/ss13g/ - spessgrills on a spacecookingcompetition

>They have arrested a Passenger (Corbin Palmer) under the reason of 'Beating the [HoP's] Airlock in' when he attacked it with a trash bag a single time

>TFW you will never arrest Corbin Palmer for beating in the HoP's airlock

i only ended up as a miner because i'd forgotten to change my occupation preferences when i'd had the urge to play miner once yesterday
it ended up being super comfy though

being a laid back QM with bro miners is the best job

>gave myself brain damage trying to punch and toolbox one of my teeth out
Why's it gotta be so hard to get them out of there, man

>be wanting to comfy suppy borg
>stuck working instead

I wish I could get paid to play spessmans

>1506413358388.png

>buy a box of monkey cubes
>humanize them

//Knocking teeth out!
var/knock_teeth = 0
if(originator)
if(ismob(originator))
var/mob/M = originator
if(M.zone_sel.selecting == "mouth" && target_zone == LIMB_HEAD)
knock_teeth = 1
else if(user.zone_sel.selecting == "mouth" && target_zone == LIMB_HEAD)
knock_teeth = 1
else if(user.zone_sel.selecting == "mouth" && target_zone == LIMB_HEAD)
knock_teeth = 1
if(knock_teeth) //You can't actually hit people in the mouth - this checks if the user IS targetting mouth, and if he didn't miss!
if((!armor) && (I.force >= 8 || I.w_class >= W_CLASS_SMALL) && (I.is_sharp() < 1))//Minimum force=8, minimum w_class=2. Sharp items can't knock out teeth. Armor prevents this completely!
var/datum/butchering_product/teeth/T = locate(/datum/butchering_product/teeth) in src.butchering_drops
if(T && T.amount > 0) //If the guy has some teeth
var/chance = min(I.force * I.w_class, 40) //an item with w_class = W_CLASS_MEDIUM and force of 10 has a 30% chance of knocking a few teeth out. Chance is capped at 40%
if(prob(chance))
knock_out_teeth(user)

roboticist should be a solo job, with two roboticists one is bound to be cucked with no job

>tfw my only kills in muhreens are with the pulse rifle, smg and combat knife
>highlight was killing a predator in an honor duel because they are actually unrobust faggots

Don’t forget tricky pricky “he asked to be borged”

one spot is for the wily who emags all the borgs, the other is for the light who laments about the destruction he helped bring about in bar.

It couldn't be monkeys
It had to be my tooth specifically

Well then uh, I dunno what to tell you. Stay on bicard, iron, alkysine, monitor levels with a reagent scanner pda cart/adv mass spectrometer and keep the head bandaged with a trauma kit I never looked up the exact triggers for brain chips but it's probably a damage threshold like everything else

Dead thread, post your three (THREE) favourite jobs and others guess how much of a shitter you are out of 10

>chemist
>mechanic
>assistant

6/10

botanist
paramedic
miner

>assistant
>janitor
>bartender
i like freedom and i dont have to do much as those, unlike the other jobs where you must do shit

either a very nice person who's helpful to a painfully excessive degree or a relentless shitter
no inbetween with that selection

>atmospheric technician
>chief medical officer
>research director

Miner
Bartender
Scientist

8/10
3/10
6/10

Assistant engineer
Assistant doctor
Assistant captain

11/10 but at least there's power, cloning, and if I'm gonna be murderboned it'll be with a weapon in my hand

2/10
4/10
6/10
6.667/10
Scientist adds like 4 points
8/10

Security Officer
HoS
Janitor

clown

Botanist
Trader
Station Engineer

1.5/10

my meter just shot through the roof and broke trying to rate these two, good night cunts.

QM
Janitor
shaft miner

4.5/10

>Warden
>Security Officer
>(Vacant)

ded gaem
ded thred
unban 2hotdogs

>that game statistics readout
makes me laugh for some reason

Scientist
AI
Atmo tech

>Clown
>IAA
>Scientist

Clown
CMO
Miner

>Medical Doctor
>Miner
>Bartender

As a spec?
Sadar with Mag on Armor, Rifle with Raillight, Charger, Stock, Grip on back.
Knife in boot
AP ammo in belt/pockets

posting some vintage colonial marines shit

...

