>purge the ratfolk What the fuck-fuck did you just say about Clan Mors, you little man-thing? I'll have you know I fought-clawed my way through the ranks of clanrats, and I've been in in many-many raids on the surface world, and have kill-slain over 3000 man-things. I know-train in clever-sneaking warfare, and I'm the great-strongest warrior in all of Queek Headtaker's guard. You are nothing to me but just another slave-thing. I will wipe you the fuck-fuck out with rage-fury the likes of which has never been seen before on, or under, this Not-Earth, mark my fuck-fucking words. You think-think you can get away with saying that shit about Clan Mors? Think-think again, man-thing. As we speak, I am whipping my clan-thralls into a rage-frenzy all across the Under-Empire so you better prepare for the shit-storm, man-thing. The shit-storm that wipes out the weak-small thing you call your life. You're fuck-fucking dead, runt. We can surface anywhere, anytime, and I can kill-slay you with over seven thousand slaves, and that's just a tiny-small part of our clan. Not only do I know-train with great-strong weapons, but I lead Stormvermin strong-warriors from all across Clan Mors and I will use them to burn-burn your miserable empire off the face of the surface-world, you little shit-shit. If only you could have known what blight-hell your little clever comment was about to bring down-down upon you, maybe you would have held your fuck-fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you stupid-fool. I will shit-shit rage-fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fuck-fucking dead, man-thing.
Mason Ramirez
Stop. Playing. Fantasy.
Chase Hall
LOVE ETERNAL!
Grayson Young
What's the point of a caster lord when a melee lord will get more kills and won't be as vulnerable? On top of not relying on a resource
Benjamin Martinez
ok when Bannerlord comes out I will stop
James Flores
Skink/Kroxigor combo is cute,CUTE!
Jackson Roberts
Skaven don't do doublespeak, they multispeak because their brains are too small for their thoughts Shame we could never play on those maps, and you had to play the tutorial before you could do the grand campaign
Benjamin Gomez
High Elves will be a rather complete faction once their dlc pack releases, and all the free dlc for them rolls in.
I can't wait. They still need some fleshing out.
Carter Anderson
A lot of people don't seem to get how the chad virgin meme works. You're suppose to sell something as great on the right (the chad) that is actually shit, and sell something as shit on the left (the virgin) that's normal or great
Anthony Walker
why not enjoy both?
Brayden Sanders
Sorry, but a true Chad can't be an eunuch.
Sebastian Cruz
It's not shooped
Chase Phillips
Casters seem to always be late game for me They were one of the best armies on tabletop, just have 9 skins, 10 kroxigor and a star priest and you'll win every game on PC now When did CA say that unit packs would be for just one race now, it filled VC and dwarfs fine
Benjamin Nelson
Will that be before or after ancient empires?
Nicholas Rivera
The doublespeak thing is overdone but they do occasionally repeat the same words twice in a row for extra emphasis. There are plenty of real languages that do it.
>kill-slay the man-things quick-quick!
John Ramirez
If your top 3 favorite races aren't
>Vampires >Dark Elves >Tomb Kings
Then we cant be friends.
Eli Reyes
They do both don't they?
Nolan Gutierrez
That's why you play vampires.
> You get a lord that's a melee beast and can cast spells
Just ignore master necromancers and Strigoi
Grayson Carter
>dark and edgy undead >dark and edgy elves >dark and edgy undead with egyption wrapping Really activates my almonds.
Cooper Moore
Lizardmen have grown on me, meanwhile Skaven have been a massive disappointmen
Jace Clark
Truly a novus homo... if you know what I mean
Nathan Anderson
how are vamps and tomb kangz edgy exactly? chaos is for sure, but not the others
Hudson Myers
>how are armies of the undead held together by evil magic edgy user.
Alexander Hernandez
>everything is evil edgy of you
Dylan Hall
>evil magic go to bed kid
Noah Robinson
True love can't be evil user!
Cameron Ward
Soon
Asher Hill
Dear dwarf-things,
The time of vengeance has come. Soon we will sail from Ulthuan and reclaim the Phoenix Crown from the dirty hands of Thorgrim Grobibugger. We will raze your pathetic burrows and pluck your disgusting beards one hair at a time. In short, you are all a bunch of oathbreaking fag-fags who need to DIE-DIE now.
Best-best regards The Elf-things
Joshua Reed
Are you daft? Their magic literally corrupts the land in the same way chaos does. Neromancy is "Dark Magic", a blanket term used to describe any polluted or corrupted magic that combines or embodies several winds.
Alright, you got me there.
