/twg/ - Total War General

>Not killing helves as helves until the entirety of Reverse Australia is under your- I mean Finubar's heel
>Not using the combine might of the island to cross the sea to murderize your enemies with impunity

>Why would anyone play Tyrion again?
Casuals.

why do we use this archaic terminology when you can just see whether the bump limit is reached by hovering over the post counter. Nobody actually goes 10 pages deep

>wow look at this epic battle against the AI guys xD

fuck off to reddit

to marry and start a family with the Everqueen of course

bump limit =/= being on page 10

you can't complain about him actually posting something from the game when this thread hasn't had people do actual campaign posting in fucking forever

post tomb kings and tomb kings related stuff until they're announced

will tomb kings have good waifus?

lol ok neo /twg/

total war is for fags amirite haha

Threadly reminder that there are NO female skinks and even if there were they're fictional and even if they weren't you would NEVER EVER be considered integral to the Great Plan and allowed to marry one

Impressive. Prussia is ezmode though

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>you can always just confederate
Not true.

Yvresse likes Tyrion but Caledor, Nagarythe and Saphery are hostile towards him and knocking these countries will set off a negative chain diplomacy among other elf states.

>inb4 tomb corruption, dark magic currency, copy pasted skeleton units from the VCs and barely any cool monsters/siege weapons

Foolish bag of bones. I have surpassed and/or am surpassing and/or will surpass Nagash!

Well, there's Khalida? That's about it

Can anybody give me some advice on graphics settings in warhams

I've got a mid to low end PC and the low graphics make everything look like they're made out of play-doh

it's equivalent because the thread will slide down as soon as the bump limit is reached

Wow if only the high elves had a mechanic where they could influence other nations to make them like them more.

I have the price of a pack of Marlboro's at my work burned into my retinas.
$8.88

How long would this dude last on the streets of Nehekhara?

no it's not
bump limit is when it starts counting down
page 10 is when you should start complaining about people not making new threads

Jerry Brown? Not too long.

As long as you get 20+ fps its fine. Warhammer doesn't need 60 like a shooter.

why don't you post something actually impressive you shitter

Not long, Settra does not tolerate challenges to his rule

>playing total war mp
this is the worst change that Warhammer brought to total war

>Not wanting to marry male skinks

>fucking forever
What? Didn't we have the guy who did the Attila campaign as an overhauled WRE or something. We also had that other guy do one of the desert reached and migrated to WRE

??????????????

when did I say anything about MP

>>wow look at this epic battle against the AI guys xD
>hurr what are implications

I actually hope we get Nagash just so we can get constant posting about Mannfred being BTFO.
It would be twice as great is Nagash had a line like "I cannot be surpassed!"

>Heard you talkin shit like I wouldn't find out, Mannlett.

leave the everqueen to me-me

Wait didn't people play mp before Warhammer?

>hurr I just assumed like the history retard I am

historyfags see a handful of posts about fantasy and immediately start panicking

>that armour
>random fucking impaled heads
>bare arms
mannlet really has utterly shit taste

So any good mod that are must have?
Outside radiuos and steel faith?

SETTRA DOES NOT SERVE

The same fact of NEVER EVER still applies, friend.

CLAN MORS ARE MINION-SLAVES

CLAN MORS RULES SUPREME

the poopy mod haha :D

the mod that makes everything poopy xD

Just about anything by Cataph

Dryrains visual overhauls

I used to say better AI but I found it made my games always go the same way with Beastmen blowing the south and north the fuck out. I'm actually having a much better time without it.

flopy hats XD

I bet THROT THE UNCLEAN could take out Gnawdwell. And Throt's such a moron that while he invented the Hell Pit Abomination he ALSO managed to put a Norscan berserker's brain in a rat ogre (which now leads Moulder's standing army, much to Throt's own frustration)

okay hold on is this true? does queek have some elf sex slaves?

How to level lords fast/reliably? Leave them sacking settlements over and over? Raiding?

SUMMON THE COUNCIL OF THIRTEEN

No but he has some trappy skaven slaves who clean him with their tongues.

Gnawdwell a shit. Queek will take his rightful place soon.

Well, No he's mentioned to have "breeders" but those are probably just the regular bloated baby factories that are skaven females. However Queek is quite different from other skaven. Accepting duels. Being eager for combat. So maybe his strangeness extends to his choice in breeders

Sacking over and over does work, yes. Raiding also accumulates EXP faster than idling

So I should leave random lords in weak neighbors lands and have them sack raid to power level if I can afford it? By the time I get get, there's so few field battles I can put him in to level up his magic+red line.

Just download/make a 2 points per level mod

how does Attila work if you play as the huns? does he show up with a bunch of free doomstacks for you at some point?

Yes, but keep in mind this will make everyone hate you

uhhhhh it says canon??? what more do you need buckaroo

FUCK OFF FANTASYSHITTER

someone post the siggy with a beard

user YOU are the doomstacks

but do you get attila as a general?

You have to wait for him to grow up

>The swordmaster running animation
Which fags thought the animations were going to be bad?

Got a link?

Hi Dogbert

it's pasta that has had names change to match CA.

Is it just me or did they add reload animations for skinks and darkshards (haven't seen other shooty units closely so don't know about them)

Yeah it seems some units have them others don’t, like some elves units reuse animations while others have unique ones

Mannfred's the type who would work out for looks while Vlad lifts for results. He'd be up on his zombie dragon flexing to show off while Vlad is doing work punching a hole through a fucking steam tank.

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Does she cry when Queek takes her or tried to stay strong or just give in and moan?

WAIFU

>she will never get the blue rare bow because Dogbert is a fucking moron

Still better than that blonde meme though holy shit SUndays stream is gonna be painful

Bringing broads to the stream is awful

They should just do Dogbert and whoever numale CA employee available for that day

vampfu looks like a back-alley crack-whore compared to the waifus of game 2

Wish they went with the alien eyes for elves

Imagine the waifus in game 3

>Trait: Waifu

>ogres
>hobgoblins
>chaos dwarfs
HNNNNG

Another trophy for Queek

You forgot the daemons!
Great Unclean One chan

second one, first one, then last one.

>4 DAYS

Settra I know its your first day but if you keep that up you are NOT going to last at this diner.

>play Crocgay
Run out of shekels
>play Mazdamundi
Get bumrushed by everyone

>Play Kroq-Gar
Destroy everything through saurus strangth
>Play Mazdamundi
Destroy everything by being a powerful caster with a durable monster mount

git gud

In the Skaven trailer it looked like Queek was buttfucking the Dreadlady when he back-stabbed her so it lead to a meme that Queek likes fucking elf ladies [spoiler[

So who's playing as Tyrone or his brother Chiclets?

>Teclis
Actually gets ritual resources
Fights off multiple enemies like a true chad
Shaves stunties and kills reddit rats

>Tyrion
Stays in Ulthuan
Only fights fellow betas
Doesn't really accomplish anything

WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THE GREATER WORLD?

In his defense keeping the home front secure is important