/bdog/ The MMORPG Black Desert

>still shitpost pastebin
>link still not working
kys

I'm in IC and I've never participated in any "coordinated shitposting".

>oh shit they roasted me so hard! h-how do i recover? i know!
>M-MUH NODES M-MUH GEAR M-MUH 1V1s
h-heh t-that'll make ITC r-recover h-haha!

>spend a whole thread bragging about being able to take bants
>coordinated shitposting because you cant take bants

>new crystals and boss armor
>some of the best grind spots in the game
>new guild boss
>t9 horse
>implying dines or IC will touch part 2 either

dude you're trying way too hard

>ITC is eternally mad at IC because most of their members got turned down to joining IC
>Now they serve a black nigger and feed him cash
From beta cuck to beta cuck

>itc got rid of mid-boss sardine
>now they have to face the true shitposter final boss

>unable to take bantz
oh you, ITC. You said you could take bantz a couple thread ago.

>itc takes down sardine from the inside
>itc looking to do the same to ic
>get surprised when ic does a preemptive strike and bans some itc shitter from the bdog discord
>itc eternally mad and has to shitpost about ic
if only IC was as beta as Sardine eh ITC?

>banning someone for them unable to reply to you
I dont understand how this means ITC can't take bantz? It sounds like IC took the cuck way out and banned them so they cant make fun of them anymore. Or am I missing something? I'm not from either guild.

Why the fuck would anybody drop a successful node to join a bunch of erping barfposters who are scared to leave safe zones from fear of ITC cock?

I'm happy to join you guys at kzarka anytime though

Actual pastebin, coming through
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>not just buying furies off the MP
majority of worthwhile content doesn't release with part 1, we get 1 new zone
part 1 is fuck all, we still have to wait for part 2

>im not from either guild
nice try itc, also why do you keep mentioning that ban? theres other bantz here that itc cant seem to take

I'm not even from na but why is IC so mad? Did i miss good drama

t. itc

>what are feather wolves

Because IC keeps trying to sweep it under the rug. Seems like you can't handle it. Aldo where are the other bants again? All I see is some retarded meme about can't take bants when nothing been said except y'all banning people for not rejoining IC. But then again I'm actually playing the game so I might of missed something.

ITC killed Sardine, IC realised they are next.

>Seems like you can't handle it
you're projecting really hard itc

>banning people because you're so assblasted you are losing the war on all fronts. In thread and in game.

lol that's a good joke

cringe

I don't get it how does IC ban ITC?
Does ITC use an old IC discord or something and the owner is from IC?

pst me for ERP, The Smallwiz.

>being so assblasted that you get banned
LMAO

youtu.be/EBK5aKOr2Fw

DAILY REMINDER THAT IC IS A CULT

STAY AWAY FROM THEM!

Pickle pik

>itc trying to shitpost the shitposters
>it doesnt work
>its just shit flinging left and right
>itc gets mad that they're getting rekt in shitposting

i don't think itc is mad over /bdog/ shitposting but sure

>IC coordinates shitpost regularly and becomes a staple of /bdog/ threads
>Sardine avatarfags and erps regularly and becomes a staple of /bdog/ threads
>the rest just do whatever they want and shitpost/help steamies
>/bdog/ is relatively peaceful for a while
>itc joins
>wants to claim /bdog/ as its home like the disgusting asylum seekers that they are
>/bdog/ collectively says "fuck off we're full"
>itc goes on an autistic rampage with blade_at acting as the tip of the spear and vjamal acting as the damage control shield
>kills off avatarfags
>kills off sardine
>kills off steamies
>kills off erpers
>is in the process of trying to kill IC
>IC realises this and turns their shitposting knob to 11
>itc cant handle it so they get extra butthurt
>IC lands a critical hit when they ban carebu
>itc anger meters go into overdrive
>itc, assblasted to the max, now tries to kill off the threads
>IC trying to keep it alive through regular shitposting
why does itc feel like a bunch of shitskins

sh(ITC)ucks

I want to cuddle with naaki

>trying this hard
Now only if you can play the game as hard as you try to look good here....

true

>IC using coordinated shitposting in multiple threads to damage control
>I-ITC are assblasted though
Holy fuck this is getting pathetic

>IC owns the /bdog/ discord
How hard is this to understand?

>1 new grind location that demands better gear than Hystria
the grind spot is gonna be full of top guilds until they realize they're better off at pirates still
the majority of the player base have no reason to go to Kama until part 2 releases

Don't you realize how retarded this is? Seems like you're all butthurt and trying way too hard

coming from itc

So when are they kicking blade and Jamal?

i see a lack of lewds in this general

better stand back boys, the itc damage control crew is here

probably because BDO lewds are shit

Because they were personally offended from a Ex-IC.

>we dont want to be a /bdog/ guild
>posts in /bdog/
>shitposts about being the best /bdog/ guild
>"plays" with /bdog/ guilds
>in /bdog/ disc
make up your mind itc

I said when
Not whatever you thought I said

if they dont want to be a /bdog/ guild why are they here?

How do these two post correlate? Or just spewing shit again?

I'm going to get a few snacks brb bdog

How do these two post correlate? Or itc just spewing shit again?

i dont know, jamal doesnt want itc to be considered bdog
but blade (seen here being easily recognisable for his shit grammar) keeps forcing it

They added +2 movement speed to the Serendian Soldier costume,
but it breaks the set bonus on normal constumes, what is this?!

Jewery

Do I get gummy bears, sour patch kids, chips, or pop corn?

>itc damage control stops
did mommy tell you to sleep blade?

just drop it or the thread quality will keep falling

If there's a level of quality lower than this I'd love to see it

Bubble gum

draws a minion on my dick

I miss when Sardine and Valor were the only talked about guilds, this place was actually kind and you'd enjoy yourself posting in here. A little erpy sometimes but it was a comfy place. Now it's just IC shitposts and I guess ITC shitposting about them. Come back to me my old bdog!

small wiz

wizbrap fartbig

thinking of playing this, is it actually p2w or is that a meme?

time to burn the mother fucker down, no survivors

sends my free merchant to the nippon trade node

>comfy
>my old bdog

rofl

straum is my girlfriend

wtf back off she's my wife

clown kissies

Is there a way to benefit from both bonuses?

back off she's my wife

>A little erpy sometimes
you mean only erp all the time

Um hello?

Valor has always been shitposting

Um cello?

>Sardine gets tired of IC and ITC shitposting it
>They pick up their stuff and leave
>ITC and IC start shitting all over each other
>IC and ITC are actually rolling around in each other's feces
>Sardine wins again

I hope this was Sardine's master plan, cause it worked if it did, these threads are shit and ITC and IC are jokes

>sardine wins again
>after losing 30 members

...

new-nu-sardine are the winners. Smart enough to actually get the fuck out of here.

they still post

I'm pretty sure abandoning your guild and starting another to escape a war dec isn't winning.

No orchid, you're not. You even keep funneling in some sardine members into the guild

name one
says you
how would you know?

straumm

romular, mao, epa

>ITC still rolling around in their own shit while IC squats over them and shits on them

starum is itc
these are all IC

mao is in IC

they were rejected from ic