/utg/ - Undertale general

Mistaken identities are a core theme of Undertale that we've rarely discussed.

That's not a human! That's a giant chicken I tell you!

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Anyone got the Caretaker "It was me, Asriel" pic?

tell ya hwat

AU where everything is the same except Mettaton wants to be a famous weightlifter instead of a performer and he, Shyren and Napstablook become the strongest robot, fish and ghost in the world instead of a band

Remember that time Papyrusfags got really angry and offended when someone pointed out that Asgore, Undyne and Alphys hung out together more than Papyrus, Undyne and Alphys?

No, and neither do you.

Check like 3 or 4 threads ago

I can't imagine Mettaton as anything other than a twink. besides, I don;t see any way lifting can make actuators and servos any stronger.

Well duh. No need to give it any heed. Press the button and move on

>butthurt Bernie commie cucc numale Undertalers deleting this post

*shoots in the head execution style to make an example of him for the rest of the low testosterone vermin in this thread*

I am the BOSS around here

They are very good actuators and servos

How strong is he, really? Physically speaking. We talking Robocop strong, or Sonny strong?

He can lift at least nine pounds

Lizzer thread.

nuokay

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Does anyone else think the ending would have been better if Asgore died and Asriel got saved instead?

Nah, that's a very common opinion.

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Nothing you say will ever convince anyone that the spider isn't cute! Everyone knows it's a fact! Your efforts will lead you nowhere!

But can the Spider make a perfect grilled cheese sandwich!?

Porque no los dos

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The baby spider lining up at the soup kitchen!
Having already gone to the soup kitchen earlier, dressed up as the baby spider!
The volunteer at the soup kitchen telling the baby spider she already had her turn when she finally gets to the front of the line!
The baby spider being very hungry and crying!

No!
Only if I give up!

Oh I do believe I have the vapors

So what, if anything, was jimmyhotpants1995?

you must DIE

I love you all

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So wait, is the bully the same size as the baby spider? Because I just imagine a fully grown man in baby clothes trying to pass off as an actual baby.

I think what I learned from reading through the last thread is that some people think people think the main message of Undertale is that you can always get what you want if you want it badly enough, and that they will never be happy until Toby personally delivers them a live fuckable goteboi.

I have a response to that but I'm not really sure how personal I'm allowed to get before people start disliking it here.

wow that got weird quick

Sans has already addressed that type of person. They're the kind of people who won't EVER be happy.

You bet! Grilled cheese sandwiches have a lot of room for improvement. Luckily the spider has just the thing to make it perfect: cuteness! Add one teaspoon of cuteness to the cheese and that's it!
Being a volunteer at the soup kitchen!
Having noticed the bully at the soup kitchen earlier!
Comforting the spider and giving her a healthy meal!
The spider no longer being hungry and being happy!
Only if you give up will you finally be free to love the spider! It will be so much better!
Yes, that spider!

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you can say whatever weird shit you want new guy

Go right ahead. It's a free country.

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A comic I like has finally updated after two years of haitus.

Now I'm conflicted. I thought that once I finally have something else to look forward to, I would finally be able to let go of utg. But on the other hand, this has also taught me that there's still hope, even after long periods of waiting where nothing is happening.

What should I do? What is the universe telling me to do?

Where are my bots

You think that's weird? Yesterday I finished reading IT and the last like 5 pages were all about how you need to let go and move on, and even stated that just because you don't get to see what happens after the end doesn't mean it can never be happy. And then an LP from 2014 I was watching used the phrase "hopes and dreams" and am I going crazy? The universe is fucking with my shit.

I want to hug Frisk

Right here.

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The universe is sending me mixed messages. Just yesterday she sent the cops to give me a restraining order, what does it mean?

Is it something I can resolve by sending more flowers and serenading her under her window?

When we wanna see messages, we have a lot of false positives.

Yes, Reader
She just doesn't know her place yet

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what if undertale was a good game and not just alot of weird, fresh shit for tumblrites to make porn of

japan is making the porn now user
get with the times

mettaton has a nice vagania

>Holy Papyrus
I never get this
Is this something people normally do with the names of people they know?
Is it some part of the human experience I missed?

imagine

Have a good weekend, everybody.

>page 9
Angel Frisk to the rescue!

I didn't quite understand it either...I rarely look past the thicc lizzer.

Papyrus is actually an angel of death

huh... oh sorry, I was napping.

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>not a fish a bone and a frisk.png
What is this, fucking amateur hour?

Anyone have anymore of Alphys being lazy/gross?

These are the only ones I have.

I know of some, but you don't want it.

>ifunny

Oh and this one I suppose.
No fetish shit, just her being a lump.

TY senpai.

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no problem!

i know the comic you're talking about and it's never going to last, the ship has sailed so far that it's circumnavigated the globe and returned to find its homeland pillaged by wrathful norsemen

Ha. I get it.

She's a lounge lizard.

Which Titan would your favorite use?

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>interior decorating in CDDA
>a zombie smashes the window again

All I want is to be left alone.

I've never seen or heard about anything about Titanfall, but I'll say the one with a massive sword.

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>no goat friend

>no goat to protect from demon bullies.

I can't believe Asriel is just gonna stand there while Frisk rapes his sister

Flowey best boy.

Requesting this with underfesh sans added.

Isn't this already an edit? I could have sworn that there was a longer table version

yup

Okay cool. I thought I was rememberign incorrectly.