/palg/ - Paladins General

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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB59)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?56935-Open-Beta-59-Patch-Notes-September-20th-2017

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
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>Paladins VIP
paladins.com/vip/

>Talus Reveal Trailer and Ability Breakdown
youtube.com/watch?v=r7bQR4p-B6o
youtube.com/watch?v=fZb3cQfx9Jk

>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>OP Template
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I want to help keep Fernando's appearance in tip-top shape; not to say that he doesn't always look stunning!

I live for the hunt!

LOUD NOISES!
I fucking love Buck speech lines.

discord.gg/SNwXWHe

My wife Ash is so cute

I love him, but I don't want to be "that guy who picks a trash character just because he likes him and then gets flamed"

Don't you mean husband.

wow dude nice cringe voice line

*blocks your path*

Buffs when so that I can use Hulk Hogan again

planked

Truly best autistic

I wish the free weekend lasted longer. I'm really enjoying Overwatch

You know, OP, you're not funny and I don't very much appreciate the picture you used. Never post it again, are we clear?
Anyway
Just wanted to remind you that I love her very deeply and I always will.
She inspires me to be a better man, because I want to be a man worthy of her love.
I am eternally grateful to have met her, the perfect girl, my perfect wife.

tyra is fun

I know she isn't super good but is she so bad that people will sperg out if I pick her in ranked?

Ying is a fart slut

does anyone know where to find some nice renders of the barik and ruckus remodels? I'd like to add those to this picture to further back up the whole they're coming for nando thing

Is buck actually autistic or just "dumb"?

My

wife

heart

and i thought this general was pretty gay

wife abusers have no power here

/owg/ had a confirmed bugchaser, so we by default cannot be worse.

GG hirez
I was platinum.

restart your game

LOV IS KANUUPI!
TOIRA! BAST WIIFU!

KANUUPI~!

>check the official paladins press kit maintained by lo-rez
>no updated picture for barik and ruckus
>they uploaded the psd of the inara render instead of a png
lol

>Doomfist

Which Champion's voice resembles that of a Balloon?
Indeed, it is Taroon!

And I thought /palg/ay was full of homos.

but actually thinking well I wouldn't blame them

thread

Meanwhile we get Lex wearing an adult diaper with his swimming trunks on

new toy weapons for when?
or at least relaunch the rekt chest?

That's not a diaper.

Is the Evie announcer any good?

No, it doesn't even sound like her

Recommended loadout for Ash?

fuck you

I'm almost gm. Soon I will be able to play casual again

autistic, why else do you think his ult is a loud train noise?

fervor and war machine are changeable
also, fuck you

not him but why do people think buck is autistic?
also what's the 'train noises' people talk about? I never hear it when I ult

youtu.be/CegyU6OxWqM?t=63

Threadly reminder.

any waifufag is brain damaged

He isn't trash, just can't make mistakes without horribly suffering.

There is a difference.

If you like punk Evie VA work yeah

why would you pick a flank and do nothing but chase the enemy flanks around

I like punk evie look but I actually hate her voice set

need to establish your dominance as the certified alpha flanker

>play yesterday
>practice Cassie all day
>hit every single Cassie arrow, get a top play with the "roll shot roll shot roll shot etc etc" for 15 seconds
>play the next day
>can't hit shit anymore

should I just stop for today

I pick Skye to chase the enemy tanks around

You see that PotG? You can be in it!
And all you have to do is play as the greatest Champion out there. Tyra. Amazing DPS, glorious Ultimate, accurate grenade!

You gotta do warm-ups, user. You can't just go in cold.

same thing happens to me every time I play a lot of Damba then stop playing him for a day, next day I pick him and I just can't hit a fucking shot to save my life or take three attempts to heal someone, it's a shit feeling man

Why a jacket and not a corset

its a big grenade

This is a trick. Tyra is actually the worst champion in the game.

PLAY AS ME user!!!!!!!!

>pick cassie
>should I just stop for today
the answer is always yes

these threads have gotten really stale

Hello there, fellow passerby, excuse for my intrusion, but have you seen any Ska'drin around? May I remind you that helping them in any way is a criminal offense in our realm.

wait does ash kill talus's race?
wtf i love ash now

Weekly patches when? Maybe then people will stop getting bored of the game and resorting to shitposting to keep things active

I don't actually play this game but where can I find the best porn for it?

get better taste

Ya last thread got so boring some /a/ssholes started talking about an anime about a blanket

Because they are full of faggots only discussing waifus or how gay this and that champ is, meanwhile any attempt at discussing the gameplay or design gets immediately shut down by >implying or DELET or namecalling

WHAT DOES KANUUPI MEAN?

how can tyra be the worst when buck and pip exist

No, but may I offer you a gourd in these trying times?

>degrade to D5 from D4 after not playing for a while
>Play 2 good games to level back up to D4
>Promoted to D3

I found the new way to increase ranks now.

Well Pip can't be the worst cause he's good Buck

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Because at least they have mobility

>Viktor is good Tyra
>Strix is good Kinessa
>Pip is good Buck
Why is this allowed so early in the games life?

Because she's here to entertain, not tantalize.
though she does that, too :^

There's a reason eerie 4 + chronos 3 exist

Is Drogoz still good Willo

>Strix is good Kinessa
>Pip is good Buck
People actually think like this? No wonder this general is fucked.

Maybe a very retarded form of eternal in a non-english language? I only know a bit spanish, french and german and neither of their words for "eternal" can be gathered from kanuupi.

>add overtime to onslaught
>it's shit
>remove it
>add overtime to onslaught again with a little change
>it's still shit
lorez?

>Used on picking front liners and tanky supports (Grover and Grohk in my case)
>Have the habit of going balls deep without any worries because of tankyness
>Recently trying out other roles and non-tanky supports like Seris and Jenos
>Suck at positioning and staying alive for that long because of the old habit
Well shit. Got any tips on not fucking up?
Also, what's the best first buy item for supports? Buying blue items first as a front line ain't a bad idea right (with the exception of Barik with the horse speed)?

You literally can heal through wall. Just hide and rmb and be done with it.

They should make it so there's no timer for overtime, once the losing team leaves the point the match ends.

youtu.be/f-GuMIN5aaY?t=15m8s reminder that hi-rez is a very profesional company

I wrote profesional wrong on purpose

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Which Sniper should I buy? Kinessa or Strix?

Is none an option?

Grover

strix is good kinessa, but that doesn't mean he's good

The first time it was an accident with the patch. Pretty sad they went through with it anyways when everyone shat on it.

relax, they'll probably remove it again next Wednesday r-right? I mean everybody fucking hates it on their feedback forums

Hey guys, its is I, Maeve of Blades, the most over-powered piece of shit out there. Today I killed so many other champions, it felt unreal! But there was one champion I couldnt defeat, and that was Tyra. Tyra was swift, strong AND elegant in the way she handled herself gracefully on the battlefield. The way she threw that grenade at me with such precision was truly a sight to behold.

You should play as her, when you get the chance!

Anybody got sketch requests?

Any Ash desu

Anything but Ash