Jacob Perry
play my fucking dick nigga fuck you
Joseph Phillips
Tomb Kings are pure True Neutral
Daniel Ward
Do I want to play Orion or Wulfrik?
Liam Brooks
breather detected
Bentley James
> All evil is edgy
Plus let's not forget VC have the purest love in the entire world.
Sebastian King
>when you realize the big skull snake on the right is not a statue
Nicholas Diaz
They're going to be pure true dead once their dlc comes out. I'll not suffer any fucking shamblers on my land.
Landon Gomez
>they'll lose against just about every other combat lord They're hybrid lords, not combat lords. And which ones do they lose to again? I just tried and the strigoi won every time. Dwarf lord, empire lord, chaos lord, doesn't matter. He can summon a goon squad of crypt horrors and if those don't get the job done, the second summon of ghouls will. The other lords don't even stand a fucking chance.
Elijah Rogers
>Watch friend play Empire
>Turn 2 >Defeats rebel army >Ignores Grunberg >Immediately invades Helmgart
Why did this never occur to me
am i retarded
Tyler Roberts
The funny thing is, Thanquol literal does this in the Skavenslayer novel, sending notes to Gotrek & Felix to send them against his skaven rivals. >Frends - be warned! Evil ratmen of the trecherus skaven klan Skryre - may they be poxed forever, espeshully that wicker feend Heskit Wan Eye - plan to attak the Colledge of Ingeneering this nite during the dark of the moon. They wish to steel your secrets for their own nefare-i-us porpoises. You must stop them or they will be wan step closer to conquering the surface world. Yoor frend.
Cuckstinian keeps sending armies at the eternal city
>your agents >inbred drooling retards >ai agents >genetic perfection matched only by their luck and competence
Jacob Wood
No it's more like you have one thing which is mediocre and seen as negative (virgin) and then present the opposite of said thing but taken to such a laughable extreme it appears ridiculous.
Tyler Rogers
You know... it might have made sense for the ERE to support an independent Belisarius as a sort of rebirth of the WRE. Maybe they could have held it then.
Kayden Bell
>people actually think the "alt-right" is a thing
Ethan Gomez
I am a trusted messenger of Ulthuan and I am here to confirm that this entire message is true.
Parker Wilson
>Balekith the Bitch King
Julian Flores
And what land is that? skinface!
Matthew Wilson
too bad the novels are a bit crap but you can't expect too much from franchise writing
James Miller
Balektih Blackhammer is trusted dwarf kin. We should seek his counsel on all matters concerning the asu- I mean, the elgi.
Cooper Parker
All of it
Carter Murphy
I noticed the skaven speak isn't universal. Gnawdwell can speak completely normal, even eloquently, when talking about his rearing of Queek. What makes a skaven smarter? More warpstone? Age?
Kevin Bennett
>bitcrap So what books do you like user?
Easton Sullivan
hey lorefags was Attila actually a good king of the huns? Why did their empire or whatever fall after he died?
Ethan Hill
Even the DEADlands?
Christian Ortiz
will we ever see regiments of the renown heroes, like tullaris or festus?
Christian Perez
Eurasian steppe kingdoms wax and wane, Attila was better than some, but he was no Genghis Khan. In fact, part of the reason the Huns were invading Europe at all was because they were being pushed out by stronger tribes from further in the interior.
Nicholas Murphy
ones that aren't complete SHIT
Brody Hill
Especially the deadlands. It's going to be renamed the Not-so-deadlands. A little fertilizer, some tlc, that land will be farmable and green again.
Isaiah Lopez
Yeah, he's practically the only reason they are remembered. Also after Attila died his empire was divided between his 3 sons, I believe 1 died fighting the german tribes Attila had made Vassals, the tribes rose up after Attila's death. 1 died fighting the romans, and The third son of Attila (who was Attila's favorite son) took his hordes back east. His fate is unknown.
Grayson Powell
they're fun man, there's nothing wrong with fantasy pulp. Even if they're generic crap plot wise, the interactions and details are great
Hunter Scott
You mean legendary heroes, thanks to the green knight we've learnt how to mod them in
Brody Gonzalez
I wonder what the huns thought when they saw huge civs like rome for the first time
Angel Kelly
But the Land of the Dead has always been a desert, even when the Tomb Kings were alive.
Jackson Baker
anyone think we'll actually get DLC Malus Darkblade LL?
Elijah Diaz
They were probably all brainlets and just wondered what they could fuck or who they could steal
Cooper Walker
Rock the... boat?
Benjamin Adams
And it's going to become rich, fertile farmland once the fucking brain munchers are taken care of. We have jade wizards, they'll figure something out.
