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Stupidity Edition

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> News
- The Rapid Blaster Pro has been released! It has Toxic Mist and Ink Storm!
- The Tenta Brella weapon has been revealed and is coming soon! Sub is Beakon, special is Bubble Blower.
-- nintendotreehouse.tumblr.com/post/165521794157/big-bad-brella
- Splatoon 2 artbook announced

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

>Patch notes
- en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> List of possible main abilities for gear (contains unreleased gear)
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

> Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- twitter.com/splatnetstore

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stats
- loadout.ink/

> View schedules for stages, salmon run, and current Splatnet gear
- splatoon2.ink/

> View Nintendo Switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWHFDfBozrbTkedmDui5CG8Ul_SdQPRGv
my.mixtape.moe/zunvao.mp4
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Woomy!

i like this game

i want to fuck a loli squid

HNNNNNNGGG

JUST POST PORN AND GET IT OVER WITH, IT'S NOT LIKE BANS MEAN ANYTHING HERE

Rescuing a cute octo gf!

I want to fuck a shota squid

>tfw first to get found
help

>boobs
dropped

...

PLS DO NOT LEWD SQUIDS

...

PLS DO HOT LEWD SQUIDS

SQUIDS ARE FOR HUG NOT FUG

Aww, I thought you wouldn't notice the tiny blob.

just look on pixiv

wrong

Which one is dot?

the one that recorded it

Congratulations kier! You found me, I didn't think anyone would look there and I was hiding behind the bundle of rope too.

I laughed so loud when that happened to me.

aaaand that's how you get splattered

never underestimate your opponent

>thatonekillerwailcomic.jpg

IM TOO GOOD AT HIDING

fucking kek at zero's hiding spot i almost missed him god damn

DON'T

CROSS

THE

STREAMS

I'm good at hide and seek, I almost died trying to get to that spot. Good job finding me

Ah, I didn't realise we had 8 people. Will include everyone next time. I need to go after this, but I'll come back in a little bit. Just letting you guys know.

No worries, learning these controls for spectating is a little weird but fun being able to see everything everyone is doing

that's probably why I no one ever noticed you

Oops.

Ill take over the meme room
- kier

does toomychan know this is hide and seek?

...

I don't think so, they killed me twice and I was one of the seekers

I'll repost the rules
>
No moving once found. 1 minute and 30 seconds to hide. Team above the other team are the seekers. Team at the bottom are the hiders. No specials. No subs. Just your main weapon. Hide anywhere.

kier you inked the wall I jumped over by not inking making them know I was up there.

sorry dude

I think we should remake the lobby and add a password, so people who don't know we're playing hide and seek don't join and fuck everything up

i want this drawanon to draw me

cute style

I don't think they're from /ink/ they're using specials and killing us while we're looking for everyone else

already thought of that
pass is 2218

sounds like you guys are having fun

Quick question how do we know who's don't the hiding and who's doing the seeking? Or do we just decide on our own

>punching in the numbers has a dial code sound effect like a phone
That's adorable, I love Nintendo polish

Top team are seekers

Here's a playlist of /ink/ playing together having a good time if anyone wants to maybe themselves on TV

see

>No moving once found. 1 minute and 30 seconds to hide. Team above the other team are the seekers. Team at the bottom are the hiders. No specials. No subs. Just your main weapon. Hide anywhere.

Once the lobbies are randomly generated, those at the top are the seekers. The ones at the bottom are the ones who hide.

Alright, I'm back lads. Let's have some fun!

Whoops, youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWHFDfBozrbTkedmDui5CG8Ul_SdQPRGv

That in not an octoling.

Booyah when you kill/find too, helps let others know how many people are left

>seeking last game
>ink a wall
>randomly kill kier
Im sorry

mind sorting the list chronologically?

hi gyro

Gyro, just so you know I'm spectating and I watched you fall and screen capped it twice

btfo gyro

>This is how decade makes a heart

FUCK

I almost won that game too
literally 4 seconds left

its ok i kept falling from that spot like the dummy i am

...

fixed it, adding them in youtube is dumb.

thanks m8

Hahaa, sorry Decade. Someone on your team threw a bomb at me from the spawn so I threw one back but it killed you in your hiding space. Blame them, not me

Alright I'm done. Hide and seek was fun though. Need to give my kitty attention.

