>What does Valkyrie's "abilities are enhanced" mean? - full, directional flight - resurrect cooldown resets on ult activation (like Genji's dash) - resurrect cooldown is shortened to 10s for the duration of the ult (normally 30s) - target allies for guardian angel and healing / damage boost from further away - the healing / damage boost beam will chain to any allies who are near your beam target (10m range) - pistol has unlimited ammo - no delay between taking damage and self-healing starting
>What did the devs say they're working on? - SR calculation changes - Map voting / rotation someday - See-through objective markers - Solo-only queues / search preferences? Nope.
>some heroes’ skins were reverting to their default skins in-game >this was Blizzard’s temporary fix for a voiceline bug associated with the skins >the bug has been patched, so this shouldn’t happen anymore
I want widowmaker to shrink me down and sit on me!
Xavier Williams
why is she so perfect?
Nathan Wood
Reminder: Pharah is for breeding.
Adrian Davis
s-sauce... please
Anthony Butler
>solo queue is painful as fuck >have two friends that I queue with >one is genji main >other flexes (usually support) but gets tilted after like 1 game enjoying this game is a struggle
Michael Butler
I love Mei and want a black man to smack her chubby face with his fat cock in front of me!
>duo queue on team in comp >both genji mains just fuck me up
Isaac Murphy
Banned for four more days, any other games that are fun?
Zachary Sullivan
MrBadAim
Adam Butler
>tfw no Bloo cheeks resting on my face
Luke Bennett
how is she so delicious...
Jace White
I want to breed Sombra
Austin Morgan
>free weekend >a million smurfs appear
Why? What's the point? Kill yourself
Jeremiah Johnson
McCree
Jose Cox
What do Widow's farts smell like?
Joseph Barnes
They don't call it delicious brown for nothing.
Julian Green
I've yet to find a widow main who wasn't some cancerous nigger, every time they died from being outsniped from as far away from the rest of the team as possible, they screeched like chimps saying they should be covered. people prefer saying "toxic" but stop using that word to describe people who are cunts, just call them what they are and be done with it, "toxic" just sounds childish.
Juan Gomez
to filter shitters like you
Chase Mitchell
If the noobs can't get good then they'll get wrecked, as it should be and as it has been before carebears like you ruined online games. Deal with it.
Ethan Jackson
omg are you me
Matthew Morales
the animation in that webm is better than the current in game emotes
Jaxson Butler
Reinhardt is cute!
Evan Young
I made a quick McCree doodle
Sebastian Jenkins
Why you peekin', bro?
Brayden Nelson
Keep at it, user
Hudson Collins
0/10 no clock in the background set at exactly 12:00pm.
Grayson Murphy
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW YOU ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Owen Price
x1000
Jackson Gonzalez
What does Sombra's butt smell like?
Levi Taylor
I might be, why?
Gabriel Gomez
Toxic but sweet fragrance.
Jacob Mitchell
Widow main here. I'm sorry on behalf of my brothers. I try my best to never stray too far from the team. I understand the risks of playing such a character. I promise you won't regret having me on your team.
Caleb Edwards
mcgee
Henry Ross
I might be, why?
Ethan Brown
I don't think they would have that kind of tech in that year.
Ian Reed
Shit, obviously.
Luis Martinez
I want Widow to pump her toxic gas down my throat!
Alexander Rodriguez
Like mexican food
Robert Powell
Reminder that Ameile's venom mines are actually filled with her _____
Grayson Price
>Went from 3700 back up to 4k playing mostly Roadhog today Hog is back, baby!
Robert Price
FARTS
Ian Bailey
cum
Noah Sullivan
>enemy 2-stack runs Winston+Zen
Owen Myers
squirt juice
Asher Morris
>You are nano boosted >but so is the enemy! >Post yfw
Chase Rivera
>tfw no faheera to betray my race with
Brandon Bennett
...
Benjamin Johnson
>have Widow and Pharmercy on Hollywood >enemy swaps to Widow after we take first point >shits on our Widow who swaps >destroys Pharah >Mercy keeps rezzing Pharah who is quickly taken out again by Widow >Widow keeps taunting Pharah in chat >Pharah keeps trying to duel in close range but loses every time except for once, Mercy rezzed Widow, and Widow kills Pharah >Pharah solo cults Widow who just jumps off the building from high ground and kills Pharah >we get held >they roll us on attack FUCK YOU JUST SWAP YOU CUNT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Henry Reyes
I love Angela!
I want to make her happy and help her achieve her goals in life!
David Hall
...
Brody Sanders
a representation of what usually happens
Nathan Rogers
She just is, user.
Henry Hernandez
Do you protect your healer?
Michael Wilson
>play on xbox >playing for a few weeks try competitive, win only 3/10 placement, get around 1750 SR >get to 2480 SR fast, really wanna hit plat before I travel abroad to study >match over but still in group >turn off console to go eat >turns out you get a leave and an automatic loss if you're still queued for a game >no way to opt out >tfw internet has garbage connection, fails on me, can't carry and most teammates are babies who lose every single engagement even after I clean up two dps, a healer and a turret solo for them when my latency isn't shit. >Lose 200 SR all in all
Wat do?
Joshua Jackson
Of course.
Jackson Parker
I hate Angela!
I want to make her depressed and help her reach suicide point!
Christopher Bell
>wtf, why we don't have mercy?!
Aaron Brooks
I genuinely want to rip mercy players apart, then beat them into a bloody pulp
Aiden Cox
I want to worship Mercy's thighs!
Dominic Jones
> me ooga team booga
git gud. If you can't carry out of gold you probably belong there
Easton Garcia
Of course, even as a support myself I keep them covered.
Hunter Ward
...
Leo Young
I want sauce of that! Please.
Blake Butler
What if we made these omnic scum human instead?
Eli Thompson
Yes, but I'd really wish the Mercys would stop pocketing me.
Juan Walker
...
Jeremiah Anderson
...
Parker Taylor
What if we make him female instead?
David Campbell
whitewashed too?
Samuel Phillips
Just calibrated at 3300, is this a good rank for this season? Last time i played back in season 3 i peaked at 3500, so...
Connor Johnson
...
Wyatt Jenkins
>he plays on a smurf account
Michael Ortiz
Only losers are playing on smurf accounts
Kevin Williams
Reminder that if noobs can't get good vs. a smurf they deserve to lose.
Christopher Morales
>"can someone pick mercy" >other guy says "shut up" >3 guys triggered start throwing and pick hanzo widow bastion "ok lets lose this then" >they start talking about nazis and bananas and we lose
Remove russians
Jack Young
>talking about bananas winston was on your team?
Adam Johnson
the whole point of smurfing is to play against people much worse than you.
It's really easy to run a train on some golds, with literally any hero, when you play at a Masters+ level on your main.
Eli Miller
healers have abilities to fend for themselves or escape/stall until they get an ally to help them
Alexander Sanchez
>Genji is meta in espergs I can't tell if this is worse than Junkrat meta or not
Eli Martin
boop
Luis Gray
Soldier buff when?
Michael Flores
Why do you think he needs a buff?
Andrew Watson
Because he can't aim.
Parker Gomez
Best non-boop voice line to spam as Sombra?
Alexander Davis
He was indirectly buffed with the DM nerf, and then Mercy losing Huge Rez also helps Tactical Visor since multi-kills are more valuable.
Connor Russell
he's already kinda buff
Sebastian Howard
>there are people that play on smurfs when the mmr will adjust to their level I don't get it
