"Woshington! Good to see you. I believe you know my son?"
"Uh, howdy!"
The greeting didn't have the intended effect. Woshington didn't react, but instead examined Asriel intently. It was the sort of look his mother could give, but it didn't have any of her warmth.
"'Howdy', Prince Asriel." he said stiffly. "So you are accompanying your father these days?"
"Uh, yes sir." He felt that Toriel's diplomatic speech might actually be the right move here. "Oh, but not every day. Mom teaches me too."
"Hmm." he said. "I had always thought you would lead us forever, sire. So good to have a steady set of hands on the reins."
"Well as Tori said, we weren't getting any older. It was time to get on with life."
"Obviously. Well, I can only hope the YOUNG prince can live up to your legacy. Certainly big shoes to fill. I hope when the time comes I am safe in my dotage as he tries to keep the realm clean."
"Ha!" laughed Gerson. "I doubt you're goin' anywhere until you're a pile of dust on your council seat!"
Woshington looked at him impassively. "Anyway Gerson, I wanted to ask you about the latest haul from the garbage. You know I like to earmark things for us aquatic monsters."
"An' why are you bothering an old geezer like me? Neptuna manages the day to day stuff, I just check out the really weird junk."
"Yes, well... she's competent enough, but I wouldn't say she had my complete confidence regarding her experience."
"Erm," ventured Asgore, "hasn't she been managing the garbage collection for fifteen years?"
"Exactly. No time at all to learn the subtleties."
"Well as you can see, I'm in an intense conversation with the King about... about..."
"Mageweed."
"That's right! So unless you wanna wait you'll have to defer to Neptuna's unsubtle assessment skills."
Woshington sighed. "Very well. I shall come back another time. Gerson. Your Majesty. Prince." He turned his back and left the shop.
"Snooty stuck-up sonuva-"
Jose Young
...
Tyler Martin
Well don't I look silly.
Bentley Williams
goodnight lizard
Nathan Ramirez
Two Best Friends bake French Twists
Zachary Baker
Alphys is sweaty and has her hands down her pants whenever someone's not looking and Undyne pees in the shower.
What would happen if an electrokinetic fell into the Underground, and they were struggling with the inner "Psycho Electro" inside them, constantly fighting against their growing paranoia and insanity?
Jason Jackson
Depends, are they 8?
Kayden Walker
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Austin James
>muffet x invader zim this is pure gold man, good job
Sebastian Powell
Link a song that you associate with your fav.
Leo Sanders
Would you still love your fav if they looked lugely ligctecty but
Brody Sullivan
...
Anthony Wilson
Are you having a stroke
Alexander Lopez
I would yeslially
Andrew Cooper
...
Samuel Bennett
...
Brandon Hernandez
Your fave is 8 and getting hugs and kisses from their parent, and not you. How will you resolve this situation?
Evan Turner
what's wrong with that user?
Xavier Bailey
By having my heart warmed and moving on with my day!
Cooper Thompson
Does some kind of labeled text dump exist, that makes it easy to get all of a character's dialogue? Would be useful for writing.
Leo Wood
Same here.
I would have to be a thoroughly broken person to react to it in any other way. I am kinda broken, but not in that way.
Brody Lee
You don't understand. Your fave feels safe with their parent. Your fave gets their favorite snack from their parent when they come home from school and if they have nightmares their parent lets them sleep in their bed. When your fave feels upset they are comforted by their parent and told they are precious and loved unconditionally. All this done to them by their parent, and not you. If you don't act soon, it'll be too late.
My actions are to feel happy for them and have my heart warmed.
Nathan Carter
...
Adam Thompson
...
Lucas Morales
...
Aaron Murphy
...
Asher Price
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
Gabriel Murphy
i can't believe asgore and undyne are getting married
Hudson Lewis
It's too late. Your fave got a bad grade in the big test and their parent changed their tone. Your fave no longer gets their snack and when they have nightmares they get yelled at. Their parent tells them they are a failure and that things would be better if they weren't around. Your fave's parent has loud parties when your fave is trying to sleep after being sent to their room without dinner because the guests arrived and started drinking at 3PM. You could have stopped this.
Hunter Brown
The spider a mad! MAD!
Andrew Edwards
Thank you, this is really useful.
Aiden Lopez
The spider playing the hit 2015 game Undertale! The spider becoming attached to one of the characters from the game- Asriel Dreemurr! The spider discovering that she can't save Asriel! The spider trying to fill the hole with fanarts and fanfics, but it doesn't work! The spider crying and feeling helpless and never being able to save Asriel!
