/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Remember that the reason so many latinas end up being fat and ugly is because they pop out 10 kids one after another.
Impregnate her twice at most, and with a few years in between.

Soldier buff when?

I'm about to give up until they nerf Mercy.

A time limit probably. Otherwise it's just another D. Va

Defence Matrix lasts 2 seconds already

Maybe make it all unable to get healing, but have no timer?

Will remember that

That's a cool idea. But is it a jew kit entirely?

why isnt smurfing punishable by death?

i cant remember the last game i had one without any

Being unable to get healing would be shit unless it had like 1200 HP.

Bang

Fuck you he doesnt need one and he just got a buff anyway because or dm nerf

New* oh boy this typo will go places here

Also it could become more and more falling apart the lower health it got

I want a Winston tittypad

-600 health mecha called for her Ultimate, 400 Armor 200 HP
-lasts until destroyed, but because of its cobbled-together nature it can't be healed in any way
-no Ult charge while it's active
-primary fire is a swipe with a buzzsaw arm
-secondary fire is an extended-melee piston arm punch
-ability 1 is a steam blast that deals continuous damage while inside the cone of steam
-ability 2 is a trampling charge

>is it a Jew kit entirely?
Yeah, make it steal ult charge

That's what I was thinking, make it have like 1200 hp

>more melee shit

no

Would you be Zarya's girlfriend?

Then you come up with some moves that are ranged and don't crib from the 25 other characters.

There are no gay Russians, user. I would be her loving husband

You go to gulags for being gay in Russia

>Junk mech with flamethrowers
Well, that was easy.

How about fire a sawblade that has a wide horizontal spread but no vertical spread that passes through enemies

OWL starts NEXT YEAR LMAO

overwatchleague.com/en-gb/news/21047516

Who will even be playing OW by then LOL?

>they have 2-2-2
>we have 2 DPS, two snipers, and a throwing Symmetra
>we lose

What a confounding mystery. Obviously I was the only constant.

Daily reminder that Lena "Tracer" Oxton is an adorable, lively little DYKE, meaning she is homosexual, as in lesbian, which means that she is gay, as in she likes girls, meaning that she loves to eat PUSSY!

Thank you for your time.

No one ROFL

Why'd you shop those ugly glasses into an already nice art of my girlfriend?

This is fun. But I wouldn't stack too many abilities on her ult since most of her time would be in her non-ulted state. How about
>Primary: fire a sawblade that cuts through enemies and has wide horizontal spread
>Alternate fire: fire short-range flamethrower that functions like Winston's tickle stick but more damage, but relies on a resource pool rather than reloads
>Ability: Damaging charge

She's a dick rider

>thinking blizzard would have the characters be on fire

Remember which team you're dealing with. A spray of steam would be more likely and just as good.

Be good for grouped enemy teams or a line of them running down a hall.

I just realized it works like Reinhardt's flame charge but sideways. Maybe it doesn't pass through shields and does less damage

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Make it her normal form's primary and make it a boomerang.

Anyone know why I keep getting booted from the servers? Sometimes during a match, sometimes it won't even let me login, I tried both America and Europe servers and it happens on both, my connection is stable otherwise.

Nothing wrong with that. It could have an arc to its trajectory and be immune to being deflected or matrixed to differentiate it along with being horizontal instead of vertical.

Now, what about Junker Queen herself?

>all these mercies who don't rez ult rez

>Numbani, start on Defense
>Team locks meme comp of Ana/Reaper/Sym/Orisa/D.Va/McCree
>Enemy cycles through dive, then triple tank, then just tries copying our team comp, then finally does that gay low level cheese dive comp of Rein/Pharahmercy
>We do a full hold on Point A anyway, they don't even get 1 tick

wow what a shit patch

tfw no Zarya gf to pound me into submission
I bet she smells really nice after a workout...

>all DPS released so far have been flankers
>the tank released is unoriginal and an amalgamation of abilities
>the healer is the only one remotely original
What did they mean by this?

