/palg/ - Paladins General

spirits >>>>>>>>>> gods

Hell yea, nibba.

Hi, this is my wife, Lian.

Please be nice.

take her to the vet

Leave the cat ears to the girl who can actually pull them off

they fixed it

Ice to see you!

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Best hero shooter support character bar none

It doesn't matter what anyone says, in the end she will still be my precious girl.
No amount of bickering or dumb insults will change the truth: my love for her is very much real, and very much pure.
Someday you will feel guilty of being mean to her, and that day I will still be here, still at her side, providing her with the love that a gem like her is worthy of.

*teleports on top of you*
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What's in Damba's gourd?

My snake likes you

bone healing juice

Snek juice

Shattered Ying clone juice

Ok.

Now...

Ying is a cute

>not turtle soup

Reminder to not give ying fag any varifications by replying to him. Ignore him.

Ash's juice

What does Damba's snake juice taste like?

I like yingposter.

Ying's sweaty armpits

>can buy Seris mastery spray (unlockable at lvl 12)
>can't buy Seris obsidian skin (unlockable at lvl 10)
Sasuga.

Like
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What's a "varification"?

I like you too, user.

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Reminder to not give validation to self styled thread moderators and no fun allowed types, we want a living general.

No matter what, I will remain at his side to protect him and comfort him whenever he needs it.
I won't be detoured by those evil of mind wanting to damage our pristine love with harmful lies and slander. Rest assured, he does not lead a questionable lifestyle; on the contrary, he encompasses purity, selflessness and beauty.
I will not tire of claiming my everlasting feelings for him, as he is perfect in my eyes. It is everyday my joy to ensure his happiness.

fresh webm

t. Ying

grohkposter > yingposter

>Buck isn't complete shit anymore
is this real life?

pretty gay

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twitter.com/TheFunnyVine/status/910541925639483392
Inara and Maeve.

What did they do to change him?

add loli champs

why is only one arm armored

how do I play as Talus

Someone should really watch where they leave weapons around small children.

Make skye come onto Talus.

Sleep tight /palg/

Someone should do art of that.

stop posting this art, it's shit

Only if you promise to cuddle me.

It isn't.

She needs the other hand to give back rubs.

So does Shattermaw do anything special to warrant the Legendary rating? I already got Loveless and that feels like the apex of Andro guns.

Thanks, but I just woke up.

When you shoot a man dead he turns into a crystal statue and shatters.

It turns people into crystals that shatter when they die.

This is Scylla, terror of the deep, say something nice about her!

Good night, user!

unique death effect

I think a cool legendary effect would be if legendary guns had a 1 in 1000 chance of performing a unique reload, like Battlefield Hardline.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q7HGmUBQOHM

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beaked vagina

Go back to smitegen, you're no longer welcome here.

Same.

i will

We need to rework comic with "child size weapons"

>9mm

your sensitivity is way too high

SOPA DE

What legendary am I supposed to go for Barrik?

Shield one doesn't really feel defensive enough so I am guessing the weapon one?

default ya dummy

My thread

Tinkerin if you are confident enough in your aim.
Architectonics if you are not or you just want to ruin some flanker's day.

Anything but the default one

Tinkerin. Architectonics if there is a really annoying Maeve/Evie or your aim is shit.

My settings and loadouts all got reset for some reason.

>all of talus's legendaries are fucking shit

Ash in a dress is CUTE

>other team is all flanks and damages
>we lose because they actually stand on the point unlike ours
>strix who never even bumps into the payload complains about it

Post Talus loadouts.

My wife As is so cute.

>kusqt is making a tier list
>nando is already in B tier, the worst tank
Fuck everyone that was losing their shit about 'op nando' before, all while ignoring bullshit that is Makoa, tinkerin Barik or cripple Inara.

Is the default emote from Talus a reference to something?

>increase duration by 4 seconds
>decrease duration by 4 seconds

>eternal and transient together
Well played, user.

great work, user. you wasted 8 points

List of champs that shitters believe are good but are actually a detriment to their team:
>Seris
>Ying
>Lian
>Barik

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Talus a shit, but he has cute card art.
Does Ska'drin worship Makoa's kind or something?

Fernando got nerfed multiple times, getting two seconds on charge cd and losing healing reduction on his fireball.

>Lian
>Barik
Hurrrr

They worship anything with a thicc cock.

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evanescent 4
guts 4
revitalize 2
reclamation 1
relic affinity 1