Austin Robinson
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David King
But can the Spider stop the rampant growth of mold inside of a loaf of bread designed to cover the entire world in anti-cute mold!?
Jack Hernandez
Muffet likes her other mommy better.
Landon Wood
So Muffet is the product of a lesbian monster magic mating ritual... Makes sense.
Nathan Harris
>never going to be enveloped by grown up 8 foot tall Asriel's legs as I sit on his lap and push back, making him shift his position to hold me closer Feels bad
Chase Hall
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Joshua Miller
How come there's no AU where Alphys gets adopted by loving parents
Grayson Bailey
Pumpkin has Gaster adopting Alphys
Nathaniel Lewis
Oh right Nevermind
Aaron Martinez
Alphys doesn't deserve happy parents
Nolan Collins
No!
Isaiah Richardson
...
Landon Peterson
I want to protect the lizards smile along with the two goats, the fish and the skeleton I like
Ayden Ramirez
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Thomas Ramirez
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Jace Gonzalez
Sure. The spider writing the best fanfic about saving Asriel ever! Everyone in the Undertale community really liking the spider's fanfic! Undertale's creator, a dumb and lazy dog, also liking the fanfic! The fanfic officially becoming part of the game through an update! The spider being so proud and happy! Horns were a mistake.
Christian Moore
The best
Adam Powell
> Has this answer been pulled into the void itself!? Will the Spider be able to answer the question before Gaster steals everyone's posts!?
Kayden Lopez
Accidentally hit submit early. Of course! Anti-cute mold will have a very difficult time overcoming the vast amounts of cuteness in the air! No matter how rampant, the spider can produce infinite cuteness faster than the mold can produce anti-cute! You should really give it up! The spider is too cute! You won't get anywhere!
Gabriel Ortiz
And then I misquote. How embarrassing.
Justin Harris
That's alright, don't worry about it. Thank you for answering my question.
Logan Sanchez
How can air be cute?
Joshua Mitchell
Because you're breathing it.
Thomas Garcia
So who is the worst main character and why?
Joshua Reed
So Sorry. He's technically a main character.
Adrian Watson
That fucking inn rabbit bitch
Hudson Anderson
ur mum lol
Oliver Watson
Fucking Gordon Ramsey.
Landon Brown
sans
Jace James
The spider emits tons and tons of cuteness into the atmosphere every minute.
Grayson Perry
That's kind of creepy.
Isaac Bell
why is sans
Andrew Baker
It's been a while since this chart has actually been updated. With all the character art out of the way, the time has come for the items to start filling in. Completion is drawing near.
Benjamin Kelly
Nice.
Anthony Young
The Companion chart has received an update, as well.
>New: Nightmare Beasts
>Added Title: Annoying, Garrison, and Night >Generals; Bork and Raving Beasts; Matrimony, Ice, and Flex Courtiers >Added Specialties: Garrison Generals >Added Flavor Text: Garrison and Night Generals; Nice Courtier >Updated Stats: Bork, Raving, and Tsundere Beasts; Flex Courtier >Changed Pro/Con Wording: Annoying General
And lastly, since all the character art is finished, I put together a gallery containing the original charts from which I started working as well as character sprites that had been altered or commissioned for this project, including a few extras/variations.
Hey, hang in there. If you're hurting for things to do and are burnt out on consuming stuff, try the reverse and create something.
Connor Reyes
What?
Nathaniel Clark
TWO!?!?!?!!
Tyler Myers
Soon, I fear we will need to use... three scopes.
Nolan Phillips
Lets get controversial in order to drum up posts.
Do you like all the characters? If so what do you like about your favorites?
What characters do you not like? What don't you like about them? How could their character be improved on in order to make you like them without radically changing their ending? (so nothing like Alphys or Toriel should have killed themselves or any bait crap like that)
Chase Cruz
Yes. I like that they are integral to Undertale, but mysterious enough for you to make your own decisions about how they acted and why they did what they did. They are their own miniature enigma.
Christian Sanders
Chara?
Jacob Cook
Yes, but I suppose that can also apply to sans to a lesser extent.
Carson Green
I don't like Chara. I suppose it's not so much their fault as it is the utterly toxic fandom that sprouted around them. But it kind of made me project a lot of the traits I see in these fans onto them.
I'm not sure how they could have been improved, however.
Tyler Bell
Two. Scoops. Yes. Heresy!
Nathan Perez
Icecream?
Isaac White
If you are being serious, during a news conference Donald Trump ended it with a dinner, and for desert everyone got one scoop of ice cream except him, who got two scopes of ice cream.
James Long
I wasn't referencing politics though. I was just saying two scoops.