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Methnerd
Methnerd

how do I profit off being a 21 yo NEET loser with no car, job, college degree, or money?

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Probably just kill yourself.

Evilember
Evilember

Cash out your savings and buy kneepads

SniperWish
SniperWish

suicide is illegal
prostitution is illegal

StonedTime
StonedTime

young eh ... what's your face/body like? can you audition for parts in productions?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Acquire loans and credit cards until u have 50-100k worth and then file for bankruptcy after maxing them all out.
Second
Find illness that can into disability payments get lawyer first then go see doctor within a year you'll get 600 or more a month for free

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

21
dude your still a kid.

Let me know when your in your 30's and have none of those things and then you will know what suffering is.

Go back to playing video games enjoy being a kid with no responsibilities.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

get a job u worthless piece of shit. any job is better than no job u fucking loser.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

b u y E T H
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w8t4u
w8t4u

put it all on black

whereismyname
whereismyname

I'm 5/10 with an average dick, I couldn't make it in porn
trading 10 years of shit credit for 100k doesn't seem like a great deal, and I have no illnesses at all
true but it seems like a slippery slope sometimes
I can't find any job outside of fast food or being a cashier. My last 3 jobs were being a cashier and it's kill yourself tier

I don't gamble

Nojokur
Nojokur

I can't find any job outside of fast food or being a cashier. My last 3 jobs were being a cashier and it's kill yourself tier

YOU LAZY MOTHER FUCKER GET A JOB AND BE THE BEST EMPLOYEE YOU CAN BE. Quit being such a piece of shit. You're not too good to have a job like this. There's a mexican right now willing to do that job for half of minimum wage. Go back to /b/.

Bidwell
Bidwell

start looking for jobs and get the best job you are able to support yourself with. Cut your spending on non-necessary goods to a minimum (start looking for ways to save costs on food and living, usually these are largest and cut spending on entertainment), though remember to treat yourself once in a while to deal with stress. In the meantime learn what your strengths are at work, and focus on careers that value those strengths. Save up money and try to get certified

???
profit

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Well do you have any redeeming qualities or skills? What do you want to do with your life?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Wrong. You file bankruptcy and your credit score is back in a year. You said NEET but you didn't mention you were low iq and helpless.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Also you fake the illness could be anxiety skitzo anything literal free fking mongoloid

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

is that what you do you fucking scum

Inmate
Inmate

dude nobody cares about your credit score when you have a fucking bankruptcy on your record lmao

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Learn a skill

RavySnake
RavySnake

no illnesses at all

Join the air force.

steady paycheck
possibly learn useful skill
free food or food allowance
free housing or housing allowance
easy to save upwards of 30k in 4 years if you live like a dog for a while
36 months at any state uni 100% paid after 4 years
discipline
dumb chicks love uniforms

WebTool
WebTool

Jack off and livestream it. Gays will throw money at you. Could make $100 dollars every time you wack your weasel. Just be a camslut.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

i know I'm not better than those jobs but I want to do something different. it doesn't have to pay better or anything like that
i'm good at being on the computer all day and I have some slight drawing ability but nothing professional level. I don't really know what I want to do, when do people usually figure that out?

I want to live on my own and make enough money to afford internet and food and clothes and I would like a job that makes me feel good, so I don't wake up everyday with anxiety and dread, because thats how I feel when I work as a cashier

thought about it, got a good ASVAB score and everything but I realized im too much of a pussy even for the air force and the benefits seem good but they're still not enough to motivate me for whatever reason. Besides I got disqualified at MEPS anyway, though only temporarily

that could be an option but I don't want to do any gay shit because my family probably already thinks im gay since I've never had a girlfriend and I dont want to reinforce that.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Aw

What'd you get disqualified for, tho?

SniperWish
SniperWish

i couldn't do the duck walk properly

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Being a camslut seems harder than it's made out to be. If you look at those sites, it's heavily saturated (and male + female is the most lucrative, followed by solo female and finally solo male), so you need to stand out by having a good camera, pleasant-looking room setup, and be a good entertainer. As a dude multiply all that by 10 to have a shot. Might as well try steaming video games on twitch instead and keep some dignity.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Fucking this. Find some slut on Craigslist/Backpage and secretly live stream it on a cam site.

I've done this with sluts I've picked up off of online dating.

Go on dating website
Look for desperate chicks who are just want a free meal.
Meet up with them in public place
Get a few drinks into them (not too drunk cause there's false rape accusations and shit like that y worry about)
Stream you fucking her on some site
Profit $$$

OP has nothing to lose and no money in his bank account so he may as well try this

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