/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

at least use Carmilla next time

then we can be friends

I want to be everyone's friend! Except for him He's a bully

i dont like maries design but i like that marie in the picture you posted

Stop making Liz threads

bring back the embeds, and we'll talk

Just keep the embed out and update it properly and I don't give a fuck

siggy is a cuter dragon than you

>I want to be everyone's friend! Except for him
youve never met me though, im a horrible person

Don't make threads before bump limit and keep the OP updated and clean of dumb (embed)s and we're cool.

>conditioning Liz threads with the oldest bait and switch in the book
I'm onto you

jack every thread until she can be adopted

Is anyone gonna discuss the game or is this thread exclusively to give (you)s to the Lizfag?

giving (you)s to the lizfag

LIZBROS STATUS REPORT

>made at the proper time
>fixed embed
>made with the proper links
Yes you're fine though I still would like more variety in the OP image, nothing against liz but it makes it hard to navigate past threads and get's old fast

Reporting! Without a picture so people won't be mad at us!

Reporting for duty sir!

>yfw they delay the okeanos release at the last second

Until her (now returned to existence) soul can be saved!

>announcing a report
isnt that a rule violation?

Here!

I swear to fuck if you jinx this

Luke Skywalker servant when?

wtf I love lizbros now.
Helenafags who posted the poal are new villain of alter

Why is she spreading her legs like this?

>2018
There's your answer.

I see through your attempted subversion lizfag.

because she can

>Lizbros BTFO /feg/
absolutely based

Fluffy Servant

She wants the D.

Because she's in Assassin class

...

>Nightingale
Ugly art! Ugly Art!

>lizfags are normies
wtf i hate lizbros now

It's funny how Lily Jalter doesn't really like her yet she likes the original.
>Aaah, it's the original me! Pure and pretty, she is none other than my ideal model. ...eh? That's not the case at all? She goes around casually poking other people in the eyes, while charging headlong into things she doesn't understand and making a mess of matters? Ahahahaha, that's impossible~ (When you have: Jeanne D'Arc)
>Ah, the grown up me is also here. Hm... it's useless. It's totally useless. That slipshod attitude of yours has no future at all. You're walking down a path of ruin. There's no way to know that, you say? I am you, so I. Do. Know. Yes confuted! (When you have: Jeanne Alter)
>Ah, Jack and Nursery, did you do your homework? Eh? Servants don't have homework? They. Do. The grown up me worked really hard to be able to write her name on the contract after all. ...the grown up me, why is your face so red and angry? (When you have: Jack the Ripper or Nursery Rhyme)

If you sell blood plasma not only are you getting more money to buy quartz with, your anemia will be a conduit for this sweetie.

Fluffy master

Not her fault! Not her fault!

nightingale is canonically overweight

...

>implying

is this a taimanin reference?

Looks fine to me

Open this
>youtube.com/watch?v=GYj1GbbQr4w
Now go to Click the evil cat.
Be hypnotized.

where the FUCK do i sell blood and plasma

In the US there's tons of places, just look it up on google. Biolife is a big one. If you're outside of the US you're fucked. I don't think anyone buys normal blood.

>The grown up me worked really hard to be able to write her name on the contract after all.

????

does this fatty look fine to you?

BASED LIZPOSTER

Jeanne was famously illiterate if I remember my history correctly. She's poking fun at Alter for it.

sounds like a dumb bitch. nothing of value was lost when she was burned

Oh ok, I knew she was illiterate which is what confused me. I didn't read between the lines.

fat or not Sawashiro Miyuki is behind that voice so I'm rolling

Trust me, it's not worth it you only get $100 a month give or take. They also spam the fuck out of your phone number no matter how many times you ask them to put you on a do not call list. Fuck them

>look it up
>it's forbidden by law in my country
This is fucked up.

There's one doujin with taimanin momzerker

>implying military garb is going to look flattering on any girl

>Go to bed in the middle of a Lizthread
>Wake up to a Lizthread
How the fuck does he do it? Does he not sleep? Is it a bot doing this?

When talking with Nursery and Jack, she try to incentivate them to do their homework, by using Jeanne Alter as an example that even somebody like her work really hard to get shit done, in this case write her name in the contract, which makes her hate Lilly more.
In short. Lilly is basically more close to Jeanne and dislike Jalter because she know what could happen to her if she still act the way she is.
>Lily Jalter Santa is Jalter after drinking Gilgamesh Young potion btw

>mongolian waifu mobile battle simulator
>not giving the waifus flattering clothing
ill never understand the logic behind some of the servants

>voiced by Sawashiro
>shitty art

Its not fair bros

Nothin' wrong with a bit of thicc anyway.

>Fixed links and no embeds
Good Lizfag.

God I want to breed Florence so hard---- nevermind.

>when you see it...

>Jeanne/Jeanne Alter struggles and forces herself to write her name just so she can form her contract with her master
>Most other servants will never understood the lengths she had to go through
That's actually really fucking sweet

ZABANIYA

yeah, there is user. if a girl doesnt look at least borderline anorexic, shes shit

what am I supposed to be seeing

The game can't decide if it's a super serious story that needs to adhere to the lore or pure waifushit with joke characters.

I did it, now I can't stop. Thanks hans.

Cursed Arm you knock that shit off right now or I swear to God.

It's a super serious story that needs to adhere to the lore AND waifushit with joke characters. Its tonally more or less identical to Extra/Extella.

...

Why the fuck is the Cat so cute and Evil? Why can't I roll her? Fuck.

You trained him too well, gramps!

What the fuck Cursed Arm gets kilied at Shinjuku?

Wow I never actually noticed that.

>not Allah

I've seen that image so many times and I've not once noticed that

>When you roll a meme ticket and get SSR
>When you roll a 10x and get the Banner Servant
>When you do a node quest and drops 2x of the mat you want
>When you do a green daily and you get a Monument

Allah IS God.

>tfw none of those ever happened to me

I finally rolled a Lancer, and it's Cu, I heard he's good, but is he only good for certain situations or all around?

Let's just say there are 2 assassins in that image.

He does not die, this is useful if you're trying to survive content but maybe not as useful if you're trying to rush it down.

Proto Cu is ok
F/SN Cu is one of the best 3*s, all around really.
Since we're stuck farming hands and doors, he won't shine as much, but he's still good.

Try to upgrade his NP a lot
But yeah he is good because he is such a Sheer Heart Attack

>mfw getting summer saibah alter with my last 3 quartz