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does anyone want to level in dungeons?
62 sch on aether

ok lets end this shit
post your character and the last time you had sex with an actual woman with a vagina that you didn't have to pay money for IRL
memes do not apply

your mom, yesterday

I have a huge fear of stds so I've never had sex seeing how openly promiscuous people are

video games

>last time you had sex with an actual woman
jokes on you thinking any of us have actually had sex with a woman

Hyper Smug!

Literally yesterday having a fiance is noice
why am I responding to a shitposting meme
for attention of course

your mom, currently.

How is FFXIV overly complex? It's just rotations with every boss having a few mechanics

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highlanders (and roes pls)

did you finally get tiddy engine or are highlanders just that busty

Does males count? If so like 2 weeks ago

hahaha sure thing fuccboi

>3d
>gross bodily fluids
>smells and stds
>sweat and hair
>babies

>2d
>perfectly pure
>just as fun
>catgirls

easy choice to make

highlanders are just that stacked, but i also have the eztrainer

I'm a virgin!

people don't learn rotations and unironically press random skills

I don't care if you believe me or not, I literally just wanted an excuse to post my shitty elf

sounds like me playing ninja at 70

I always wanted to add muscles and scars to my char but it is so much of a hassle and i'm not good with editing

B-but it legit just 2-3 inputs in a row...The game even shows you which one to push next

how do you explain 2500 dps rdm or bards then
you greatly overestimate the skill of playerbase in mmos

>190209298
Make a Hawaiian butt wiggle gif

flat lizards!

PERMANENT BIG BOOBIES WHEN

?__?

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Reminder that the filthy Duo is eliminated and Yysara with Liora are the last two maladies of this general. Then we are free.

has yysara even posted recently?

I wouldn't even know where to start.
Besides, her name is Maori, not Hawaiian

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and to think just recently we were eliminating acne anus of mlady nocturama and manface nii

A-at level 70? I get that on my RDM at level 64, and I know I'm kind of shit.

>tfw no flat lizard to use as a desk and write correspondences on

Highlanders you say?

yes, and that is with like 100 more ilv then you currently have
install and use a parser for some real terror experiences

I will be grateful to epperson forever for posting this one.

who did you cheat on your eb with today, user?

How did you show off your butt like that? What emote did you use?

This is actually a cool shot.

Any good helmets for SAM?

how do people get tattoos like that

there is only 1 tattoo and it's only if you made your character in 1.0

Smug!

Did I do good on my glamour? I'm proud of it

they used cheat engine to use that emote, it's not actually available to players normally

that's the legacy mark for playing in 1.0, the ones you see here are by editing the textures but they then show up for all of that race kinda deal afaik

Aaria Moon on Ultros. My EB and IRL GF is a girl (girl).

How much per month is the subscription to this game?

if I had an eb, I would never cheat

>Tofu

Like 10 for bare minimum and 15 for people that make too many alts

If I were to ever elf, this would be the elf

Post more

If my EB doesn't play any more is it still cheating?

13 for basic
15 if you want more than 1 character

>ywn eb this cat
;-;

>Wowser

not really no

why not?

lets get eb'd then

Nah, you're practically a widow.

>intentionally riles people up just because he likes getting hate
>blocks your path
>unsheathes katana
>teleports behind you

So did this guy model his entire life around Veeky Forums shitposting?

because I'm on the wrong server :\

Why are y'all niggas so obsessed with this EB shit? It's just an ugly 2 seater mount. You're better off straight up buying the fat moogle mount.

They're a huge tool

cheat engine?

Can you transfer between servers?

Did they post any more than these? Cause I've already watched these two for hours.

He probably posts on /pol/.

yes and if you want you can even move to Zodiark, the best server

Because people here treat it like a real world relationship.

>do Great Gubal Library
>be scholar
>dungeon goes at a normal pace
>2 commendations, no deaths

>do Library again
>tank insists on doing big pulls
>never goes off damage stance
>wipe twice on mobs
>"come on man"
>kicked

Why are people on Hyperion such faggots?

You can but some are full and are locked from transfers such as Balmung and Gilgamesh. Others say they are full when you try to make a character there, but you can still transfer to them.

I finally grinned my DRK to 70 just to make my Au'ra look like a cute edgelord. Its PERFECT.

Well according to every gay baby in these threads every server is best server because they're on it
I'm on Mateus right now and it's nothing but RPers

would pet

>people
>not being faggots

Nude ver when

>pet
I would kiss it.

Would anyone like to help me cum?

petting shorter tsun edgelords for their reaction is more fun to me

i will, server?

No shit. Mateus is an RP server.

do cute and mentally stable femras like cute catboys?

Will you show me your dick?

I'd love to user if you send me lewds

>mentally stable femras

that's the best meme all year

Balmung. I'm willing to go to any other server though.
[Spoiler]Yes.

Where are you.

Well user I dunno what to say, I was told to stay away from Balmung, nobody told me Mateus was a containment server.
Where should I transfer? I want to hang with people from here who actually play but I also wanna stay the fuck away from... THESE

Do you have Discord or email you could give?

no sorry, we only like other femras or catgirlswith a dick

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>Come to play with /xivg/
>Surprised when you end up with /xivg/ people

Just pick a random server because outside of Balmung, Gilgamesh and Mateus its all just normal people for the most part.

lewdthings#3921

people here actually fall in love with someone elses character and treat their virtual videogame wedding as an official pubblic engaging act

>ywn find the perfect eb