/pdg/ Raid WW2, Payday:The Heist and Payday 2 General

Chains has terrible tastes edition

Previous heist with xbox controllers:
>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=796195988

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Worst steam Group on earth:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/tygApnyc

>Weapon Skin Previews
pd2stash.com/

>Reddit Daily Dose
youtube.com/watch?v=5tXco_IjLG0

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ICo8YkbbFOE
steamcommunity.com/id/aKillerBee/stats/PAYDAY2/?tab=achievements
steamcommunity.com/id/toquina/
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198395581103/
youtube.com/watch?v=lH48FaIYaL0
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

AAAAHHHHH I NEED A Healing draught

Whoever asked what's a good time-xp efficient heist, I reccomend Birth of Sky if you have a second non-retarded heister with you.
If you trigger the pallets in the correct order (intact pallet exposed to eventual turret position first, broken pallet second, safest intact pallet last) you can do the whole heist in about 10 minutes and it pays out like a much longer heist. You need the second guy to start collecting the money bundles while you're securing the first pallet, but yeah, it's very fast.

>Connor shaw video inside a Raid announcement

WE DID IT REDDIT

third for lewds

blammo

>Raid WW2 still is in the thread name
who thought this was a good idea?

did someone say lewds ?

BLAMMO

I'm out! Reloading!

I'm pretty sure people have determined Aftershock is the most time efficient heist.

Honestly wondering, have they got it down to a science? How far do you move the safes, into the train or to the C4 wall?

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13th for body expertise and ammo efficiency being the most underrated skills of the game

Here you go

fagget

first for codes

may you be blessed with many crime sprees
I hope you get kicked after 3 hour heists you fag

kys

Official /pdg/ approved characters:
Wolf
Hoxton
Chains
Dallas
Houston

Official /pdg/ approved masks:
Default
Paycheck Gang

uncustomized president masks, the nun, any clown mask

>houston
>meme masks

PAYDAY 2 NEWS!!!! Raid Developer Diary Number who the fuck cares

>knock guard on his ass
>AI headshots him while he's down, hitting him in the chin
>for just a split second, his neck stretches several feet
As broken as it is, sometimes this game is fucking hilarious.

>Raid devs actually featuring the critique video on their update page
Maybe this game could have a future after all.

>future
with 20+ paid dlcs goy

>Houston
>Not ONE

Add Kawai mask

25th for Chicken still being a shitter afraid of OD heists

>Down by a scaffold
>2 times in a row

>No Clover
>No HM:Biker
:(

Is the guessing game achievement bugged now? I cut two wires without the alarm going off and the alarm still went off when I opened the server room door.

just use sam

what the fuck is this insignia

It's a clue to the Secret™.

>youtube.com/watch?v=ICo8YkbbFOE
>mfw the german censor is real

Maybe a drink will get my humors back.

/pdg/ is down!

>tfw spent weeks in the green zone before manning up and running nightmare
>turns out learning to block and push is 90% of the game
Just a shame I keep getting elf and wizard oranges.

So what's the best for AR in general ? Speed mags or Quadmags ? The 30 bullets seems too good to be left away

quads

Keep it alive!

no

ARROWS, BLACK POWDER, ITS ALL HERE

41th for cook off best exp+money/time

>that mustache

why do i often feel like deathwish is easier than mayhem?

Hello Robber, Heisters and Thugs! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Earn Some Pocket Money (earn_250k_cash)
- In The Head! (any_50_headshot_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Jacket Of Invisibility (daily_secret_identity)
Brought to you by Jacket.

We will see you again on the front-lines and by the thermal drill.

The symbol of the Payday 2 and LGL devs dropping their pants to the censorship

>brought to you by X

this shitty meme has to end

That's the specific heisters' side job you fucking idiot

>heister is having a seizure when jump-crouching on the parked cars in bank heist

This game's coding will never cease to surprise us

>getting kicked for calling out shitters on not practicing what they preach

I sure wish it wasn't a fucking cheater mark to have all the maps in the game to host for myself without having to spend 30 dollars on DLC

>mfw you'll never own sydney goodies

why even live ?

does maxing out a weapon stat make any difference?
i honestly cant tell

Really depend on your loadout. On AR and SMG, it's mandatory while on shotguns and snipers, who the fuck cares.

