/ink/ - Splatoon 2 General

comfiest post-apocalyptic

Construction Woomy had a hard life...

Somehow I suspect that not even Inklings would fill their shopping malls, schools and hangout places with murderliquid

HOW HARD DO I HAVE TO CARRY TO WIN?

>some artist is working on a book just for Toni Kensa squids

OwO

Quit ya bitching

>hug
haha, suure :3

lol git gud

No really it's not possible. You can't singlehandedly do it.

Haha enjoy your DRY weapon

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hahahahhaahahhahahaha

poor geero even dropped his gunfu for the sake of potential wins

i want her to choke on my cock

sauce?

To be fair, he did a lot better that game

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Gotta be able to carry so much you make Atlas feel like a bitch nigga that skips leg day

So what shoes and hats could you add to the game under the Toni Kensa brand?

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Designer boots, hairbands and maybe even another beret. Personally I want a newsboy cap so I can make a paperboy spaghetti.

I'm starting to see that

excuse me? this splash is RAW, not DRY

;-;

the splash is my 2nd favorite weapon.
I just dont use it often because most other 3 liners shit on it

so i've gotta get 2k points in a match and 30 kills?

>tfw only now noticed that Toni Kensa has no hats at all

Webfoot octopuses will reflexively attack anything white they see in case it turns out to be a clam

I want to reflexively attack Purl with hugs!

Seems like a lot of brands don't have shoes either.

Headcanon time:
When squids get horny they start to drip or "melt" all over each other and mix ink colors.
After 2 squids fuck they find that their colors are now a blended shade, i.e a yellow and blue squid end up with green ink.

2800 minimum and lock the enemy in spawn with just a straw and spit.

>headcanon time
this could be fun
>it's all sexual shit

WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF SPACE

THERE IS NO TIME LEFT

THE END HAS COME

THE GREEN SEA RISES HIGHER EVERY DAY

WHAT WILL YOU DO DURING THE END TIMES

Kinda surprised there aren't headband type items (vertical, not horizontal). Maybe it was just too much to mess with all the hair models for one head slot item type.

Oh, this isn't headcanon since it's confirmed in the artbooks, but Inklings like sour food, because it has something to do with freshness? So they gift each other lemons to eat whole.
Also all their food is ink based or shaped like squids, it's cute.

>WHAT WILL YOU DO DURING THE END TIMES
design OC squid pairings

I want a woomy to smug all over me.

>tfw people use emotes like ":3" i actually get turned on
I dunno what's wrong with me

you have the 'tism, user.
I'm sorry.

That's nothing new, now post squids

Any idea what the seven rings are supposed to be?

>some asshat uses inkjet 1 second before wave 1 ends after we were way over our quota

street urchin

>steelhead spawns on the grates as the first boss on wave 1
>one guy instantly uses stingray on it

Still wanna know who Milky Woomy likes. And also if French Woomy is banging all of the Antifa Squids or just the ring leader.

Purl!

Is for lewd

Woomy love finger

not true

>Don't have anyone on /ink/ on my friends list
>Gyro joins the lobby
>It times out
Booo, this almost never happens.

porl

Send a friend request and I'll bully you in a lobby
my drink ran out and i didnt even get a double

very true

I have a head canon that cannibalism is very frequent among inklings.

as hard as it takes

>green and blue becomes cyan
>purple and magenta becomes some kinda wildberry lookin color
>yellow and green becomes LEMON LIME

I think I can actually get behind this one.

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you just like underaged woomies

I've burned through like 3 QSJ drinks to get a double on these stupid shoes so I can chunk the last one, and it's getting irritating. And I'm not that good though.

Perl

I just like cuties, user

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>dot calling anyone out for being bad

mean

fuck off

which idol receives most death threats?

I want to hug pearl and tell her it's gonna be ok then give her a smooch on the forehead

>Just bearly clawed my way into A- with 3 cracks
Whew, that's enough for one day.

Marina cause she is black and an octoling.

Uniroincally Pearl. From the dialogue it seems that whenever someone hosts her at a venue something ends up getting destroyed. I can imagine the squids that made those sculptures she destroyed in the mosh pit on Inkblot weren't too happy about that.

Factually incorrect, the Inklings don't even realize Marina is an Octoling and also don't care.

Reminder to practice with your inkbrushes every day so you can be good enough for the Brush Gang!

Milky Woomy likes who she gets the milk from. But I sure as fuck don't know. The only hint we got is that it's a spag in the list. Also it's not the swole one. A shame, really.

*blocks ur fun*

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>who she gets the milk from
dear god

Marina. From Marie

Also take into account that Biker is already paired off and that leaves us with 6 candidates. Art, Chilly, Hunter, Saver, Scientist, and Sploosh.

>timed out in 5 lobbies back to back

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

purl

What about rape threats?

Either Marina, still from Marie or Pearl, from Marina

>Gyro in a lobby again
>It times out AGAIN
Guess it's back to the jp-only lobbies again

we can rule out hunter too, they're just buds

too precious

So 5, 3 if we're taking that old shipping list AND some of the headcanon too. That knocks off Scientest (octoGF), and Saver(Drunk) leaving Art, Chilly, and Sploosh.

would you hang out with strip poker woomy

feel free to take your rp to thanks in advance

I timed out of this lobby right before you posted that, so I'm gonna assume you're pip and not the guy with the clan tag.

Or DOES it leave us with six candidates?
I am very good at the MS Paint.

Nope, it was probably one before that. Was a 3-man lobby though.

Splatoon lore thread in Veeky Forums perhaps?
Worldbuilding?
Homebrew/conversion module?

Yes please

if you're not one of these two then I don't have the video of where I timed out with you there.