Last Thread: Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station: >Donnager did one thing wrong >New headmin in the pipes >Bring back mopstar >Adv Cam Console to be fixed >Free-ranging spider queens is not human harm >Tramadol is aspirin
Did it always take this long for a new round to start?
It feels like it used to reboot faster
Aiden Foster
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Owen Wilson
I play a vox am I cute senpai
Daniel Young
finally a decent OP
Robert Hall
Updates.
Jonathan Stewart
Pressure uses these in setup and species.dm #define HAZARD_HIGH_PRESSURE 550 //This determins at what pressure the ultra-high pressure red icon is displayed. (This one is set as a constant) #define WARNING_HIGH_PRESSURE 325 //This determins when the orange pressure icon is displayed (it is 0.7 * HAZARD_HIGH_PRESSURE) #define WARNING_LOW_PRESSURE 50 //This is when the gray low pressure icon is displayed. (it is 2.5 * HAZARD_LOW_PRESSURE) #define HAZARD_LOW_PRESSURE 20 //This is when the black ultra-low pressure icon is displayed. (This one is set as a constant)
Obviously, some races like golems have different ones
It's a ZAS config setting for push thesholds so you'd have to pull it up locally then ask an admin what the server is currently set to
>Implying this game won't implode and vanish from existence
Anthony Parker
>implying it will ever even have the potential to compete with 2d spessmen
Lucas Jackson
Post statics that need to play more often
Nolan Young
(you)
Jacob Williams
I don't know any other than Gary Tide who need to play more. He's sucha polite greytide and he always co-operates after fucking me sideways with buckets of water
Aiden Thomas
He got enlisted into the military. I remember playing with him for his final round. gonna miss that guy.
Oliver Rogers
should I join or observe the current round
Jaxon Young
huh he was a suomi? Can't have been worst korean, his english was too good
Jordan Johnson
observe, it's ops
Mason Ross
Thanks! Now I now my target is a Captain.
Eli Lee
>Adv Cam Console to be fixed I'll believe it when I see it.
William Reyes
>implying it's not in an PTSD riddled assistant's butthole and the second he sees you pause or double back when the pointer shifts he wont ventilate you
Dylan Carter
>roll miner >no idea what i'm doing >get uranium and diamonds >ore processor doesn't process them >only metal and plasma
what am I doing wrong here
Samuel Nelson
need to eject them from the ore stacker console
Hudson Jones
ah, I assume the dude in the ripley just jacked all my ores then
Anthony Wood
>Got an X-ray gun from summon guns >Using warden cams to try and find wiz >Holy shit there he is >Click his image to try and get his name >KTOOM >Green beam blasts through him >Look out of camera console and see a hole cut through the walls where I shot him from >CALL911NOW.wav >Dispense justice across the station without ever leaving wardens chair GREATEST FEATURE EVER
Matthew Brooks
can we delete the ore stacker? it's basically useless now that materials stack on their own.
Brandon Johnson
from last night.
Kayden Adams
What's the BEST way to powergame against Ops?
Zachary Gray
That's amazing.
Christian Long
Good God, that's fucking grand. thats basically the only reason I even play xenoarch anymore, to find fucking x-ray guns and hand them out to people.
Jaxson Bell
putting the disk in a locked locker in the AI core AKA what mikecari used to do every round
Carson Parker
Check the lobby, then check the manifest. They never, ever add themselves to the manifest.
Austin Torres
>be borg >it's malf >AI wants to reroute disposals into a borger >seems silly to me but mite b cool >engibro finishes the ride >immediately get busted >get ion'd, welded in a locker, and blown >now in sec dude's pocket as he breaks into the core >AI places burger in front of him >tell him humans suck and he should just jump in >he actually does it the absolute madman >unfortunately I was still in his pocket >he gets blown and AI gets the axe 10/10 would milf again
Sebastian Lewis
No. Stacks keep having issues crop up. Don't fix what ain't broke
Carson Mitchell
what does the bullet look like on an x ray gun? is it the slow moving green shot or is that plasma or something?
Jonathan Ortiz
Only 1-in-10 operatives know how to crack mechanical safes. If you're feeling extra fancy, destroy all the stethoscopes.
Wyatt Phillips
Unironically disk in the Clown. Either they have to gib/space him and hope it respawns conveniently or perform surgery, which is time consuming and most Ops are terrible at.
Jose Morris
Put the disc in your butt Nuzzle the AI in the core. Click your mags and stand in your chair with two signallers, bombs, and a very angry pAI. You'll kill 3/5 of the op team and from there it's a cakewalk for the station to find the new disc and mop up
Matthew Gonzalez
>ops telebomb the bridge to reset the disk
Elijah Cox
This. If you put it in the safe and melt/blow the stethos it's fucking over.
Nah, too many clowns wear mags these days.
Thomas King
what did he mean by this
Jeremiah Young
Fine then. quickmix some bombs,, 3 chloral RSG's. Jetpack out to the corner of the map with circuits and metal and build your own station with hookers and blackjack. If you see an op, throw the disc and it'll spend 20 minutes missing the station meanwhile you can chloral the op, take their holosuit then kill them all
Don't wear mags I mean
Austin Parker
pretty sure the disk respawns as standard when it hits the edge of a z-level too.
