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very rude my friend
we're all hirez brothers

Also another one, i just noticed after the game

Can't you emulate it? I doubt it'll come to PC even if SMITE is 100% dead.

>>>/smgen/

Chuchhill shall be a qt dapper skeleton

You just know he gets turned on when people thank him for healing.

No matter what, I will remain at her side to protect her and confort her whenever she needs it.
I won't be detoured by those evil of mind wanting to damage our pristine love with harmful lies and slander. Rest assured, she does not lead a questionable lifestyle; on the contrary, she encompasses purity, selflessness and beauty.
I will not tire of claiming my everlasting feelings for her, as she is perfect in my eyes. It is everyday my joy to ensure her happiness.

yeah,im sure "ensuring her happiness" daily is fun

and smite

But what if she would be happier with another user, user?

This Scylla, terror of the deep, say something nice about her!

wtf is a hachiman is he good?

what?

Idk, he wasnt THAT great but he did an ok job, he was plat and was lvl 6 or so on seris, so.. But checking his guru, hes like a flank/dps 'main' so i figure

...

BIG
BROWN
TITS

FLAT
LOLI
CHEST

TONED
BROWN
STOMACH

I don't know what you're trying to imply.
Yes, I want to protect her smile with all my heart. Is that it?

Impossible, I know she loves me as much as I love her. Our bond is unbreakable.
As long as we have each other we will be both as happy as a man and woman together can be.

>I know she loves me as much as I love her
Have you asked her? Or are you just projecting your feelings on her?

You post scylla but don't even play smite? baka

BIGGER
FLAK
CANNON

The game doesn't look very fun, I just love Scylla.

Of course, user. What kind of question is that? I thought I was past the phase of being accused of lying.
I've proved my love for her time after time, and I only wish to be the best man I can be for her just as much as she is my special princess to me. I would never do anything to jeopardize what we have, if that's what you wanted to hear.

Veeky Forums vs Reddit Paladins BO3 when?

special as in clinically retarded?

So you wouldn't mind bringing Ying here so she could answer herself whether she actually loves you or not, will you? Or at least giving us some sort of recording of her saying that.

>he doesn't play for his waifu/daughteru
BEGONE

Ying belongs to Sha Lin's cock. That's all.

>"Sorry user i prefer to bellydance to old perverted men"

Which one should i buy? Maeve or androxus?

>Sha lin
>Not Androxus

androxus if you like shooting a revolver and not have feel like shit IE Lex

Maeve if you are a DEXfag, also overpowered basic attack. i don't even like genji but maeve is fun as fuck. the damage helps, though.

>not have feel like shit IE Lex
he will feel like shit and make you nauseous after every game with the amount of fov jitter you get from the semi auto change in 59.

No

Androxus doesn't have a cock, it shattered when he killed whatever god it is he killed.

Special as in precious, invaluable, etc.
Because that's what she is to me.

Oh user, if only it were that easy.
I wouldn't mind it, but for reasons out of my power, it's not gonna happen and you know it.

Stop, all of you.
Not only are you very rude, but also liars. What you say could not be further away from the truth.

But that's enough about me. Now, talk about the game, will you?

Ying has really nice hands.

you talk about the game first,for once

The only time yingfag talks about the game is say that ying is not bad and that ying should be buffed.

ying is the worst champ

Lex's guns feel great now.

>hurrr screen shake

Stop spamming.

>Ying doesn't belong to Androxus
Nigga, in every single piece of official art those two fucks can be seen together.
Unless they're secret twin siblings or Hi-rez loves to pair the edgiest champion and the waifubait in official art, there's no other logical explanation.

You'd be surprised, I do talk about the game all the time but no one ever notices.
That one inconspicuous post about someone trying new characters or leggo recommendations or stupid teams or match results could be me and you wouldn't even be able to tell the difference.
I keep game talk and my lovely posts about her separate because there's really no reason to combine them.

>1st game
>guy picks Strix in Ice mines
>2nd game
>viktor buys deft hands as first item
>3rd game
>jenos gets caut3 before cooldown reduction 1
Why is there always someone shitter dragging the team down?

Edgy champs are popular
Waifus are popular

Not really hard to understand really.

There's like a fuck ton of waifubaits in this game, why only Ying?

Is it even possible to kill the new Maeve as buck lol?

>jenos gets caut3 before cooldown reduction 1
I do that sometimes when nobody else buys caut.

They should make an edgy waifu.

Soot.

Understandable, but not when 3 others buy it. I got bullied by Ash the whole game and slowly dying because our Jenos couldn't heal me at all since he was prioritizing healing tanks. He ended up healing around half the enemy damba did.

>Scyllacuck doesn't even play the game
This is next level shitposting

He's actually pretty balanced, unlike say release Cern.

tomorrow is the new update?

>full 5 tank comp vs full 5 flanks comp
>Veeky Forums actually loses

I want to see this

Yes. Tomorrow, Papi loses his succ.
And Makoa loses his googly eyes.

>5 tanks
>not 4 tanks and a healslut
>or even worse, 4 healsluts and 1 tank

>Makoa loses his googly eyes.
the only cosmetic I ever wanted in this game and it's being removed.

They're still there, it's just that they're not the "accessory" slot anymore. So no more volcanic skin with googly eyes.

>anybody playing something else that tanks here

You'll love that Soul Collector Seris then

but that's the only reason I wanted them. fuck the plushy/cuddly body, I only wanted the goofy eyes. I have no other reason to waste money every month on this game anymore.

I know, user, I'm sad too. I actually have them, so I'm going to lose them after this update because i didn't whale out and burn through the colossal chests when they were still here.

>makoa loses his googly eyes

>Playing Seris at all
Snek man or Ghetto Viktor are the only options nigga.

can Talus target stealthed enemies with his ult?

FINNALY! The Untamed!

JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA

>BR
>Tyra main

he is a hue not a jajaja

Well, I'm happy for you, user.

Same shit, different package

>american education

Thanks

This

Many thanks, user. :3

Im not american, but Non the less, gz user

How many games did you throw trying to get that?

Now that I think about it, Ying as a loli would look so cute.

Is this a new meme?

It was more than 400 matches.

I had someone ban maeve in a masters game so maybe

>ILLEGALS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
WTF INARA?

Her daggers have almost no drop-off, so she can snipe characters from across the map. That and her burst potential is pretty annoying up close.

>just shoot her
We've talked about this multiple times already, her daggers are way easier to land and deal more damage than what most supports have.

Ayy lmaos when Hi-rez??

There's one as a Pip skin.

>most objective time
>most healing
>+6 TP
What is it now?

Still at it, I see.

I don't want a skin, I want an ayy lmao champion.
I guess they could be a loli too, why the fuck not?

Where's my loli Ash

Drogoz.

Healers gain less tp because healing and tanking is retarded, you should all have gone dps/flank instead.

None in Paladins for now but they have this kind of skin in SMITE