wilson
>This is the power of the British Navy
Owen Gray
>didnt even genocide the indians goos to see made it tonight
Lucas Nguyen
So I wanna get into grand strategy games, and I'm interested in the WWII ones, I've heard Darkest Hours is a good starting point, so I was thinking about playing that, but I was wondering about what nation should I pick, I've heard the USA is pretty good for beginners.
Logan Roberts
YOU NEED SCREENS YOU FUCKING RETARD >33% strength Fucking retard.
Logan Hughes
That would be unaesthetic.
Sweet By that time im sure the heavenly kingdom will be so far behind that it will be a stomp Because tha square cutout is so unsightly
Cameron Watson
>I've heard Darkest Hours is a good starting point, Who the hell have you been talking to, me laddy mate?
Hunter Diaz
Lad, reply to my cape to cairo question, for fucks sake, three different threads I've asked the same fucking question.
Daniel Nelson
You got kuked
Kayden Hall
/v/ what do you recommend then? I'd like to play something with a WWII theme
Brayden Johnson
You'll get memed on, and I might even get memed on for suggesting it, but for a babby casual I'd redommend EU4. Once you WC as Ryuku then you can move over to the real games like DH, V2, and HoI3.
Christopher Wood
>Tfw have only played for 6 hours, already up to 1949 >someone would rather play HPM than simple modified Vanilla
Matthew Bell
Germany finally formed
Samuel Robinson
Any fascist movements yet? Were you really that Sharia law guy? >tfw my über shitpost thread got r&i'd so i have to settle for this semi shitty one
Jeremiah Sanchez
>muh screens
Jordan Clark
No not yet
Michael Long
Well it's not WWII themed but I'll take it, it has a bunch of DLCs though, which ones should I use?
Anthony Lopez
做得好。我肯你拍手啊,红毛。
James Flores
I'm learning chinese btw.
Grayson Johnson
It sucks because now I'm isolated diplomatically. Only fucking Belgium wants to ally with me.
Owen Martin
Eh, it's Jewed beyond all belief, so I don't know what to tell you if you aren't pirating. We used to have an archive of ALL the games before buttmad reddit paradrones reported it and the person running it got v&.
Maybe do start with V2 then. Romanon seems to be getting on alright.
If you like wargames though I'd honestly go HoI3. But it is a war game and not really a grand strat, but it'll get you into the format.
Isaiah Baker
Do KUKGTOW, meme on Russia and take Ukraine.
Joseph Hernandez
Austrian games are like, my fave, personally Please give me credit for my sick KUK pun
Jonathan Wilson
If not a "I'm learning French" meme, I'm actually Chinese (not nationality but racial/cultural/lingually)
Lucas Lee
What was your greatest military fuck-up?
Jason Baker
>0 casualties clearly he doesn't
Luis Russell
Alright here we go.
Tyler Mitchell
Every early game war ever in V2. Half of my brigades always die without fail due to them starting undermanned and attrition.
Ryan Kelly
what is the name of this map mod again?
Joshua Howard
I am pirating, and it seems of the whole game with the all the DLCs is in cs.rin.ru so there's no oroblem there. There are just so many I don't know which ones to use.
I've heard that HoI3 is really complex.
Aaron Stewart
They would have no damage if he added 20 screens.
Logan Collins
Were you Sharialawlad? If so, kill yourself. HoI3 is tedious, not complex. It's the ultimate autism simulator. You manage your brigades into divisions into corps into armies into army corps into theatres, it takes a hell of a lot of time and is only to be played if you have extreme autism. DH is showing it's age at this point, so if you want that be prepared for a very obtuse UI with almost no shortcuts and the shortcuts it does have are really fucking annoying to use, like pause break. And if you reassign it to space you then can't use space for anything else, it's just agony.
Conclusion: If you're autistic play V2, if you're a casual shitter play EU4, if you're an über autist play HoI3, and if you're an absooute casual wall to wall turbo babby then play hoi4 not recommended).
Hunter Bell
What the hell is this I didn't read the event
Noah Reyes
Alright I guess I'll play EU4 for now. I'll just all the DLC too while I'm at it, it's not like anything could go wrong
Eli Jenkins
get memed on cuckboi You shouldn't have let the commies win that much. Is the FSA commie?
Caleb Wright
MMM or something, it's in the OP.