Andrew Anderson
Nope. It just re-enters z-1 space at a different point. t.did exact thing and had to chase the retarded thing around until it finally landed.
Carson Morris
It's a green laser that travels across the whole map
Jaxon Wood
>In case of emergency, when there is no time for prebreathing, NASA helpfully directs the astronauts to gulp aspirin, so they can work in spite of the agonizing pain
Jackson Reyes
Guess that would work then. Pain in the arse for both parties, but it would work. Ops successfully foiled.
Jean Blancy! She's the best HoS! why doesn't she play more
James Nelson
>she
Henry Bennett
Is this real life
Ayden Bailey
It tore out the walls?
Xavier Gutierrez
You ain't never seen a girl with a duck before? What are you, gay?
Austin Torres
No. What it does is leave trails in the walls, but the walls themselves are intact.
Gabriel Adams
I'm only gay for latex birds
Jace Morris
Closest I've seen is a girl with a goose. But if geese are basically barnacles, then saying ducks are basically geese isn't much of a stretch.
Jose Torres
Veeky Forums statics be like
Hudson Morgan
Dickstation when? Tinystation when?
Benjamin Rivera
Deep fry it then put it inside a sandwich sandwich fried ice cream sandwich sandwich fried disk sandwich.
Aiden Gray
never post oddman 11 here again
Christian Clark
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Luis Jackson
Disk in a bag with a mousetrap bomb. If you can, put that inside a BoH with another mousetrap bomb. if you can, THAT inside a locker with a proximity bomb And that inside an armed mech also carrying a shard
Cooper Fisher
It was made There's been 3 completed and one abandoned
Nathaniel Parker
Have the chef make a million sugar copies. Stuff them all in one object. Actually, just leaving the disk with the chef as good as secures it. Dude's invincible.
Jaxon Ross
Wait fuck I just remembered a better one Superglue the disk That's it
Luke Barnes
No pics and not in rotation.
Brayden Jones
>And all of that inside of a fried sandwich sandwich Perfect.
Samuel Diaz
>it's a non-antag armory raid episode
Lucas Rogers
I had rightful access as king pharaoh of the station. I can do what I want.
Adam Sanders
Almost got banned for that after finding the vault with 3 glue bottles in it. Was essentially put on trial to prove I had no way of knowing it was ops when i did it.
Blake Robinson
damn right nigga, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. time for justice against them whities
Luis Butler
What's wrong with Douman Seiman, aside from being super derivative?
Aiden Rogers
if you cut off the hand of the guy and he releases the superglued disk does the disk stay glued afterwards?
Evan Howard
yes
Jayden Barnes
yes. the only thing I can think to do is to melt it and hunt the newly spawned one.
Andrew Sanchez
Do go into more detail about this. Sounds hilarious.
Jace Clark
oh my god thats hilarious
Aaron Nelson
>Glue to clown's butt >Butt butt butt Henk
Bentley Hughes
Why did joachim think murder boning in the middle of a goddamn xeno attack was a good idea?
Landon Howard
Learn to compile then dipshit
It's trivial to cut a limb off.
If you don't ahelp it and take logs, screenshots and take it to the forum, literally nothing will happen about it.
Lucas Green
>joachim was antag
shit, I hired him to help repair the traders shuttle and docking area. Was he a tator tot?
Parker Lee
>Xenos attack >Mytimetoshine.webm >Fuck up and run into the tunnels and get fucked >Could have taken plasoxy to burn them out but so used to being nonantag that It doesn't even occur to me until after I'm dead. It hurts so much
Might not have been at the time. It was autotraitor.
William Taylor
Yes, you can cut the limb off, but the disk is still glued. They can't put it in the nuke.
Ryder Martin
Ah shit, you're right.
Nathaniel Cooper
Wait. You had to prove you DIDN'T know it was ops? It would have been bad if you did know? That's no fun. It should be totally legal to glue the disk if it's ops, especially considering there are no traitors, so the only way to get it in an ops round is from a vault. But there should also be a way to un-glue things or else that might be a bit OP
Noah Long
they have the tools
Noah Nelson
The point is you have to stil lbe able to use it in case of blob/xenos
Oliver Baker
Yeah, so why would gluing it be a problem if you KNOW it's ops?
Kayden Bailey
I dunno, I wasn't there. I imagine just housekeeping cause there's a ton of metagaming shit people do
Nicholas Cooper
As I understand, there's certain things you could do against ops that are considered metagaming even if you know that there's ops. Bombing their shuttle isn't allowed. I'm not sure if stealing the nuke from their shuttle is allowed.
Matthew Sanders
They ought to be required to take care of their own shuttle.
Asher Roberts
Yeah, those are considered metagaming because you're using metaknowledge of where the shuttle can be. Even if you aren't it's hard to demonstrate that. But the knowledge that the ops want to stick the disk in a nuke is considered reasonable (on this server, at least).