Benjamin Ross
I can assure you that nobody thinks that. Not a fucking soul.
Jaxon Turner
>watching lionheart/apollo co-op campaign >it's basically lionheart playing two factions at once, as he just tells apollo what to do every turn This is kind of sad to watch.
Jason Sanchez
I-I do.
Brayden Jenkins
Dark Elves Crone Hellebron (Best witch elf) Malus Darkblade (dreadlord who can take a special cold one) Shadowblade (best assassin) Tullaris Dreadbringer (best executioner and should increase weapon strength army wide) Kouran Blackhand (best blackguard and makes blackguard unbreakable) Lohkir Fellheart (best blackark corsair) Supreme Sorceress (can use all 8 lores as well as DE signature lore) High Beastmaster (buffs hydras) Black Ark Fleetmaster Master (hero version of dreadlord) Scourgerunner chariot (chariot crewed by black ark corsairs and throws javelins) Doomfire warlocks (magical cav which cast spells) Sisters of Slaughter (witch elves but have a whip and buckler shield) Kharibdyss (anti large where the hydra is anti infantry) Bloodwrack Shrine (crewed by witch elves and fires a petrifying beam like Luminark of Hysh but easily flees, has frenzy) Bloodwrack Medusa (solo monster with the above petryfing beam and frenzy)
That's what's on offer user
Caleb Garcia
it feels like apollo doesn't really like warhammer. it feels like he's faking it
Andrew Cruz
>that's crazy! >woah man it's so cool >awesome
Gabriel Smith
Why is Vlad's sword so small in Total War?
I swear it was a big zweihander on his model.
Xavier Mitchell
*angry tree noises and implied threats to disembowl everyone*
Ayden Reed
We'll see Deathmaster Snikch first.
Kayden Brooks
>watch the CA stream >it's basically Dog playing the game while Andy breathes heavily into the mic constantly like a fat fuck Is he autistic and having some sort of fucking panic attack? Is that why he won't stop WHEEZING into the fucking mic?
Cooper Thomas
8 DAYS GIVE IT UP FOR 8 MORE DAYS
Jaxon Flores
Heh... sure thing kiddo
David Edwards
For added fun, lionheart kind of fucked him over by insisting he send his only army out to get ritual currency, even when his starting province was under attack. Resulted in apollo losing his capital, hilariously.
Jaxon Jones
>lionheart had enough of apollo being a cringey cunt so he dragged him into a war with a faction right below him and told him to leave his capitol
OUT FUCKING SCHEMED
Samuel Nelson
Apollo is definitely not a fan of warhammer
Christian Phillips
How in the sweet fuck do I stop the ERE from folding like a wet paper bag against the Sassy Combine menace?
Grayson Cooper
For (You)
Jaxson Phillips
>Strigoi aren't combat lords >summoning in a duel user...
I don't think you understand what you're talking about.
Lucas Sullivan
I'll dig under your forest and gnaw on your roots you stupid tree-thing!
Jacob Cook
mods don't count
Daniel Watson
how does vlad have such amazing hair?
Oliver Ortiz
so watching the Kroq-Gar stream yesterday, did this basically confirm that Skaven are completely and utterly unplayable because of how weak they are, or did it confirm that Lizardmen are so broken OP in power and they really need to be nerfed?
Anthony Nguyen
> Thorgrim Grobibugger
Choice rat bants
Anthony Thomas
When was he doing that? Joe long will you have to encamp for Make Armenia independent Because he's nekehran If they can whittle down your dudes you've lost the game because of how high upkeep is
Anthony Allen
They took some liberties with translating the models from the tabletop
Exhibit A: Isabella's tits.
Aiden Brown
The stats in these streams aren't final. Also, look at that fucking army, its all clanrats and slaves. If it were all Stormvermin then the Lizards would've been BTFO
Liam Flores
I mean most of those where slaves and the Lizardmen have the most powerful early game units
Wyatt Hill
They explained what was happening like four times, you mook. Kroq'gar was running with a mid to late game stack from turn 2 because of his upkeep reductions. They were fighting hordes of shitty low-tier fodder tarpit trash with no elites to back them up. If totalcancer can win using Skaven, anyone can, you just need some elites with your tarpit.
Dylan Thompson
ohh nice art where did you get this?
Ryan Perry
It's not a mod you scrub. Learn to use vanilla magic properly and it can carry your campaigns.
Samuel Adams
user....................
Explain why in the everloving fuck do you think those are wrong.............
Oliver Morgan
So fucking retarded...no strategy no positioning...point and click moba bullshit