Juan Cooper
Yeah, the shady Russian sites are 100% safe, no danger there, lad. hmm
Wyatt Bell
I'll explain it to you if you say whether or not you were the Sharia guy
David Diaz
What? I've downloaded a bunch of shit from the site and I never had any problems with it. I don't feel like spending money right now.
Dylan Reed
I wouldn't liken it to Sharia, really. The system I have in mind is very different in both philosophy and in application. One of the closer analogues I can think of is the Roman Empire under Constantine, but that's on a much larger scale than I envision.
Nicholas Cook
Based Sharianon dropping the DIVINE redpills
Bentley Butler
Genocide after the revolution This is my testament to you, genocide lad, my dearest friend
Joseph Adams
Just started a Germany BICE campaign Wish me luck laddos
Adrian Miller
hmmm based Some states declare independence when certain cities are occupied by rebels (of if you are authoritarian), just try to keep rebels only around the capital and declare on the secedeers just as they gain independence.
Xavier Morris
umm i dont like you know i know what an edgelord retard you are Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? You'll be second in the ovens after the kikes. I hope for ypu're sake you're on 0.3.8.2 or you're getting memed on big league.
Liam Martin
>gee junk is so upset about romanon's ideology he's typing everything wrong
Jeremiah Roberts
>I hope for ypu're sake you're on 0.3.8.2 or you're getting memed on big league. Playing on the old version IS getting memeon retard, why the fuck would you play on such a fucked up version is beyond me
Lincoln Flores
this is how bad it is and im a national syndo-corprativist fasco-socialist >waah muh niggers assimilating to yank as parakikes originally intended Lad, they envisioned Yankee being a "melting pot", as it became in real life after the timeline. I've no idea why I argue this point so devotedly, I myself use 0.3.8.4.
Joshua Bailey
My checksum is GAJL because I was too lazy to update the mod after installing it. No clue what the version number is
Anthony Brooks
>>waah muh niggers assimilating to yank as parakikes originally intended >HPM literally released 2 versions to fix fucked up shit >He still thinks it's one thing >he thinks that paradox envisioned that afro-american would assimilate >he still makes threads using an outdated version out of sheer butthurt
Tyler Powell
>people actually think romanon believes this he's baiting all of you
Joshua Bailey
the whitest the basedest deus kek mein kameraden I'll be off now, me laddy mate, so the thread should get a well deserved rest. Gas those niggers from me. 14/88
Jordan Brooks
D-do you still like me
Noah Martin
These past two threads are a testament to why attention whoring people like romeanon should not be paid attention to. Bringing personal shit into the thread has just made the regular shitposting that much worse.
Romeanon and gjunk need to stop being fucking obvious and go back to being normal posters, these personas and the shitposting surrounding them is fucking awful.
Landon Torres
We're getting this much closer. Stop pretending to be me.
Nathan Davis
Ignore the user telling you to play EUIV. DH is a fine place to start. Play the period you're most interested in.
Gavin Phillips
This is actually a pretty nice Europe. Africa turned out sexy as well.
Leo Parker
"genocidelad" is a control freak that's ban evading to make these threads to obsess over "R&I" and put his favorite reddit/paradoxplaza mods in it
Bentley White
Show Africa. Can't be worse than mine.
Blake Lopez
Northern africa. France is kinda funky, but could be worse.
Caleb Cooper
And the rest of Africa. I like that German East Africa, wonder who is going to end up taking Ethiopia, if anyone will.
Jaxon Lee
stop false-flagging gee junk
Kayden Cox
Did UK make it to Cape Town? That tiny right-of-way headed south looks promising.
Caleb Lopez
If anyone is following PI forum and want to report a bug for HoI4, I think I found one... Though it might be an old and know bug, but I just started playing. In Research & production some nations can have a "Coastal defence fleet designer" as a naval designer, that reduces the prod by -25% on all ships. I tried it and it didn't work at all. Nothing happen when you pick it, speed the game or save and reload, the production cost of the ships remains the same as before, making it useless.
Brandon Allen
In addition, he had the bangingest of waifus. Diana Mitford.
Ah I was going to post this. She seems like a top tier sadist dom waifu.
Can you please shut up and neck yourself already? You and Romeanon. You're cancer incarnate.
William Martin
Well, I got the Maritimes. That's all for tonight.
Sorry.
Lucas Gutierrez
don't forget to release quebec i'm learning french btw
Juan Butler
>don't forget to genocide quebec >i know french btw