>tfw thought i had sprinkler

>
I was laughing pretty fucking hard when I saw that

I didn't see them toss a bomb, so i thought you just stopped in front of him, and just popped hm with a bomb for giggles

>didn't see them toss a bomb
>they throw three of them

what can I say, I was looking more towards the bottom section of the screen, where the seekers are

gyro is so stinky it gives his hiding spot away when /ink/ plays hide and seek

he complains on how bad his teammates are when hes the shitter with the hero splattling replica

Well, let's see what's on tonight's SR Freelance block.

>The episode where everyone except the Blaster is taking out the Stingers
>The episode where nobody uses their Specials, even when Wave 3 gives us bad boss combos.
>The episode where we wipe on Glowflies because everyone tries to pick up eggs at the same time

But my new favorite is the Fall premiere, where the Woomy with the common girls name gets 20+ Golden Eggs, but less than 200 Power Eggs. I'm sure there's a joke about women and eggs in there, but that's just an insult to Mr. Grizz.

But perhaps we can actually talk about gameplay for once. I'm kinda curious if people have noticed how Maws will randomly leave Ink Trails or not. I dunno if it's a latency issue, but a lot of times when I've chased by a Maws, I can just swim out of the targeting circle before he lunges up. However, there are times when Maws creates this Ink spot beneath me and I can't even move an inch. Is there a reason why Maws will randomly create Ink behind/beneath him, or is it just always there and lag prevents me from always seeing it sometimes?

blacklisted, both of you!

Another basic starter gear variant. This one's worse than the one you start with though.

>wake up to find out /ink/ has been partying without you
dammit

I'd like to think that kier accidentally found me.

>where the Woomy with the common girls name gets 20+ Golden Eggs, but less than 200 Power Eggs. I'm sure there's a joke about women and eggs in there, but that's just an insult to Mr. Grizz.
Mr. Grizz don't care as long as you're getting eggs. The whole team could have almost no power eggs and he wouldn't give a shit if you made quota.

I heard the bubbling my dude

join me wiki-kun..!

why not play with /ink/ tho

it makes sounds even ifyoure not moving?

I feel like it's definitely got something to do with lag.
Sometimes the fucker hangs under me forever without coming up.

I WILL JOIN IN YOUR PRIVATE BATTLE AND BULLY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WITH MY NEW PURE ALL SWIMSPEED GEAR WITH THE SPLOOSH

Get in hunter-kun we're waiting.

THAT WAS EMBARRASSING

That was so funny, nice one kier

kiers a mad man i cant believe it worked

Where in the hell were you guys

>this match
my sidee
yes bubble noises.

I was implying that making an eggs joke would insult Mr. Grizz.

This too. I figured it had something to do with lag, because it happens JP players all the time. I've had one occasion when he just kept bobbing beneath men, and all of the sudden, eggs appeared without him even lunging up. I suppose you just get lag armor from both his Lunge and Ink if your connection is poor.

Where the fuck were you all I couldn't find you anywhere

Nah I'm still groggy from just waking up and y'all are probably gonna wrap up in a few games anyway, I'll catch the next /ink/ lobby

fucking hell you guys sound like youre having fun

>he doesn't know our secret clubs password

we were all stacked on top of eachother in a tiny patch of purple that you guys passed like 4 times it was gold

For fucks sake of course

I DISCONNECTED REEEE

I took a screenshot, I'll show later because my internet will cut out if I try to upload it

stop bully kier

a webm wouldn't do this justice

here's the whole thing
my.mixtape.moe/zunvao.mp4

we are not having fun.

DONT MAKE ME I ALREADY KNOW THE PASS IM DOT I CAN SEE SHIT SCRUB