Been a bit of a sleepy thread these last couple of days, eh?
Lincoln Hernandez
I'll try to make something new No fingers crossed though
Luis Clark
No hurries, don't force yourself now.
Ethan Wilson
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Ian Perry
God, humans suck. Need eight hours of sleep, need food AND water, can be permanently injured...
Dylan Parker
God robots suck. Need debugging, need daily battery recharge, can't heal without manual repair...
Hudson Smith
We can handle those things ourselves, and need to do so much less frequently than humans do their closest equivalents. Dumbass.
Elijah King
>we Fuck off bots
Kevin Jenkins
>no posts for 3 hours How the fuck?
Landon Carter
america's asleep
Owen Jones
>God robots suck If robots sucked more often human/robot relations wouldn't be as tense as they are now.
Anthony Thomas
Crisis needs to be chained to his computer.
Carson Mitchell
Why's it gotta be like that?
Austin Evans
Someone redpill me on Freddy
Carter Morris
Around the bear you better beware.
Camden Sanders
Quick rundown:
>Rothschilds bow to Freddy Fazbear >In contact with aliens >Possesses psychic-like abilities >Controls Utah with an iron but fair fist >Owns pizzerias & banks globally >Direct descendant of the ancient animatronic factory line >Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Fazgrad will be be the first city) >Owns 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth >First designer babies will in all likelihood be Fazbear baby/robot hybrids >said to have a 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Chuck E. Cheese warehouses & Area 51 >Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a demon who will descend upon Earth and stuff everyone into a sharp mechanical mascot costume >owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world >You likely have Fazbots inside you right now >Freddy Fazbear is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to Scott Cawthon >learned fluent EEEEEEEE in under a week >Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Fazbear >The animatronic is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society >In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. They aren't benevolent.
Parker Jenkins
He basically is already, desu
Brandon Cook
Ahem.
>Bombay
Brandon Nelson
nah
Brayden Morales
Xth for Samantha is an irredeemable bitch.
This warms my soul, thank you Ace-man.
How did you get past the captcha?
John Ortiz
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Brody Howard
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Sebastian Baker
Relatable
Isaiah Taylor
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Caleb Lopez
Every time I see this pic I genuinely feel bad for not trying harder to be healthy and get that horrible gut feeling when you know you've really screwed up and disappointed someone close to you. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Pretty good.
David Gutierrez
>What the fuck is wrong with me? You have a waifu
Luke Ramirez
>tfw you remember that session >back then you thought that this nameless drawfag was only going to last for a few more weeks. >If not, then he'd be like RT or Gud and stick to interacting with the thread with very little lore or comics Maybe it was just me, but I still think it's wild how that guy turned out based off of first impressions.
Dylan Roberts
I'm gonna go take a nap. Try not to die while I am.
Kayden Nelson
He made it out the hood and made somethin of himself.
Brayden Lewis
I really want to kiss her.
Liam Cox
gift from the dead
Caleb Kelly
>Ghost drawing MTBonnie Today is a good day.
Luke Sanchez
You're a weak squishy human. That's what's wrong with you.
Julian White
I need it.
Jeremiah Allen
Damn, I almost wish Ghost got banned more often.
William Clark
>thiccfags
Jacob Robinson
That's shortstack, not thicc
Jayden Ward
Crisis, I know you're a fan of Ghost in the Shell and all, but have you read the original mangoes? Because if you're doing that sort of thing for 2087, Iris could use floofy hair and occasional pointy gremlin teeth. She's already an angry but cute gremlin with edginess issues.
Isaiah Bell
I blame Ace for this.
Isaac Foster
>using thicc unironically You're the worse person here
Ryder Anderson
"That sort of thing" being GitS.
Julian Brown
>Iris could use floofy hair and occasional pointy gremlin teeth Stop trying to change things that are already good.
Asher Jones
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Juan Thompson
Reminds me of how Heart Attack Grill was founded by a fitness instructor who just got sick of peoples' shit and made a restaurant that does everything to shame people for being obscenely fat by doing stuff like weigh ins and if you're over 300 or 400 lbs you eat free, and makes their food so heavily loaded in calories that it's likely to kill anyone with heart problems, hence the name of the restaurant. Wonder what sort of fat shaming animatronics they'd get if they got any. That also seems more of a properly villainous plan than Afton's shit.
Jordan Flores
Reposting.
Jaxson Anderson
Phone Guy being Golden Freddy in the actual games would've been pretty cool. That's what I originally thought when only FNAF 1 was around.
What arcade games do you guys thibk Beamz likes playing?
Nolan Hughes
How does that work? Nigga ain't got no eyes, I thought.
Nathaniel Gomez
I remember when people thought Chica's endoskeleton mouth was his skull.
Justin Smith
Mind uplink or some shit? He's a robot, he's got options.
Logan Green
He has eyes, but whether he's actually blind depends on the level of autism of whoever happens to be drawing him.
Adrian Miller
It's kind of a boring answer, but probably a lot of the old classics like Q-Bert or Donkey Kong or Mario Bros. Probably Pacman and Galaga as well.
Liam Bell
I want Crisis to bring in Rogue Trooper, or any 2000ad stuff really.
