/owg/ - Overwatch General

What the hell is this? A YouTube link?

LUL

>LUL
Redditor.

But I went from Plat to GM in a week? Granted I fell to Masters and been stuck there forever but still

>I didnt get summer sombra

its twitch and not worth watching

How do I git gud at luck like you?

Tracer is a lesbian pedophile!

>not being selected as the designated team carrier by the matchmaking system every round

>ywn lick his chest

buy a new account and abuse the broken initial account comp placements

Suck a rabbit's toes

>being selected as the designated team carrier by the matchmaking system every round and unable to carry 5 retards against a proper team.

>ywn master the bongos like him.

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Don't get cold feet now!

>Scuba diver
>Muff diver

Hoiya

Tracer is a lesbian! She's a dyke! She's a rug muncher! She's a muff diver!

I want to support Mei while she takes a black dick in her face!

Reaper is gay! He's a homo! He's a cock gobbler! He's tosses salad!

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I have autism

Man I love THINN

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Fagposters should be beaten to death for ruining good characters

i want to cuddle mei. i want to hold her at night and fall asleep next to her. i want to wake up next to her and tell her how cute she looks with bedhead. i want to get up before her and make her a lovely cup of tea. i want to make both of us breakfast and eat it with her at a fancy kitchen table. i want to help her get ready for work. i want to give her a hug and a kiss before she leaves.

You mean sticc, right?

>he is canonically gay
>he was ruined

You just liked a homo. Can't you live with that user?

>Pick Genji
>Run headfirst at the enemy player
>Use your basic ability on an 8 second cooldown that stops the enemy from being able to land barely any attacks whatsoever on you
>Spam projectiles that covers your entire field of view
>Use your gigantic gapcloser and double jumps that allows you to chop even airborne targets into sushi and kill them
>"Psssh... nothin personell, kid"
So this is what it's like to play the highest skillcap hero in the game...

>tfw not a gay
Life would be much easier but I can't into a dudes face

>canonically gay
Headcanon
>ruined
It's almost like as soon as a character is gay it's impossible for him to be tough or badass

What happened to beng?

>So this is what it's like to play the highest skillcap hero in the game...
What is Tracer

ded

>le gay unkillable girl
>skill

Junkrat is currently the highest skill character in the game, and you're only mad because it shows how little skill you have.

what have you got against gays user?

How are you suppose to stop the turret bullshit? Even the guy that has the bullet sponge shield doesn't help. The turret users are bullet sponges themselves as well. Is there just nothing you can do against that?

Ruins a character. Gay people can't be tough or badass. Unless said character is a sissy twink then it's ok, because that fits.

Rocket launcher woman

Did you make this?

Maybe I can help with that?

user, that's not true.
Reaper likes tough strong men, whereas lucio likes girls with lipstick in pink dresses; which has more manly tastes, huh?

You can help with the turret in my pants.

Dominating someone weaker than you is manly, which is why it's manly to like girls (and why Romans/Greeks thought it was manly to like little boys). Wanting to be dominated by someone stronger than you makes you a sissy faggot and a wimp.

youtu.be/tODdMKd0YkQ?t=184

Give Amélie more skins pls

i want to be the big black dick.

>try to introduce friends to the game on free weekend
>face nothing but 4k genji smurfs
who knew

She will be always the best. 4me

>Spam projectiles that covers your entire field of view

You're an idiot. Stop shooting deflect.

Jack and Morrison are in an equal dominance relationship, user, keep up.

uhh he's talking about right clonk

A tip, don't call other people idiots if you don't even know how the characters kit works

Being dominated by a man ever = beta sissy fag

>finish placements
>get grandmasters
And it only took a whole year

that's fucking awful

WHY DOES ZEN KEEP GETTING EZ HEADSHOTS??

>this man is a beta sissy fag
sure user, and you're a big strong boy

Personality counts, user. All the muscle mass in the world means nothing if you're a sissy wimp.

Also all of this is moot because this is your headcanon with no source material to back it up. You lose, sorry.

>he thinks that canon is important
People are still going to make art of your favorite muscly men fucking each other, hun.

The dude literally does one armed pushups in the game, I'd like to see you bust out even one of those

I bet you would love to see me work out ;^)

I'm more attracted to fit men just like you are.

I can almost do one desu

Have you told your mommy you love her today, /owg/?

I LOVE YOU MOMMY!

I wanna fuck Sombra
and too

I blew your 'mommys' brains out, then relieved myself with her corpse, sorry

Right click doesn't "cover your entire field of view". I have nearly 100 hours on the damn hero.

I'm not saying you can't draw your gay smut, I'm saying that just because you do doesn't mean the character is gay. I can wish all I want that Tracer likes men, but she doesn't.

Does this shit always take 400 hours to "install" on PS4?

Everything takes 400 hours to update on PS4 because PSN sucks wang

34th for best girl

It's an in game installing box that keeps me from doing anything but practice range and intro.

Been at 100% for hours.

this game is so dead lmao

>grab newbie friends level 1-10
>5 min queue
>matched against 3 level 300+ and 2 level 70s

I can't get over this comic

it was going pretty funny until
>le epic battle mercy XD haha GURL POW3R

But this was the 56th post?

34th poster

Why would a Mexican bake with wasabi?

But you were the 22 poster?

>nearly 100 hours
aahahahahahahahaha, so you think youre experienced with him now?

purplepill me on sombra

It's the future.

you guys are trolling right

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>le minority handling spicy food meme

>Sombra posting in base-10
Low effort