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First for comfy piano tunes

the heck you took my meme

*squeaks*

Culture wins when it spreads.

This.
Culture = growth.

>Pomf's chode is 7" across
...
Proof?

Now let's settle it:

WHAT DO WE GIVE THE LIBRARIAN?

Death

Shitty magic books that give powers, like the ability to move something one tile every five minutes

The ability to blatantly erp but not be banned for it because it is written in a book so its ok

>c^ders trying to move mechanics

For what reason

A way to download books onto PDAs

>be dumb bird
>think it'd be fun to pretend to be the AI with the agent ID card and voice changer
>instead fuck it all up and get caught soon after

holy fuck my mind is blown

Mechanics should be closer to science, but I don't see a way to do that on box.

Why do mechanics even exist?

>place IED bear traps to try and kill my target
>forget all about it
>manage to parapen him anyway
>intended on doing gimmicky shenanigans with him once he wakes up
>the second I cable cuff him I hear an explosion
>a sec officer (and my potential collaborator) trips the IED and loses a leg
>sec and the AI bust me because of the explosion tipping them off

I really should do the gimmicks after the targets are complete.

>Lighting bug happens
>Frozen in place by my disposals bin and can't move
>Decide to tell my crew that I've decided to stare into my garbage can all day
>Give a couple updates in the first thirty minutes as I tab in and out waiting for something to happen
>Suddenly hear a honk in the background
>Tab back to see clown staring into the bin with me
>Honkers says, "This bin is incredible, I see why you like staring into it. Can I join you?"
>Stare into the bin and give updates for almost two hours
>People keep joining us
>The bin communicates with us with parcels and notes
>Gives me a violin and grants me a wish to eat pizza
>At the two hour mark a radstorm comes
>"You may go, but I must stay"
>Jermaine stays with me and we die as we lived
>Staring into a garbage can

This says a lot about how boring Deff rounds are.

Well having three radios in his bunker is kind of shit when you can do the same as an assistant with three station bounced radios so he should have a better way to monitor comms.

>decide to go Mime instead of Chemist
>station is real dark
>wander through maint looting some cool stuff
>meet up with some guy
>laser and taser tag with them for fun and being robust
>cannot use holodeck because power is dead
>head to escape
>pass him a box of colored crayons I found
>draw shit on all tiles in escape shuttle lobby
>suddenly GREMLINS
>help purify the place
>some random schmuck comes in and start to disarm fight us barehanded
>bro leaves
>relax in escape until power returns
>get bored, find bro in medbay
>fail to communicate slightly, doesn't matter
>go with him back to Holodeck, have rematch now that power is back on
>have to use PDA to say the word Robust because one cannot simply mime convey robustness as a concept
>been miming everything the whole round otherwise
>get back to boxing
>suddenly Abel fucking Baxter shows up and steals my PDA with my ID in it
>me and bro team up to try to track him down through maints
>fail to find him, get a sec at EVA/Escape to find him for us
>search maints more, but we find this one blue guy trapped in a locker
>tags along with us for a short bit
>bro starts throwing up
>explosions echoing
>medbay/center zone no oxygen
>decide to get back to Escape with bro
>turns out bro is toxined from eating spider meat earlier
>make it to escape together
>he leaves to get medibot
>organize inventory while he and other people show up
>give him a Silver Coin I found, as a token of brotherhood with my own Uranium Coin
>get in shuttle, most people make it, even Ian
>suddenly SPACE CARPS BREAK IN
>GET SWARMED AND EATEN ALIVE
>bro breaks down, tries to defib me back
>get back in my body but fail to be revived before round ends

Just make a new thread next time. This is awful.

I do.

Mechanics is a redundant protolathe and circuit imprinter. Put them in bomb range of each other and you defeat that.

thanks for all the shenanigans in brig, never a dull moment

Cargo sells protolathe kits for like 5 bucks

27th for husbandos! Who is yours?

Circuit imprinter is the more important of the two and you don't always have two minutes to spare for that.

>one cannot simply mime convey robustness as a concept
Untrue

>cargo consoles destroyed
>RnD destroyed
You can go to the MoMMI nest but it's still a balance issue if you basically remove an imprinter.