Like the last Mike clone wandering the desolate, battle-torn landscape of various former countries in the 2087 AU. Getting shitty advice from the three Mikes possessing his equipment.
Christian Green
What sort of arcade games are appropriate for a pizzeria outside of something like Burgertime or SMB, anyway? That Konami TMNT game? I know Yo Noid had an arcade release.
Bentley Collins
Beamz probably likes playing Mortal Kombat with the older kids and filling in a missing slot on one of those 4 player beat em ups whenever he can.
Robert Kelly
A pizzeria near me growing up had a few arcade machines in it. I think it had SF2, Galaga, and Ms Pacman
Grayson Sanchez
>ywn boop Freddy's nose
Mason Gray
I wonder if Scott can draw. I feel like he has to have at least some skill with it in order to model.
Ryder Rogers
He graduated from the Art Institute of Houston, so I imagine he's got some measure of ability
Ian Hernandez
>yfw Scott doesn't come here because he was run off in early 2015 for MSPaint scribbles.
Owen Carter
They must have low standards
Andrew Parker
>Scott was FHF
Matthew Hughes
>Scott types like a Brazilian underage b& who has a concerning hard on for Freddy The most astonishing plot twist he's done yet, how much further can he take this lore?
Andrew Lewis
>In 1999, 145 students brought suit against the Art Institute of Houston and its parent company Education Management Corporation Inc alleging they were defrauded by the school. The students alleged that while seeking to gain a quality education, they were lured into enrollment at the Art Institute of Houston and encouraged to matriculate, often under an albatross of hefty student loans. They charged the school knowingly misled students into believing they would receive a valuable post-secondary education as well as skills which would lead to subsequent employment. The lawsuit was settled by a confidential agreement in 2000. More like no standards at all.
Kayden Morgan
If Scott was here, he would've turned himself into a Scott Coffin pretty quick going off of his sensitivity towards criticism.
Landon Brooks
Well that's depressing.
Jack Wood
>Scott got scammed into getting a useless degree
Luis Martinez
>Scott got "taught" at an institution with no qualifications >didn't learn any useful skills as a game developer >likely ended up in a mountain of debt for his troubles >had to rely on his self-taught skills >had no industry connections because fraud school >was forced to try and salvage his life with the only things he knew how to do Jesus, no wonder Scott's like he is now. Everything makes a lot more sense knowing that. I used to think he was mentally ill because of how he's been acting for years now, but now I'm not so sure. Getting tricked into attending that school is probably the root of most of his life's problems.
Colton Phillips
He can program games and create assets, fine, though. In fact, he's quite good at programming, great, even. Most of the things he does with the Clickteam engine are by all logical standards impossible. His problems don't stem from an academic source.
Benjamin Anderson
For real, I've messed around with Clickteam before and I have no clue how Scott does what he does.
Noah Anderson
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Julian Diaz
>Can't leave office not because you are secretly the undead son of the main antagonist who has come on a secret mission to rescue his long-lost sister, but because you're too fat to get up without help >Chosen to be the scooping victim not because of a convoluted plot but because you would make the largest skinsuit >Foxy or Foxy equivalent plays some work-out music when running down the hallway trying to get you to get up and join them >Cupcake on desk is poisoned and you are informed it is poisoned but it is also the only food in your office for your 6-hour-long shift >Maybe add a mechanic that gives you a hunger meter and you have to make yourself something else to eat to refill it and if you don't you will automatically eat the cupcake >Instead of the Toreador March when you lose power and Tammy stands in the doorway staring at you she tries to encourage you to get up and run away, "Get up tigercub, it's time to move! A quick jog is a great way to start the day! At least try! Just fucking try! Do it! Just fucking do it!" Five Nights at Tammy's sounds pretty good desu senpai
Jayden Gray
I've got writer's block. Give me prompts so I can try to break through it.
Noah Roberts
>Phonedude is Beamz showing you the ropes >"Phoneguy is kill" phonecall is him getting the high score on a cabinet, yelling "Rad!" but then getting scolded by an angry Tam before being forcefully sent on a 100 lap run around the outside of the building. I can dig it
Jaxon Morris
Freddy showing the guard the people's elbow
Owen Cook
Bon Bon's lower body and Funtime Freddy's detached hand combine to punch everyone in the dick.
Parker Jenkins
Mike finds Phone Guy's severed head, who's found what was in all those empty heads Beamz hunts down the guard through a laser tag game Something lewd involving your favorite animatronic Plushtrap in a Child's Play like environment
Zachary Anderson
>Golden Freddy is replaced with Robotic Richard Simmons
You'd think you'd see that as you come in to work.
Tammy doing her morning stretches before the day shift show up and she needs to put on the rest of her suit.
A world in which Freddy's did okay until they tried to field a food truck.
Henry Long
Make a poem about something
Hudson Watson
So did Bnom get shanked in a favela or something?
Henry Allen
I dunno lol
Robert Myers
Confession time I really like Beamz, Tammy, and Randy. Hell, I like OCs in general. The creativity that goes into some of them and the things people can do with them that they can't do with the canon bots are fun.