/d2g/ - Dota 2 Gulag

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7ckngmad.wordpress.com/2017/09/26/last-season-next-season-ti7/
> I do think that the level of DotA played at TI is amongst the lowest throughout the year.
>You basically have 15 teams choking, and 3 teams playing good DotA. I am obviously pushing it a bit, but the bigger picture still looks the same.
lmao

>m-muh 4 Major honeypots !

Ye

Dr 7ckingbad, I'm TI winner

imagine being this assmad

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God this french prick is such a fucking dweeb and I'm mad he attached himself to a honeypot team which won a few majors last season so that i actually skimmed through this fucking rubbish """article"""

>As many other coaches, I am before anything else, a true competitor. That is to say: a player.
Fucking christ end me just do it

well he's not entirely wrong, it's more of a competition of who will choke the least
see the finals for example

can't wait for Puppey to assrape them 3-0 later

how do I make this end
every game I get these people who throw tantrums and feed over the tiniest fucking thing
And they are, without fail, on my team
I just can't take it anymore.

I bet the ayylmaos get converted instead.

>variety streamer
>doesn't know SingSong played pro dotos
>still streams a lot of dotos

I'M LOLI RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

If it's true that no one has been able to calibrate higher than 3500 for over 6 months then that means that the 3500-4000 bracket is filled with 6k-7k smurfs

>JessieVash got into a Major before EE

how many Minors/Major did OG get into ?

EE has won a major, m8

>JessieVash into more tourneys than OG this season
MOST POWERFUL RACE

Major Winner of 2016 got dumpstered at TI retard
>Secret: 1 Major and 16th place at TI
>OG: 2 Majors and 12th place at TI

Trump is a dotard now.

Do you support your fellow dotard or will you take a knee with the kangz?

Is Meepo pretty good as a carry @ safe lane?

>>You basically have 15 teams choking, and 3 teams playing good DotA
how is this anything but factual?

Meepo in general isn't very good now but works as carry or mid just as well.

I don't even understand what he's trying to say.
>some teams play great but some teams play bad
>some teams place high but some teams bomb out
OG coach, everyone
his wisdom echoes through the ages and it needed a 5 page blog.

have fun getting counterpicked every single game

post yfw you will never see /ourguy/ tyler1 try to climb out of the trench

classic envy getting the lowest skill hero for himself

Meepo is just a kinda bad hero, who with a fast pick can cheese out wins against lineups which don't counter him.

How do i find hapiness in life?
>college student, last year
>11 more exams remaining
>no soical life, getting drunk alone every night
>24/7 on my antidepressants
>not even vidya makes me happy anymore
>just got home from another failed exam

>EE draft

if you play good you're good, if you play bad you're bad

there is no "choking", it's just another subsection of Bad.

I'm actually sad because he's more entertaining than anyone our scene can produce rn

>How do i find hapiness in life?
asking this on 4chin is like asking turtle how to fly

actually people know how to change things they just won't do it

>maut

autism

>i know how to run a corporation i just don't
this level of stupid

>i like to suck cocks i just do
this is you

So what I' getting from these games are EE doesn't have faith in his carry skills anymore and shafts them to Xcalibur or puts him on a 4p1 mid while he and Ohaiyo play offlaners

You don't idiot, should have tried harder to be born into better circumstances.

>entire radiant team runs from one (1) timbersaw

Only ES can stun the Timbersaw and all his skills except for echo slam has windup on them
EE, drafting fucking genius

seems like EE finally realized that his carry isn't that good
He'll be pos5 before you know it

just tuned into fnatic
what the fuck is that draft EE?

>og choking even at the start of the season with an allstar team
explain this dotards

>win 9 games
>lose 9 games
I can't tell if it's me who has reached perfect parity in my mmr/skill-level or if the system is just whack

desu am counters timber hard you dont need a stun

so why is ee playing offlane heroes all of a sudden? first lc now abba

>feeder on team
>lose
>no feeder on team
>win
umm
this is not how matchmaking is supposed to work

he want to be kicked earlier

PUGNA
IS
A
CUTE
GIRL

Stop drinking
Start exercising
Start studying
Only play vidya to reward yourself for achieving something.
It's literally that simple

i used to do exactly that
>lifted 5 days a week
>had insane gains and great social life
>Took my time to study and passed my exams on time
>depression hit me
I can't even thing about lifting weights, drinkings stops me from harming myself further and my memory for studying is at 20% capacity, i literally forget things i read and learned 10 minutes later
>good advice tho

singsing is streaming dotards

pugna is a male skeleton

?are oyu dumb

>lifted 5 days a week

adelewd?

not at all
why are you such a degenerate?

adelaide

>abaddon again
envy is broken lads

?
was doing arnold split and it got me pretty jacked
210 kg deadlift
160 bench
140 squat

>"the level of play is only high when we are winning"

>tfw no cute vampire hero

>Veeky Forumsposters
Literally worse than finns.

what's wrong brah? DYEL?

Source?

I saw it coming when Riot saw him streaming Dota 2 with those numbers, even topping LoL on twitch.

BAFFLED

>tfw no qt crossdresser streamer
youtube.com/watch?v=XE72Wg_RJHo

>ee picked abbadon again

FOR WHAT PURPOSE?

dude let it all out eks dee

>got a chubby watching this
i'm not gay though?

>ee abbadon
its like hes doing nothing at all
nothing at all
NOTHING AT ALL

At least he can buy pipe on this hero and nobody will complain

i bet ee was happier when he had puppey taking 10% of his winning, cuz he's been getting 100% of 0 for the past 2 xdxdxd

Is Doom viable yet

situational, like he always was

at least he can heal the BEAR

past 2 seasons**

Whatever they're paying EE it's far too much

what is huskar? first pick or last pick or whatever
i wanna spam

oh man nothing makes me wanna quit a stream as much as maut hypecasting

Wait I thought EE was pos 1 on fnatic? Are people playing Abbadon carry again?

I'm genuinely curious. How did such a garbage team as OG win 4 Majors with 3 being in a fucking row.
Prizepool is still like 4M which is like TI4 1st place worth.

At this rate Fnatic might poach Abed + 3 free agent flips since the current team is so shit

Last pick. Countered by like 1/3 of the hero pool, but destroys the other 2/3 for the first 30 minutes.

is their patch
ILLUSION

what happened to tyler1
i thought riot ostracized him

OG was a one strat team that became utterly fucking trash once all components of their one strat got nerfed (Octarine, Alchemist, Naga).

Because that strat was basically Ana winning the game while BigShitty stayed as farm as possible away from teamfights where he would fuck up and he could autistically hit all the creeps.