/ink/ - Splatoon General

Pure queen best queen

I'm going to be the Queen of Tennis

>sex with mane
what did he mean by this

This made me happy, thank you. I have no idea what happened to the person who said was going to join with their friend, but I have a good idea who it might be and his name is related to a Russian satellite

Yes hello, I'll be there in just a second,
right as I booted up Splatoon my dog had to go out

das it

>Wave 1 grillers
Hopefully we don't get another wave 1 shitshow, I haven't played SR yet this rotation

>Enemy Baller keeps trying to run me over
>Pop it and kill them both times they trigger it
>Manage to win the Splat Zone by knockout
Definitely would not of won that one if they actually popped the fucker when they were in the zone.

ey, fucking grillers. I still dont like it at all

>not wanting to fuck Gucci Mane

Are you a faggot or something

Threadly reminder to stop being a scrub, stop complaining, and start adapting.

sirlin.net/articles/playing-to-win

>linking washed up fuccboi David Sirlin's "guide"
embarrassing

"no"

that's a slut, not a queen

Is it wrong? If so, why?

village bicycle is not royalty

true queen is special woomy

This squiga gets it

>Most of Europe's royalty were inbred with many birth defects

This guy may be right

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it's not wrong but i wanted to shitposting

That was a clusterfuck

gotta kill faster boys

She's still a Queen to me

A size queen maybe

That's not the queen, that's not even royalty.

>10/99
I want to die, senpai

hmm, maybe its too high ?

Best kind of queen

0/99, I'm gonna stop here senpai

I remember there being a chart that had all the gear and their abilities on it, while also including any Splatnet variations.
Anyone got the link?

>when you hit send too early
this weapon rotation just isn't agreeing with me, I'll play more next time though

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

It's in the OP

gonna take a dinner break Zero. probably will be back later if there will be more people to play

Thanks Sho, Sput and Inky for those last few rounds. Sure we lost most of them but at 350+ rank it does get really crazy and overwhelming. I'm going to take a break but I'll be back on later to play more if you or anyone else is up for it.

Shodan, this is what I meant earlier on about it forcing me to press ZR. I've never seen anyone other than the person at the top of the lobby having to do this.

It's always lobby owner. Original owner prob DCed

I'm not seeing it.
I see the link that shows off their standard mains and some of the unreleased shit, but nothing that includes the Splatnet variations too.

Should I get the Splatoon bundle from Walmart, or pre-order the Mario one from Gamestop.

Both joycon colors look neat.

Yeah, I know. Its first time I saw it glitch like that too. I saw myself first in the list and didnt have the command buttons on my side.

Down near the bottom is Hats/Shirts/Shoes listed in alphabetical order. "Ability 1" is the default and all the others are the splatnet variations
Splatoon bundle is better by far. Odyssey looks amazingly fun, I agree, but it's a single player game. Playing a multiplayer experience while it's fresh and new is the best way to experience it

Ah, shit I'm a blind cunt.
Thanks user.

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No worries

post yfw

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these are my favorite queens,
God they're SO adorable

Who would win in a fight?

Not Splatoon related but it's about my joycons. Have the newer ones that are being released by Nintendo work better than the ones sold with the original switch? Mine are still messed up but fine enough for me to play without any real issues.

Have they fixed all the previous issues people had in the newer batch of joycons, like the red/blue or green/pink ones or do all the same problems persist still?

Was this chart out of date at some point since some abilities weren't listed like the recent Cream Basics with Ink Recovery Up?

i still can't believe french woomy is a trap girl

That makes it better

That's the best part!

threadly reminder that this game is DUMB

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>always my team
>never their team
>only when I have an ability drink

>Zack Scott

Might as well have 2 dc

I'm starting to think it's you that have the shit connection Gyro

Threadly reminder that Stingers are BULLIES

>that fake Tim

He does it!

He's S+ material though, he told me himself!

I know the "splat tim" meme originally came from /ink/, but is it based off of our Tim?

No, different Tim

I'm telling you, it's not my connection.

>have a blaster on my team
>doesn't focus the stingers
hmmmmm

No, has nothing to do with him.

WHY ARE CHUM CUTE!?

Do we already have a Tier List for Splatoon 2 abilities?

>upload speed literally 1/8 of your actual upload speed
That explains things, it takes too long for you to tell the enemy that they are dead but it's faster for them to tell you that you're dead

THEY'RE NOT CUTE!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BEAT THEM UP!!

splat tim isn't from ink, it just happened that the meme shared names with Tim.

How do I get this good in salmonrun bros?

Smallfry are cuter

Please don't, people get mad thinking that people do this for attention and I'm just taking a break

Anyone got the Black Trainers with RSU?
I need them for freshness reasons, since none of my current shoes with RSU suit my ensemble.

STEELHEADS ARE HOT

Yes, it gets its data from twitter.com/splatnetstore Which was broken by a patch.

>96 eggs

Does not seem that special.

I got a pair
can't play right now though ):

>implying

Stealing other peoples eggs doesnt make you a good salmon run player

Salmon are for killing, you're siding with the literal apocalypse you scum

They mostly hate the squid scum, so I can't care less

you can't stop me

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no stfu

Smallfry are fucking hellspawn who chase down and devour the weak and defenseless.

Cohocks are chubby material, Steelheads on the other hand are the true bara.

Depends what time you are willing to get a console. Splatoon would be halfdead for at least a week when Mario will be out.

That isn't good, that's just being greedy for eggs.
Good is when you top in both power eggs golden eggs. That indicates you're actually doing your part to clear out trash and bosses.