Just post your loadout already

Anyone wanna play? infamy 15 around 700h
545 ach out of 582
I play frivolously a lot, but also a tryhard
spam voice lines ingame a lot

Trashley pls post codes)

I love trashley whether she posts codes or not.

I want to suck Trashly's dick whilst she taunts me

GET UP!

no

BLAMMO

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I got PYY5P

Thanks for Z29VM

LLCEW taken. Thanks m8

R24QQ taken

user trying to imply it's me. Plz.

I ain't back from work CEASE

Then you better start posting UE codes

I now got too many activation attempts. iwas 17 minutes late (im the one who asked for codes)
trashley pls send me some codes for a mega wolf mask in private, PLEEEEEEEASE, i have like 1k hours in this game and NO products of these, I only just got this 1 payday con mask pack when i was lucky. I know not many ppl wanted to fuck you cos you have such a masculine voice, so maybe I can give you something in return? I p much fuck everything that moves anyway/

Kys i want a mega dallas

MFW i just checked ingame and these mega masks are a part of a DLC, not a pack
holy crap. Kill me. I dont want codes anymore... Worthless lol

Supply me with trashley nudes and i´ll give out my Completely Overkill steam gift

close enough

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BUT DOES SHE HAE A DICK????????????????????????????????????????????????????AND NICE FEET I CAN LICK AND LAY MY HEAD ON?:

Magicka dlc when

How high are the chances of Raid getting a Danger 5 DLC?

Because that would be the only thing to persuade me to buy that game

>Hello Robber, Heisters and Thugs!
>Robber
>Same typo as u156 patch notes
Tobias is our bot shitposter

Do you think trashleys voice is hot? I think its just cos shes tall. I want her to dominate me, that fugly tall bitch

>thumbnail
retard

>tfw no sydney gf
I got basic voices a while ago only to spam her voice lines in game. I like the way she says 'hi' and 'whats up' I just imagine meeting her on tinder, thinking shes weird. Then, 2 days later, we have a date. When we meet, she says 'whats up'' or her sexy ''hi''. And I just imagine her dominating me in bed, saying shit like "stay down little doggy". When were on the phone, she says something like "Come over here so I can show you my sweet melvin moves"
>TFW
>NO
>SYDNEY GF

To the assholes who left me behind in the hangar on Meltdown, go fuck yourself. Custody is not fun.

Which difficulty?

overkill145+

K E K. He went down on overkill. Point n laugh
I remember some guys really got mad at me cos they kept going down, on dw. I just told them not to (note that I didnt go once during that whole time, and I wasnt even in the car. I was outside the hanger spawn killing snipers and cops for fun, and going out by the dump a few times. )

s-shut up

wanna play with me dude? I can help ya out and I wont let you die noob boy. Id enjoy a dick suckin also

ok add me id/akillerbee

U sure? is this you? steamcommunity.com/id/aKillerBee/stats/PAYDAY2/?tab=achievements

steamcommunity.com/id/toquina/

add me

Cant. Steam wallet not activated. I dont think id add ashley ever, either. She seems fucking mentally ill

sorry about that I'm so frustrated right now I put my old id. I'm trying to stealth four stores on hard but I keep getting caught there's too many people in the pear store and I've been doing this for 3 hours please help me id/lumikaru

Kek why not just stealth it on od when youre already going for it? You can also just open a safe (granted you have the Dead Presidents skill) pick up 1 money stack and youre done.
i cant add any1 so if you want help
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198395581103/

codes pllssss

>youtube.com/watch?v=lH48FaIYaL0

/pdg/ donating to his patreon when ?

Hello Robber, Heisters and Thugs! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Caribbean Pirate (caribbean_pirate)
- Nothing Out Of The Ordinary (slakt_2)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Ninja! (daily_ninja)
Brought to you by Jiro.

We will see you again on the front-lines and by the thermal drill.

plz

Is Surefire aced bugged or some shit? It doesn't seem to be making my reload on my LMG any faster.

>can't read skills