/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

*INHALE*

*BRRRRAP*

>kolento
>300 subs
>random girl streamer with 150 viewers
>1,1k subs

really made me think

I love Jade Druid
I hate Priest

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That Kolento is boring to watch?

that all streamers are whores but women are better at it?

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How much have you spent on Hearthstone this year? Be honest.

>reckful ended up with polina who just uses him for money but is a qt slav
>kripp ended up with rania who just uses him for money but is a debt ridden greek

reckful won in the end

I do have Brann and valeera.
I tried the aggro rogue deck a bit and it felt somewhat slow to me even though the 1 mana bonemares can be hilarious.

I kind of want something more fun and complex though. At the end of the day that deck just wants to draw Leleseth and rush face.

one wow token. Only because i was sick of wow

Blizzard isnt getting my money ever again

>the last rogue alt hero will probably be a male
NOOO

Kolento is a pretty big streamer that easily gets 10k viewers tho

Ok but he's boring to watch.

>turn 3
>coin+snapjaw
>turn 2 double razor for shell and winfure
>turn 5 patches and houndmaster
>turn 6 I concede
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
NERF THIS FUCKING CARD BRODE

your opinion isn't relevant to how many subs he should be getting m8, his viewercount is

why are you playing casual??

top 3 streamers

1.mr yagut
2.rdu
3.asmodai

dont know. the last time i spent money was on the welcome bundle or karazan. whichever was last

for 100 daily gold

holy fuck user you cant be serious

good taste

about $400

I am serious, what's wrong with that? What else should I be playing when brawl is down for my daily gold?

>reroll 40 gold quest
>spellmaster

>spend 4 hours doing something unfun so you can save $1

>mryogurt
>asmodai

I can't stand fuckheads like them and Amaz who repeat the same thing they say 3-5 times in the space of 10 seconds. That shit is unbearable.

/hsg/ what are good post-nerf decks to climb with (fast)?

t. former aggro druid looking for new cancer

Hunter
Aggro rogue
aggro druid

keleseth rogue
keleseth warlock
hunter

aggro druid is fine
do you need a list user?

Working minimum wage for a couple hours and buying packs with that money would be a more efficient use of time

>get legend
>randoms ask for deck

but I'm doing fast wins with hunter in casual besides I am playing at my minimum wage work and I don't always get to do 100g per day, honestly that's probably the first day I do it in a very long time

this picture triggered me so hard

>got legend
>have no friends and no one pmed me

>play keleseth shadowstep keleseth
>opponent has a dagger and a 1/2
>doesn't kill keleseth
>topdeck the second shadowstep

solid choices although not my favorite, Asmo has so many games up on 1 and rdu is probably the best streamer at explaining his plays

my boy vanqswisher is finally reaching high ranks again while getting loaded and sending sexually challenging messages to bob's gf, good to see him back in degenerate form after moving to cali and squatting in Dwayna's empty house

Am i the only one who didnt get a quest? wtf

probably figured he's not going to win this game with a value plan and the texture of his hand told him to switch to the face plan

asmodai is fun
mr yagut is a sarcastic dude with a cute accent

I miss Forsen...

I didn't know that the "gay lisp" was universal

forsenE

Are 100 gold quests like super rare now? I haven't seen one in like 2 months.

>the texture of his hand

how T H I C C are your Evolve Shaman decks /hsg/?

Trying out double Sea Giant and Bonemare with no Doppelgangsters atm

I thought it died along with innervate?

Sure, if you could give me a list, that would be great

I don't give a fuck about winning anymore. Just give me a deck that completely SHITS on Priest. I just want to see them suffer. I don't care about anything else, I just want to torture Priests.

>spellmaster 36/40
i guess thats all the hearthstone im playing today

I'm only missing Shaman and Warrior DK and they aren't good enough to craft so I can't fuck around with the memes.

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why not both?

Just play aggro and hope they don't draw shadow word horror.

>mr yagut
amnesiac

>He's out having the time of his life and has moved on from this shit game like any sane person
>i'm sitting here with no friends and no life withering away
it's not fair bros

Jade Druid senpai

take my anti-meta deck. hard to play but if what you want is to make others suffer, that's what you need (if not at least you'll take lessons from it)

Are Plagues still worth it?

What is that madness

yes, the card is absolutely retarded and should have been gutted harder

I'd probably replace Medivh and Ysera for a second Plague and Mark

if you really don't care about ANYTHING else you could just slap them with exodia mage
but that's not really hearthstone

> OZRUK

Why is he so bad, boys?? What would have to happen to make him not bad??

Can't be targeted by spells or hero powers, +3 hp per?

9 mana is such an awkward mana cost for a big (maybe) taunt

Summon a 5/5 taunt. If enemy has more minions, cast this again.

>5/20, can't be targeted by spells
wew
yeah that definitely would have made him a lot better. still, he needs special conditions to make even a noticeable impact. he's too situational.

summon a copy of ozruk for each elemental you played last turn?

Sounds fair and balanced

same

>9 mana do nothing
Brode will never stop making shitty expensive legendaries like that, he needs pack filler

the game just needs a rule where removal can't target minions with more than 10 health

Looks like his unhealthy vegan lifestyle is finally catching up with him.

> Shitty expensive legendaries

> Can't even dust her because while I need the dust, I risk opening her again

That change they made actually fucked it over in a way.

Good news is all bad legendaries turn into dust the minute they hit wild, because you aren't opening packs anymore.

I know its a bit too long but per-apse something like this? I mean at least he's not totally useless if the opponent deal with it right away.

Is skulking geist a must have for razakus?

>tfw you're playing Priest but midgame decide to be an Evolve Shaman instead

I've started to keep my dk in hand vs priest, same for kazakus (I'm playing some elemental control mage brew). Seriously fuck priest.

still underwhelming. how about making it for this this and last turn. that way even when he does get immediately removed, you were still able to get good value out of it.

>how about making it for this this and last turn.
nani?

this turn.
my mistake

5$

This game is such god damn shit. Once I unlock Arthus I'll uninstall and never look back.

I don't even know why I want to unlock Arthus first, I just want to leave a good-looking corpse I guess. Seven out of nine to go.

google rdu pirate druid

DON'T GOOGLE ASTEROID 8766

>got legend
>every nobody I added for 80's congratulates me

But hey you did great user.

This looks like a mess and warlock is more or less a free win for razakus priest

wait, do you get better odds to get different legends rather than repeats?

it's impossible to get duplicate legos now, as of KFT's release

I really like Priest