Oh geez I didn't think I would one day become part of an OP image. I would like to thank my parents for getting me this far.

Who is making these garbage threads and why are you autists allowing it

T. Some male static who really desperately wants to get mentioned

I wonder, if waifus are played by guys... are husbandos played by girls?

I also wonder this

WHO TOOK THE FINAL POST FROM ME
I KNOW YOU WILL SEE THIS

It was a good shift brother, I ended up breaking down and killing myself after I failed to defib you, sorry I failed to track down abel but atleast we had some fun.

Probe is a girl, and Allen Baker is still best husbando, so yes.
Further proof: Kayahi is best nonhuman husbando, and wait I've said too much.

probe being taken from us still hurts, despite his flaws
HATE GOLDSTEEL
HATE KOL*TH

girls don't play spess

A minute of silence for those we've lost, please.

I personally know one that does but she likes to not advertise it

QUICK, GUESS WHICH PLAYERS ARE FEMALES

The ones that act just like spessmen?

Termedclepe
The only force in the universe capable of such vileness is a woman

Sawbones

Is photographing others as a MOMMI a violation of my laws?
What about running a newsfeed?

me

photographing isn't
fairly confident you could run a newsfeed as long as it was improving the station

why is the thread recap the second post and not the first? i've noticed this for a couple of these threads but I am not sure why it is

chronic shitposting

detective is a shitty meme job populated entirely by shitters who want to feel important and without responsibility

see: tohru, elise, every waifufag, every random namer, deefibb, me, (You), patrick bateman, CIA man

the thing is some of them actually try to RP, since it's an RP job, but no one ever RPs on /veegee/ so they can't interact with anyone so they're even more worthless
Detective needs some reworking

also Very Supsicious Man

The unrobust shitters

make him what the detective is now, and give the detective real bullets

yeah, female players hardly ever play as actual females, so they choose male and go unnoticed
people are drooling over dumb neckbeards pretending to be girls in a mediocre way

THIS
Also PDA newscaster or network to shitpost when

>spessIRC

>this is what people actually believe
Embarrassing.

What makes you an authority?

Saying something like "all girls play men because they don't want to be noticed" is retarded when both genders like attention.

Besides, all the females I know that play this play multiple characters, both male and female.
Except kammer.

>both genders like attention
I nearly have a heart attack the moment I get any attention

>both genders like attention
The kind of attention a gender gets here is something nobody should ever want, I try and help people have memorable shifts but as a whole Im a who, and I like it like that way.

Besides, people already shitpost about me all the time, why would you ever want the attention of this place.

>"nyo I dyon't wanna use my scyanner"
>department can't act decisively /at all/
>sits in the bar for two hours, cult major victory

gotta love that insufferable dead weight roleplaying

>>"nyo I dyon't wanna use my scyanner"

who /blushes_when_mentioned/ here

(You)

Then you're a weird dude, man. Getting some kind of attention from someone is a requirement to good mental health.

s-stop it user

the thing is some of them try to roleplay and follow space law but the good ones get banned and the shitters are free to play forever

go away s*l**i***

fuck off d**n*g*r

Pretty sure Duny is a female french tf2-playing furry?

Fold Librarian and Detective into one job.
Give Botanists a "Holistic Healer" alt. title that spawns with MD clothes and a shitton of hallucination.

No, that's Dylan.

that explains it, only a woman can be such a bad coder even after years of experience

Possible to make a xenos queen in xenobio?

Seems impossible

>tfw assigned psychotropics
A-am I admin material now?

No, that's PJB.

No, that's Nexis.

What?

if it's pharma meth for ADD or something you're just gonna turn into a sleeper more retarded version of nuke

Is it Ritalin? If it is, don't take it.

too late
what's the problem

>(MANUAL BAN) Permabrigged the chaplain after the chaplain killed the syndie clown for pulling an esword on him. Then played space law lawyer in ahelps to justify it. Enemies of the corporation are valid salid, if you can prove that you understand this and won't permabrig people for killing confirmed syndicate agents in the future feel free to appeal to this ban.

Who was in the wrong here?

>argued with several admins for over an hour
gee i dunno

It makes you play Factorio.

>Argued with admins
>permaing someone for self defense
>unable to accept that they are in the wrong
the fucking sec autist was