Csgog

>haven't played in a while let's say 10 months
>originally le
>start playing comp
>53 bomb on mirage
>silver elite
Nice game gotards

Reminder that byali is quitting CS to play LoL instead. Dead game.

vp as dead as this thread

sadokist has literally been spoutting out shitty fucking /tv/ memes for the past 45 minutes

sadokist?

i dont know who it was anymore
whoever was casting at eleague with the guy who has a deep voice

our boy semmler

thats the one
he needs to get off fucking /tv/

>I'm massive
fucking manlets at it again

stewies hair is fucking shit

csgog a dead shit

I don't believe you

I didn't play on my smurf for 1 year, played with it two weeks ago and won, had only dropped two ranks

it's either a dead thread or the anime posters come back

pick your poison

yikes csgo is so dead. this thread looks exactly like an sc2 thread

at least they still have an OP to copy paste

its over for nv

eleague playoffs is gonna be the most stacked playoffs in a looong time, no underdogs made through yet

what was that cyka b rush from envy? they had so much utility and not even flashing in front of them when taking b halls lel

csgo can't be dead I'm just starting to learn the game and practice muscle memory aim...

it's far from dead
current csgo is the best iteration of cs we've ever seen so far
it's just that most of Veeky Forums posters are scrubs who jump ships and play PUBG and OW now
also not much to discuss that fits this board these days other than tourneys

C9 looks trash
VP keep throwing
Na'vi keeps choking
Hues in jail
Both COD teams are super meme dreams
Frenchies aren't hacking
Fnatic is FPL now
Throwers keep making outrageous demands
China will soon take over

What am I missing?

c9 looked perfect yesterday

assmad c9 fangirl detected

thanks for the (You)
may I have another?

...

kek

WEW lad looks like pasha is having withdraws from lack of speed

>give me this motherfucker into octagon
please make it happen

>thorin nowhere to be seen since his post
looks like he can't handle the banter back at him, once again

Is loot.bet legit? are there any legit betting site?

THORIN ON SUICIDE WATCH

lel isnt nuke nip's map

not for about 3 years now

why is he so mad
what did thorin say

...

I think to add extra context he's been berating vp along with other teams for a while now for having high salaries but with less than decent results

>pooland isnt a meme
heh

Xms have been so great
-sixer when?

what the fuck is wrong with drakens awping
its like he doesnt know how to center a target

he can literally only flick

wew

the fire rises

nip :(

>thorin calling someone else a self righteous fuck
weird

so today we learn that Thorin doesn't know the meaning of "miracle"

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>Thoorin calling Pasha an ex-plumber because he's Polish
>when Thoorin gets called out he yells it was a compliment

i know just the guys

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>I called all your years of practicing and training a miracle, it was a compliment
is it autism or is he damage controlling?

>you are not my friend, you are my ginger friend

what?

both

Looks like pasha is trying to deescalate. Such a shame since thorin needs to get his ass beat badly

holy fuck he keeps going

>nv get out of groups
Finally

my wifes son edition

twitter.com/hoochR/status/911534333797728257

xgod just got married :)

why do bumfuck ugly slavs somehow get married? is it just western culture that's so fucking degenerate that most men between 20-35 live alone and play video games?

it's pashaspeak for "ginger cunt"

Money.

Why is Thorin unable to apologize? He insulted Pasha out of nowhere.

he doesnt need to apologize

He called him a toilet cleaner unprovoked.

thats a compliment and a typical job for poles

Evens: cs
Odds: work

not a compliment, it is a stale overused insult

by far talent about being good at video games is what gives me the most anxiety

I can't sleep at night because I compare myself to talented aimers like ScreaM and f0rest and every time I see them instantly flick onto pixels and blow up heads I think about how hard I struggle just to be able to keep my kda positive in deathmatch even though I have thousands of hours in other shooters that aren't csgo

I literally and unironically want to kill myself sometimes because I think I wasn't given the genetics that would let me achieve greatness
I'm fucking depressed and not in the edgy normie attentionwhore sense, I'm literally fucking depressed and I can't focus on shit like schoolwork and simple conversations

someone please respond before I seriously formulate a plan to kill myself, I'm fucking desperate

do a flip homo

i want envy to succeed my dudes

reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/720az2/after_4k_hours_i_realized_that_i_have_no_chance/
this was you?

anyways, sounds like you simply wont ever git gud
just give up and do something worthwhile with your life than wasting it on a video game
i mean jeez, if you can't even keep 2 K/D ratio on DM, just know your place

no that's not me but it's not an uncommon problem at all desu