Bridge Officer
Warden
Chaplain

im too lazy to do real jobs

Quartermaster
Botanist
Chef

...

Pushing into this looks like literal hell.

>crushers running back and forth
>you can't move past a crawl speed due to the sticky resin
>facehuggers at literally all corners
Just nuke it from orbit. Only it's in the caves so you can't do that.

Order a borg to stand still.
Eat space drugs.
Bite them.

FREE LEONID

Shaft Miner
AI
MoMMI

What's your best power output ever? I think I reached over 8GW once

are you for real?

People around here tend to surpass 1 yottawatt when on extended.

highest screen cap I have see was around 150 yottawatts

THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS
YOU GOTTA PUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP
SCREECH
NEST 5 PEOPLE

you know who would love this screenshots? our friends over at reddit

>gateway marines is as likely to actually be developed as that high school anime thing
>stuck with the occasional copycat that shows up and lasts for a couple weeks before dying or the regular CM and all its faggotry

Yeah why are these retards discussing Space Station 13 in the discord drama thread? What the fuck

What's with all the fucking homos talking about cm now?

No it's just a reddit game

Its popularity surges and wanes based on how many people are realizing they don't like playing normal ss13 anymore and want to try something new at any given time.

>waaa I don't know how to ban evade on CM so it's bad!! waaaaaaa!!

To be fair, I was essentially the only staff member there that wasn't reddit. There were rules of conduct about posting on reddit but fuckall about Veeky Forums, And a lot of them were scared to click Veeky Forums links even if they ended in .jpg
So user isn't entirely wrong.

Ckey?

It's very VERY difficult to get banned for anything short of blatant griefing or ignoring the rules.
90% of interactions I saw while staffing CM were just warnings/notes.
Unless you joined as a baldie, ran to the armory and grabbed a gun, and started shooting people instantly, then later decided 'maybe I wanted to play there afterall' you shouldn't need to evade.

>mechanic
>medical doctor
>quartermaster
guess who

I evaded on colmar like 10 times by now and my bans range from calling a staff member a retard to calling predators staff member grief tools to calling niggers nonhumans

So which players are real girls besides Kammerjunk?

I know that (you) is.

probably several but
>kammer
>play

zennny hunter is a gay man

this

>real girls

why? why are you posting this

hes the gay guyd oes gay stuff

yo what server is this?

>6 hour vampstended round
>vampire gets greentext

>18:01
damn, lot's of shit happened during that round

Colonial Marines

good round, I'm proud of you crew

So that's where he got the coat from

>that chest
>that chin
This isn't a trap, this is a suicide booth

>Dionas can OD now

Shows how out of the loop I am

>18:00 hours and not even one remotely interesting thing happened

This dude probably thinks hes passable too. Thank god trans 'people' are such a huge suicide risk.

>tfw was just about to finish my RUST when the round ended

>2017
>not being gay for boi pussy

abel, why the fuck you decided to be a shitter and do a shitty welderbomb while the mutiny thing made sense IC and you wouldnt be banned for it? i just dont understand

>DnD type thing where we do quests
>guy joins our fun saying he's a vampire
>turns out he actually was a vampire

I didn't say I didn't like traps, I just like for them to actually be traps, not just crossdressers.

clowns pirate gimmick was pretty fun but that was early in the shift

>clown
>captain
>assistant

Science is the most entitled department on the station.

Not only ingame, but coders for every single job will find ways to invalidate ANYTHING that science is meant to be balanced on. Infinite materials from cyborgs, slime splitting, making RPED cheap as hell and fast to make. Science is the worst department.

If you forceborg an antag, the borg is now forced to truthfully answer any questions you have.

You can use this to get the PDA code off of tators, make lings rat out other lings, and even just confirm the gamemode.

Forced borgs are allowed to say they have no memories of their last life.

Not if they don't accept becoming an MMI.

I think that's implied as part of the forceborg process.
Show me where in the rules it says that and why it isn't just disobeying law 2.

God shut the fuck up, don't you remember carsh getting banned because a MMI tricked him? Keep quiet and let retards like get caught and banned.