You have 10 seconds to explain to me why you aren't following the overwatch facebook

I was thinking it would be cool to have an ability that would eliminate LoS for a character for a few seconds. Not blind them, just remove abilities that require sustained line of sight for continued use or activation, like Lucio's aura or Mercy's guardian angel. I guess the Queen could use some mech oil and throw it like a bomb on people, dealing some damage and eliminating LoS for a few seconds.
Also her weapons are presumably by her throne. So she has a spear and some saw thing

>expecting game stability the first day after a patch
Is this your first Blizzard game?
So much random stuff is always bugged/broken every single time there's a content patch.

Because I'm not a norman

Why do I have perfectly smooth connection and fps then?
Sound like personal problems since no one else is reporting it on the forums.

Girl pops her Rein cherry

I'm and my computer and connection are flawless, in fact I tried playing HotS and WoW without getting disconnected once.

I googled for the error and people have been complaining about it here and there but it doesn't seem like a general problem of people having the issue for weeks at times and no real response other than the usual "clear your DNS cache, update your drivers" etc

new mercy is broken. if you don't have one, you basically lose

>DotA 2 pro circuit. 11 million dollar prizepool minimum.
>DotA 2 TI will have 20 million dollar prizepool minimum.

>During the same period Overwatch will feature a 3.5 million dollar prizepool with 1 mil going to the winners.
>People bought in for 20 mil to compete for 10x less vs DotA 2

Is Junkertown the best post-launch map they've added yet? It's pretty much.

on a 5 game losing streak whilst playing out of my mind, i fucking hate this game so much

New Mercy SR changes:
30+ SR per win
10-15 SR per loss

McCree buff

>Fan the hammer reduces bloom by 20% for every consecutive hit during the same attack
>Landing all 6 shots on a single hero stuns the hero for 1 second

>Eliminations reset the cooldown of roll

There, now he's ALMOST as good genji

Dota 2 is dying though

The prize pool only goes up every year because TI is a front for selling compendium points to people.

The tourney itself is literally just a hype machine to get people to throw away their money for flashy hats with particle effects

>It's ok to nerf Torb's turret on consoles
>Pharah is over abused on PS4, don't give a fuck
>Minimum level to play ranked is 25
>No separate matchmaking for solo q and team q

But hey, it's the fault of toxic players if the game receive new contenents so slowly not our fault

BRAVO Blizzard

It's an incredibly annoying linear corridor slugfest that has huge sightlines and basically no flank routes.
It's where widows end up destroying half the team unless you're running 2 barrier heroes.

i've been getting -20sr per loss while doing everything possible to win, its bullshit

PUBG has stolen Dota's slot, it will only get more unpopular.

Anyone here try 12v12 yet? Fucking insane.

You will never be as good at shitposting as the original tittypad user you furry degenerate

I love Overwatch.

where's that at?

Polearms

>be me
>actively switching to counter enemy team in TDM
>get called out for being a tryhard

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Pharamercy is going to be such a cancer to deal with on console

>pick hog or mccree
>dont need to switch

i mean, to be fair, flankers can get fucked. they dominate every other map bar a few

>playing 2 of the most boring heroes

Just search "12" in the game browser, there's some bug that allows it to happen.

youtube.com/watch?v=dX7U-k_GcFQ

So is D.Va useless now?

wait, so are half the team always bots

No, PUBG stole csgos spot

>Now that Mercy can solo rez on command Doomfist is a lot more fun

I can actually go in and do things now without worrying about little things like death.

>boring
Shutting down faggots is the best there is

Is there an actual source on the $20mil thing? I find it hard to believe

Unfortunately yeah, that seems to be how it works. You can add bots to the match, but the game for whatever reason doesn't actually make them take up a player slot, so each team can have six players and six bots.

yup

She's even more annoying now
>"BANG!" voiceline auto-spammed every 4 seconds if there is a dva on each team
>It's the same for enemy or friendly Dva
>there's only one choice of voiceline for the game to play

no

>playing with chat on
That was your first mistake if youre so damn thin skinned

its confirmed several times now, google it

I've won matches against Mercy without having one.

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i find it very frustrating that it's practically impossible to concretely tell if it's my fault or my teammate's fault that we lose

like, i'm willing to accept if it's me, but i want to know what i'm doing wrong so i can fucking improve instead of seeing a couple gold medals and saying "oh i guess i'm fine, must be bad matchmaking"

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